How do I 100% DESTROY hard drive or SSD quickly so that it will

>>58612552
Microwave and power drill

>>58612576
How much should I power drill it

>>58612552
Blast it with piss

Oh boy. Here we FUCKING go.

>Well my dad works for the government and he says there is this magic way that I won't tell you about, which totally works, and you won't find any documents about it or even one example where it worked because the "organization" he works for kind of suppresses that information, yep they can do that. So even if you obliterate every atom of the drive, they *could* use an electron microscope to put it back together somehow, the cost for this also isn't under $5 trillion because of the magic method I talked about earlier which I still can't mention but trust me it works so you're not safe

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Only way to be 100% sure is with termites.

Edit: I meant thermite

Use a magnetic spinning disk hard drive and hit it with a mini EMP

Crack the case open

Smash all the platters with a hammer

Gather the pieces, put them in a blender and turn them into ashes

Then mix them with whiskey and drink em up

>>58612552
Liquid metal.

Physically destroy the storage medium. Why is this even a question?

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>>58612552
What did you do, OP?

>>58612552
you're better off hiding it than trying to destroy it. Have a dummy HDD ready to replace original so they won't suspect it's missing/hidden. Have a good hiding spot planned, like in toilet pipes.

>>58612790
A certain type of pizza, I presume

>>58613323
pizza?

>>58613377
holy fuck how new are you?

>>58612552
Thermite

>>58613381
i started using 4chan a month ago... why?

>>58613391
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese%20pizza

>>58613391
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

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>>58613323
>>58613377
PIZZA GAAATTTEEE

>>58613432
i'm 19.
>>58613429
oh wow, that's fucked up.

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>>58612618
What how can you edit something you already posted, and if you can edit then wouldn't be easier to just correct the word?

>>58612552
elemental sodium

>>58612552
quickly is a relative term, for me under 20 minutes is a quick destroy since I'm not worried about being worried, but big magnets, power drill then microwave in that order

>>58613635
I should mention you can get magnets that require power so you could wipe them by hitting a switch under your desk, then if you are worry about raids you can wipe it and claim it was an accident
>>58613511
people downvote if you edit your post without clearly showing it's edited

I would mount your hard drives in pic related loaded with a 1" spade bit. When the feds kick your degenerate door in you can just flip it on and punch a huge hole through through your loli collection.

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>>58613819

Whoops :^)

>>58612591
until it looks like a fucking cheese grater

>>58612552
Just hammer it, dumbass

giant magnet

>>58613511
Spotted the newfag who doesnt know posts can be editted