You have somehow secretly invented a revolutionary new computer

>>58747967
make it search for a reason to live

Install Gentoo on it

minecraft server

>>58747979
It will give you the answer 42

>>58747967
Compute mathematics from scratch to get more power.

Does folding@home still work?

>>58747967
mining bitcoins DUH

>>58747967

I can finally run firefox smoothly

>>58747967
I mine bitcoins to set myself up for life, and then run the biggest LSTM cluster on earth and create an AI waifu.

>>58747967

Mine for dogecoin

>>58748009
Yeah but BOINC's better

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>>58747967
>tfw to smart too care about computers

Minecraft at 45FPS with medium render distance on

Install windows 7 on it
use it as my daily computer

>>58747967
>The question is: What do you do with it?
Obviously I mine and sell bitcoin. I would make sure to limit my rate of bitcoin mining so as to not crash the entire market.

Setup a gigantic neural network, feed video input from a camera to it and wait for it to reach sentience.

Google how to hack Facebook account

Prove P=NP

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>>58747967
Mine buttcoins.

>>58748146

P = NP is true if N=1

next question

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>>58747967

mine every single cryptocurrency in existence and play vidya on idiotically high settings

then, i patent it so everyone has to be cucked to me to make computers like that

>>58748146
Disprove you mean

kmem russian roulette

Use the chassis for my sick FX-4300 GTX 1050 build.

>>58747967
I run the program generating trips to find out passwords of most annoying tripfags on 4chan just to ban their trips forever with severe rule break.
Without big power the program could take millions of years to find a specific trip.

pretty sure crypto currency mining is the only acceptable answer.

hack the gibson

P = NP

probs

Consume all cryptocurrencies.
P ?= NP
Dismantle AES
Predict the weather for the next 50 years

Then give it artificial life or play Dwarf Fortress.

try to run GTA IV with a steady framerate on lowest settings

>>58748095
>to
Kys, amigo.

>>58747967
Crack a bunch of RSA encryption, crack a bunch of other passwords, find the next couple prime numbers, try to install OpenStack. After all that I would get bored, so I would rent out cpu hours to many users around the globe for competitive pricing.

Run universe simulation until it produces its own real life computationally accurate universe down to atom level and quark level

>Mine Bitcoins
>Crack passwords and accounts
>Run simulations
>Run a giant database
>Run a website
Pretty much it....

Shitpost on /g/

>>58747967
Read clickbait articles and watch porn

Play spider solitaire

Run Speccy and post it on /g/

bogosort a few thousand integers

>>58747967
bootcoins

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>>58748045
>all the money in the world
>still needs to create an AI waifu

that's a new level of beta
pathetic

I don't have the knowledge to create something revolutionary with that much power.

>anything you run on the machine must be 100% handled and set up by yourself.
This means no bitcoin meaning since it was not my creation.

If bitcoin mining is allowed, then you're allowing a loophole where companies can pay me x amount of money to mine data for them. I'm not typically 'renting', but they're still 100% using my power.

SETI@Home
GPUGRID
World Community Grid

>>58750870
The AI wouldn't be with you for just your money.

>>58750954
Implying its possible for you to know that

>>58747967
Generate every possible 4K resolution image

>>58747967
No one here is qualified to use a computer that powerful to its full extend.

>>58747967
Fully dedicate it to einstein@home

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smash it and post it in a /g/ gore thread

>>58751590

that's actually illegal :^)

>>58747997
>This

>>58751590
I see the possibilities
>Free cp

>Make the computer play trillions of poker hands with itself, trying to reach new strategies unknown to humans in NLH, Omaha, 2-7 triple draw, etc. and apply it to a bot in pokerstars;
>Load all the information on various sports and analyze it to get an edge on bookies;
>Play with medical data (since its my area)
>play minesweeper

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>>58747967
I will program it to generate the ultimate meme.

>>58748168
>>>/v/

primes

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>>58747967

Hard question.

Probably set up a system that is capable of reducing a compiled game back to its source code for preservation, easy mode is Bitcoins. Probably would use it to crack encryption and tripcodes.

Afterwards I would create an AI entity which could protect itself and interact with random people across all hardware.

Have it become really good at board games, so I finally have someone to play with.
Also: solve chess.

>>58747967
Put on vr glasses and dive into the wonderful world it creates for me while stimulating my neurons so I forget my life I had outside. It would let me live lifes in a fraction of a second and I could observe the created world from any entity possible... I would be a rock until it breaks, a solar system, all instances of the number 17, a worm, every human that ever existed, and in one instance I'd be a faggot OP posting shit on /g/ asking about my pc

Let lose an AI on the nearest stock market. Not to get rich mind, but to become the almighty Jew lord.

All of the things I could brute force mang.
I'm diamonds.

>>58747967
i turn it on and show my friends what it can bench and then unplug it because i don't feel like dealing with that power bill

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>>58752484

>>58747967
Brick it

Run Crysis at 4K

>>58748168
Lol if N=1 might as well not write N

Obviously crack private keys for a shitload of CAs, factor a few thousand common primes used in diffie-helman.

Sell my new discrete log / integer factorization machine to countless Intel agencies for stupid amounts of money

>>58747967
Try to create a very small scale Laplace Demon with a very restricted domain. Scanning the solar system will be hell though.

>>58747967
Nice try NSA

>>58747996
Made me chuckle

>>58752397
>Probably set up a system that is capable of reducing a compiled game back to its source code for preservation
dumb anime poster

>>58750225
how new are you?

>>58747967
High Frequency Trading or bust.

Also some Forex fun.

Publish the plans with detailed instructions to build this computer as public domain

>>58748175
>He's never taken formal math
>He doesn't understand that proofs can show inequivalencies

circuit accurate ps3 emulation

>>58747967
BTC mine,stock market algorithms,be rich set up a rocket company slowly secretly ship the computer to space,run it secretly in the moon,invest in Gundam,set up a sekrit organization to end conflicts and become a the bean.

>>58747967
Wait to be assassinated by government

>>58747967
SETI

Find them Alien niggas once and for all

>>58753546
Could be tough to HFT if you're not physically close enough to the market. Most of those computers are just servers but have a fiber optic connection straight to the markets. But you could still crush algo trading if you had a good plan.

>>58753052
This is only great answer.

OP this reminds me of one of my favorite short stories.
localroger.com/prime-intellect/mopiidx.html

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>>58747967
Does it have a really fucking high clock speed or is it just massively parallel?

Like we could make chemical computers where we put some magical chemicals in solution to compute things MASSIVELY IN PARALLEL. As in mole numbers of operations happening, but operating at however fast those chemicals diffuse.

I would use said computer for quantum chemistry and molecular dynamics. This would be for finding new drugs, new materials, and eventually a way to carry out diamonoid mechnosynthesis. Diamonoid mechanosynthesis makes all sorts of crazy nanotech possible.

>>58753052
>Laplace Demon
Zettaflops isn't even close enough to simulate a 1 cm cube in real time.

>>58747967
Push it to make technological singularity happen, thus effectively, achieve immortality.

Break the Julian Assange insurance files...

>>58751808
>>58751962
:"3. It's computer generated art.

>>58747967
i will use it so it will program a babyfur procedure art generator for me

>>58747967
Normal Mode

Do tons of research to help the human race and cure cancer and all that stuff.

Hard mode

Be part of said efforts

Extra hard mode

Break RSA and steal lots of money.

>>58747967
>What do you do with it?
cryptocurrency
all of it

>>58747967
installing gentoo

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Create a program/AI that crawls 4chan and analyzes various posts and then cross-references them with other posts and threads they are in (along with whatever image is posted).

The goal is to find out what kind of posts garner the most responses in what kind of context with the purpose of creating the ultimate (you) bait post / ultimate meme post.

Leave it running for 8 years (Trump's presidency). After 8 years unleash the Ultimate Meme on the internet.

>>58747967
play runescape

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>>58748095
>to smart too care

Decryption service outsourcing for law enforcement.

>>58754389
All things are nothing to me

>>58750225
>Kys
End yourself.

>>58753344
>dumb anime poster
Dumb dumb anime poster poster.

Solve chess.

>>58752439
solve chess is good answer

Browse 4chan all day.

download all the legal porn
all of it

Design a loli robot waifu

>>58753857
the keys have been broken/found already broken because of a fun vulnerability in the kdf and salt used in the openssl version used to encrypt the files.

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>>58747967
buttcoins
Extra hard mode: make anime real

>>58747967
use predictive modeling to win the stock market

>>58747967
Use simulations to create a retrovirus that can target a specific person and swap their gender at the chromosome level and adjust their age.

Use retrovirus on enemies to turn them into a harem.

write a captcha breaker AI and unleash the marshviperx copypasta on every single forum and chat in the world and start the shitposting apocalypse

>>58758820
Why don't you do that now?
I doubt processing power is your limitation

crack 4chan tripcodes

post when the tripfags are asleep

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>>58747967
A system... a machine that watches you every hour of every day.

>>58747967
Play Dwarf Fortress at 60fps

>>58747967
>Hard mode: No simply selling or renting it.
>Extra hard mode: Not even any collaboration with anyone else, anything you run on the machine must be 100% handled and set up by yourself.

Use it as a dust collector.

>>58747967
play ARK at 20 fps

I'd shitpost on my favourite afghanistani goat porn forum

crack any password and hack the NSA

>>58747967
crash the buttcoin market with no survivors.

Stalk my crush :(

I mine the rest of the bitcoin in existence

Ask /g/ what the fuck i should use it for

>>58747967
Learn how to transfer my conscience to it.

>>58753668
'sup Aeolia?

>>58758919
How about use simulations to create a retrovirus that can target a specific scent of curry and wipe all Pajeets off the face of the Earth?

>>58747967
"but can you blend?"

>>58747967
Dwarf Fortress
e z