Name a problem that can't be solved with iso? >pro tip:

Lack of lube.
Lack of pizza sauce.

>Global warming
>Extinction
>Overcooked food
>Blown capacitors
>Power outages
>Cancer
>Stubbing my toe in my dark living room
>Pencil lead broke and no sharpener available
>Stranded on an island after a shipwreck

>>58585196
You tried?

but what about my bathroom tiles?

>>58584675
Dissolving hydrolysis-sensitive compounds.

>>58585196
When i stub my toe a little bit of iso works wonders

>>58585196
a glass of iso and most of those problems would go away

>>58584675
This also strips gel coat off of paint, so don't use it for cleaning a painted surface.

>>58585196
>Global warming
Not an issue
>Extinction
IPA can be used to extract and preserve DNA for cloning later on.
>Overcooked food
Mask the taste with a refreshing layer of 100% food-grade iso applied to the outside.
>Blown capacitors
Use a container filled with 100% iso as a replacement.
>Power outages
IPA makes an excellent fuel and emergency power source.
>Cancer
Simply apply iso to the cancerous cells: it kills them as well as any bacteria.
>Stubbing my toe in my dark living room
Apply a solution of iso and distilled water to disinfect the wound for faster healing.
>Pencil lead broke and no sharpener available
Expose the graphite underneath with a powerful ISO fire.
>Stranded on an island after a shipwreck
see >>58585980

>>58584675
> Name a problem that can't be solved with iso?
Trying to make OP less of a fag.

>>58586120
>Not an issue
Got me to reply

>>58584675
microsoft

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>>58586120
>powerful ISO fire
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

>>58587144
>believes in science
You have no place in Trump's America, you have to go back

>>58584675
my crippling depression

>>58585104
speak for yourself