You come across a random computer and it appears to be a command

sudo rm -rf

>>58719063
ls

>>58719074
this

>>58719074
>>58719121
Is it because it's the only command you know?

apt-get install botnet

>>58719074
Kek

sudo chmod -R 777 /mnt/earth/bio/animal/homosapiens/female

>>58719063
reboot

>>58719063
whoami
just to check.

>>58719243
>not giving yourself power over /dev/universe1 or, better, /
Think bigger anon

>>58719243
So you want to be able to execute too?

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>>58719063
[CODE]
10 GOTO 10
[/CODE]

>>58719063

# rm -f $(which rm)

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

>>58719074
>>58719121
>>58719187

sudo rm -fr will do absolutely nothing.

Jesus fucking christ freeturds are stupid. They don't even know the OS they shill Go run Windows 10 faggots and see software that actually matters once in your life.

not even adding a "/" in the end does much usually. it needs something extra to not bork.

>>58719063
>a random computer and it appears to be a command console for the universe. What is the first thing you type
delete jews

poweroff

http://www.bash.org/?926695

>>58719074
Fpbp

pwd

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sudo cat /etc/passwd | grep god

>>58719063

useradd -m -g users -G wheel,log,http,ftp -s /bin/bash gentooman
passwd gentooman
echo 'Match User gentooman
PasswordAuthentification yes' >> /etc/sshd/ssh.conf
systemctl enable --now sshd
passwd
su gentooman
git clone http://github.com/gentooman/dotfiles
cowsay 'lol godmode'

>>58719475
No preserve root, iirc

>>58719063

poweroff -f

>>58719805
/thread

>>58719475

# rm -rf /*

Will work.

>>58719063
rm -rf /life/human/caucasian/male

>>58719063
deltree c:

>>58719621
>systemctl enable --now
jesus christ that's going to save me a lot of time thanks anon

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>>58719855
>>58719866
>>58719877
>>58719888
>mfw numbers

>>58719888
what does this do? is it like enable and start in one?

>>58719917
Yup

>>58719866

rm -rf /life/human/jew

sudo mv /earth/females /home/mydick && cowsay "start sucking bitch"

HCF

>>58719063
help
/?
ls

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

>>58719063

uname -r
cat /proc/cpuinfo
free -h
df -h

Because I'm curious. Then I'd fork bomb the shit out of it.

:(){ :|: & };:

>>58719063
Help

Sudo install gentoo

Help im being held captive by north korea!!!!

vim /etc/user/anon/status.conf

autism=NO

dir
cd life
dir
cd humans
rmdir c:\minorities -s

shutdown now

It's really quite simple boys

>>58719074
fpbp

>>58719063
echo "Hello, World"

>>58719419
Found the escape:

\

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locate mexico | wall

>>58719074
anon you fucking dumb

rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

Clearly a computer for the universe would have a perfect interpreter that could parse any expression, you stupid lunix fags.

>>58719063
Wipe it.

>>58719063
help

dirr

10 print praise clang
20 go to 10

>>58719063
Send nudes.

$ man man

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>>58721710
3deep5me

>>58719243
This guy, this guy is the actual sad fuck we think about when we say neckbeard.

Feels.

>>58719063
>sudo rm niggers jews muslims 3rd-wave-feminists clinton-supporters

>>58719063
>cd code
>cd..
>cd..
>cd..
>cd ..
>ls
>cd code
cd ..
cd

tree /etc/species

>>58719063
uname -a

>>58719077
underrated

>>58719063
chgrp muslims /earth/Donald\ Trump

>>58719063
>shutdown -h+10 "kek"

>>58719063
if [[ $(uname) == 'OpenBSD' ]]; then /usr/games/tertis else (sudo apt install bsdgames && tetris) || (sudo pacman -Syyu bsdgames && tetris) || (sudo emerge tetris) || (echo "this machine is shit" && sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /)

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echo 'ACCEPT_LICENSE="-* @FREE"' >> /etc/make.conf

a=$penis
$penis=$vagina
$vagina=$a

>>58719063
sed -i 's/Linux/GNU\/Linux/g' .*

>>58722226
>sed -i 's/Linux/GNU\/Linux/g' .*
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as GNU/Linux, is in fact, GNU/GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus GNU/Linux.

>>58719063
delete muslims
delete niggers
delete jews

done

>>58722987
>>/pol/

>>58723005
>>>/reddit/

Given that I don't even know if it's a POSIX system, some DOS bullshit or some spooky ayylium shit. I would type help first and see what happens.

>>58719063

echo "cuck meme"

>>58719063
screenfetch -s

>>58722987
That and Brazilians.

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>>58719935
>Jews
>human

>>58719063
will you be my AI gf

>>58719580
useless cat.

>>58719063
Ctrl+Alt+Del

>>58719063
/help

>>58719063
useradd -g admin anon

>>58719063
/godmode

>>58719063

man unzip && touch balls

>>58719077

this post probably has the biggest meaning/character count that has ever been composed on this board

i unironically salute you.

i don't type anything, i sit there wondering why the fuck an IBM 5150 has a unix shell. brb gonna go try to install looooonux on my 5150 sitting on my shelf.

>>58723697
reddit

>>58723764
hi :)

>>58719063
Ctrl + c

>>58721478
kek

cd code
cd..
cd..
cd..
cd..
ls
cd code
cd..
cd

>>58721896
kek

>>58719063
//help

>>58719074
You don't have the password, retard

I would type help

>>58719262
>whoami
>just to check.
Underrated. I got you anon.

pwd

Install Gentoo

>>58725460
This guy has the right idea

>>58725460
Also, source

>>58719063
history | grep ayy

sudo rm rf

>>58719063
screenfetch

>>58725528
we don't need it, it's signed onto root already
some dumbass left their su signed in

>>58719179
More like
>apt-get update botnet

sudo pacman -Syu

rm -rf jews

>>58719063
sudo reboot

>>58719877
the universe running DOS would explain a lot

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>>58725460
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

MODS DELETED IT

AHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>58726600
Damn what was it?

>>58721352

You just wiped out Whites for good. It is now a world full of nigs and chiks, the largest populations in the world.

C:\Windows\System32\GWX\gwx.exe
C:\Windows\SysWOW64\GWX\gwx.exe

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>>58726031

>>58726689
Check archive, you nonce

reboot

>>58719063

DROP TABLE *

The universe is so old it probably still uses SQL

uptime

>>58724719
fucking kek

>>58729791
The internets is so old it probably still uses DOS! roflcakes

Edit: Thanks for the gold star, kind stranger!

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>uname
>GNU/Universe, or as I have recently taken to calling it GNU + Universe

>>58719063
help
cat /etc/cpuinfo
cat /etc/passwd (long fucking list of every organism ever born)
wget http://random/1000mb.test
apt-get update
apt-get upgrade

>>58730104
>GNUniverse

>>58719063
uname -a
> and it better be running Gentoo or Arch!

Assuming... This is loonix and I have root?

```
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
```
or
```
getent passwd
```

and then I'd begin the editing of my user's permissions / money&Inventory / Stats page / etc.

Then we find my enemies :^)

>>58719063
This sentence is false.
> press Enter
> RUN!!!

woah this idea could be a twilight zone episode.... woah

Sudo apt-get purge muslims

>>58719063

help

info

I generally prefer man, but info lets you browse from the highest point and use links to read about everything, so it's probably a good way to start.

apt-get update && apt-get upgrade

its about time

>>58719063
sudo apt-get purge mental-illness disease hunger war

>all these people doing sudo
You know you are logged in as root right?

>>58731696
Maybe we just like feeling super for once in our pathetic lives, okay? Does that satisfy you?

>win

>>58719063
Figure out how to search for cosmic titties.

del e:\northamerica\unitedstates\donald_j_trump.cnt
undelete e:\europe\germany\adolf_hitler.dnw
deltree /y e:\africa
del /s e:\*.ngr
del /s e:\*.sngr
del /s e:\*.jew

>>58719063
Shutdown -t 0

ping google.com

Startx

i'm not good with computers how did i get here

>>58719549
>>58725927
This the best answer

>>58719063
Pacman -Syu

or

autoexec.bat

screenfetch -s

kill

>>58719063
cd code
cd..
cd..
cd..
cd ..
ls
cd code
cd ..
cd

>>58720300
The only correct answer.

>cmatrix
>become neo

>>58723541
You forgot burgers and Mexicans.

>>58735476
HAHA, LOL le epic MEME XD

killall(1);

>>58719063
whoami

>>58719063
sudo rm kebab

I'm gay