>Be Timex owner, wearing it well
>Some teens come up to me at the mall with their Apple Watches and Galaxy Gear say "Nice watch old man, can that piece of shit even count your steps"?
>They run away laughing
What would you do in this situation?
Did you cry
>>58753684
Tell them to get off my property.
>>58753684
I think your Timex is stylish!
Serves you right for being a useless walking fashion accessory
>>58753738
At least you don't have to charge it every day for you to know the time.
>>58753684
This story is the biggest load of bullshit I've seen in ages.
>>58753684
Start laughing loudly and obnoxiously like an insane person until everyone in the place is uncomfortable, and then go on.
Take one of them, rape him, and shove his Apple shit up his ass where it belongs.
Repeat for each offender.
"You spend several hundred dollars on a pedometer?"
>>58753684
Chase them and request them to do the same on Rolex owners
wonder why they thought my camper was anything less than aesthetic