>hackers hack my computer >deliberately install a virus

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>hackers hack my computer
>delete system32
>plot twist
>it was just vm
>now I have their IP
>hack them back

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>school IT technician enters computer room
>he leaves the computer he is working on unattended
>open command prompt
> execute the command to turn entire school network into botnet
>make the network ddos itself

>plug cable into wall
>plug other end into other wall
>find out the school's network equipment isn't using STP
>dos the school with a cable

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>sit beside the smart person in college
>understand that this smartness won't apply to the computing realm
>observe password being entered in username field
>surreptitiously download all the work for the next year
>adjust it accordingly
>coast to a diploma

>1999.
>Create BO2k server
>Combine it with MSN messenger virus that people fall for.
>Hack all my friends

>plug cable into wall
>plug in router
>[insert inter-related routing]
>send out finely crafted eigrp routing table update
>plug in switch
>set Mac to low value
>new vtp root server?
>[insert vtp fuckery]
>users now get routed through at least 30 different vans before going out to the public
>frames take random directions as they enter switch stack
>each different switch goes through a different path
>each different packet can have its own fate, only 15% even made it out with enough TTL to get to the intended destination
>traceroute couldn't even begin to justify the fuckery
>supposedly wasn't able to be fixed and everything was factory reset and rebuilt

>>58622871
Oh, and this was worldwide.
Every remote office, vpn user, offshore campus.
I sadly couldn't fuck with the VPN tunnels, or I would make the endpoints random for each packet. Causing insane tcp rebuild delay.

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>>58622349
10/10 would do again

wtf I don't understand any of this

>>58622440
Are you me?
>each student has shared drive
>[insert Asian kids name instead of mine]
>locate files
>copy paste

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Does anyone else get emails about failed logins into their LogMeIn account? I don't even use it and people are always trying to get into it.

Also, what can I do with their IP address included in the email?

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>>58623229
Example pic. Anything I can do to fuck this faggot over?

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>>58623257
>scrap the id with a coin
>profit

>>58623229
Remove yourself from leakedsource

>>58623568
thanks that should help