how well does Google know you? post screenshot https://plus

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>>58694509
fucking libcuck

>>58694509
>having a google acocunt

>anime dominates all others
kek

That shit only works if you have a Google+ account.

>>58694509
not very well. they recommend a pregnancy/expecting mothers community.

I'm not even a trap.

wow, you're so unique.

>>58694509
>Ancap
mahnigga.jpg

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>one direction
eww

>>58694930
>libertarian
>libcuck
Choose one, and then kill yourself.

>>58694509
> using google services

>>58694509
Sorry OP. I'm not a humongous faggot using Google services

it asks you to sign in?
lol

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>Signing-In to Google through Chrome or any browser, ever.

You brought that on yourself, dumb-ass.

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It's missing the pc build videos I like to watch.

>>58694509
wanna know how I know you're fat?

>>58694509
people on /g/ RIGHT NOW with a google account.

I don't recognize this place anymore.

>>58696384
Plus some of them run Windows 10. /g/one to shit.

>>58697448
it's better than ubuntbh

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>>58694509
>being signed into botnet

>>58694509
But i don't have a Jewgle account :^)

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thank fucking god I always log out of my gmail account.
not a single anime picture in sight.

>>58697545
Retard

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Not very well.

>>58697545
>says while using chrome

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>>58694509
Meh. They got three right. Rest are vague or not even close.

>>58695062
>Choose one
>implying those are mutually exclusive

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The only Google product I use is YouTube. I don't sign in, I disabled local storage, and my user agent string randomizes. They know nothing.

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>>58697638
>using chrome
try again

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>>58694509
Wew, lad.

Apparently I'm an Indian Android dev who voted for Bernie
Which isn't accurate at all

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but I thought I deleted all my activity via privacy checkup and paused that shit

>all the recommendations are comically wrong

wew

>>58697730
>disabling local storage and randomizing your user agent prevents all fingerprinting

yeah man that's definitely a foolproof solution, u gottem

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literally what

Why does Google think I'm a pleb?

>>58697938

Never said it was foolproof, so you're putting words in my mouth, but all of a sudden after doing that they don't show any watched videos and have no recommendatons, so it does something.

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He knows me really well. Fucking plebs ITT

>>58697782
>LizardsInHats
>B for Birds

I'm jelly

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i guess disabling all the possible data collection options in the account works

>>58694509
I thought I opted out of data collection a long time ago.
They got right 51 of them. Wow!

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Feel free to rate me. I'm used to abuse.

>>58694509
I can tell it got most of its data from a long time ago (before I started using noscript, maybe?). Lots of pokemon, photography, and android dev, which summed me up in high school, but not now.

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I've never played Ass creed or watched an episode of Rubber Pirate Man.

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>tfw you beat the botnet

>>58694509
it's all very low-brow, menial stuff there.
Not impressed, g+

>>58695062
>>58694509
You'll grow out your dude weed lmao phase eventually

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Everything is insanely off except for anime

Fuck you Jewgle.

>>58696024
How?

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>I hate Harry Potter
>I hate Apple
>No fucking idea what Dirty Unicorns is
>I hate WWE
>Never used Photoshop

As wrong as they can be

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google knows me this well.

>>58694930
didn't he run under the libs for pres twice?

>>58699154
google recommends things you dont know. thats the point, or not ?

>>58699243
t. retard

>>58698684
THATS WHY ITS RECOMMENDING THIS SHIT
HOW RETARDED ARE YOU

>>58699135
Pls respond

>>58699251
nigger

Good thing I have Google's IPs/Domains blocked in my host file :^)

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>>58694509
Just kill me, senpai.

>>58694930
Fucking conservacocksucker.

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Pretty good. The only issue is the snowboarding thing. I've never even touched snow.

>>58695989
Font name please

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I thought google was supposed to be spying on me. These suggestions are awful. I haven't even searched for Love Live before yet there are three groups in total it's suggesting to me, I don't watch e-celeb bullshit at all, and something that I actually like and have liked for a number of years now is nowhere to be found.

Got a scuba diving group too but I've never done that before.

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I-I dunno how half of this shit got here.

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>>58698684
>FURRIES

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>>58694509
None of these are even remotely close to my interests.

I have successfully evaded big brother.

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How did it know of my love for abstract rust and photos of fabric?

>>58699865
>there's a community for usb type c fans

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pretty much just these

>>58694509
its filled with work related shit

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>>58694509
i just get this, what do?

>>58695062
>pretending like there is a difference
just fucking kys yourself you degenerate shit

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How can I time travel?

I need to kill my past self to prevent myself from ever making these mistakes.

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It got android and anime right I guess. Everything else is pretty shitty

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>cruiser cunts
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

>>58700457
>>>/v/

>>58695700
>>58695735
>>58696384
>>58697571
It's my school account. I have to use it to be able to use Google Classroom and get my assignments.

The only thing it got right was the animu and cryptography/compsci. I'm a hardcore liberal so I don't know why it is recommending libertarian.

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>>58694509
Not very.

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>>58694509
Apparently not at all

Also when did I get a Google+ account?

>>58694509
100% accurate. How can I be sure I like the things I like? I need an AI to tell the AI to tell me what I like.

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>Likes Airplane
Yes
>Likes Japan
Absolutely yes
>Likes Ramen
Nah

>HDR photography
>Arabic shit
>Turkshit
>Martial arts
>Science

I don't really get the logic, I'd have guess it would label me a russian nazi, but I guess it's taking my location in account (Sweden), so I must be an IS-shitter :^)

>>58697752
this better be ungoogled chromium because otherwise it's the same shit

>>58697926
cucked
u
c
k
e
d

by the botnet

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>>58695062
libertarian is even worse than liberal. at least liberals wouldn't turn the country into somalia within 2 years.. and we would still have roads

not very well, they think I'm into knitting, pro football (soccer), Canada (? i'm texan), birds...

>>58702883

what about inox?

>>58695033
>hating one direction
Pleb.

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Why does it recommend Anime?

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>>58694509
Some of these things are really questionable.
I don't watch anime, i don't use linux, i have no idea what fingerfolk is, couldn't care less about SEO, i don't have a playstation.

I'm usually signed in yet none of the recommended topics is relevant.

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Cool, I guess