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>Hello Mr. Anon, I'm Sanjay, I'm the head of Human

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>Hello Mr. Anon, I'm Sanjay, I'm the head of Human Resources here and I'll be interviewing you today. Now, your resume looks great, but when asked your proficiency level in the Microsoft Office Suite you seem to have responded with "INSTALL GENTOO FAGGOT". Care to elaborate on that?
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>>58712915
Why, yes, of course. What I meant was, INSTALL GENTOO YOU MOTHERFUCKING POO-IN-THE-LOO FAGGOT!!!!
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posting in epik thread XDDDD
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I'd turn Norton 360 degrees and walk away when I saw the interviewer was a poo in loo.
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>>58713100
so you'd literally do a full circle and walk in the direction of the interviewer
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>>58713288
He moonwalks away.
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>>58712942
cringe
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>>58713288
newfaggots get out
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>>58712915
>Mr. Anon
Did you just assume my gender?
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>>58713288
newfag is new
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>You see, "install gentoo" is a meme, to which it directs an individual to install the gentoo operating system as a way to solve the individual's problem. The joke is that it won't actually solve their problem, but will either 1. Aggravate them to oblivion, or 2. Open their mind and soul to open source software. In my experience, I find that those who have their hearts closed to such a thing are arrogant and closed minded people, who lack the critical thinking skills necessary to figure out simple tasks.
>In summary, I took your inquiry about my experience with Microsoft Office as a joke, as I don't actually see how experience with such a primitive piece of software could carry any meaningful weight towards the value I could add to yor company. You can train a chimp to use office, but you can't train him to do [insert actual skill here]. I also called you a faggot because your question was useless, and I only showed up here to your dead end company to personally call you a faggot. Die in a fire.
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