How often do you shower and how much time do you usually need

Once a day, maybe twice if it works out like that. I usually take about 15 minutes to shower, but sometimes longer if I'm tired or if I wanna chill.

Every day in the morning. about 30 minutes, sometimes a bit more, but I brush my teeth in the shower

>>58481697
About π minutes each 3days

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>>58481697
I think I showered sometime last November.
Not sure desu.

Once every two days, about 20 minutes per shower session

>>58481697
Every week, takes me 10-20 minutes

>>58481697
Err morning, 5-20 min depending on how late I'm running.

>>58481835
How crusty is your ass?

>>58481697
if I am not lazy once a day for 5-15 minutes. Depends on my moot and time.
If I am lazy than every second day.

>>58481835
>>58481895
So you basically live with sweat?

>>58482065
It started getting a little crusty after I ran out of toillet paper 2 weeks ago. I'm planning on buying some more next week.

Every other day for twenty minutes.
How odd is it to take a shower before sleep? I'm so lazy I shower at night so wouldn't need to get up at 0600.

>>58482079
i don't even notice usually

>>58482086
you can use water and your finger, toilet paper is a jew scheme

>>58481697
2007 or 8

>>58482097
Good idea thanks anon.
That way I can buy a couple more burgers a week.

2 times a week, 15 mins

>10 minutes
>one a day, sometimes two if I went to the gym and/or gf is coming over/I'm going out

>>58482097
>Water shills
>Not using spit

Once a day or after i fap (if more than once a day)
10 minutes

>>58482178
thats dangerous finger might slip in

>>58481835
>>58481895
>white "people"

Every other day, 45 minutes. Haircare is important, anon. Do you want your hair to be greasy or falling out before you hit 35?

>>58482502
shampoo is jew trick to make you bald

not kidding on this one, look at animals, no shampoo and no hair loss

also brushing your teeth, again, animals teeth don't fall out (though to be honest this not because brushing your teeth make them fall but because sugars and chemicals in food nuke them, which is why you even need teeth-brushing in the first place)

>>58482502
>he thinks applying shampoo to his hair every day is going to save him from baldness
lol

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big dude like to smell good so I take about an hour

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>>58482502
I used to take literally 2 hours per shower mostly because of the hair but I've been reading that you should try to wash it only once a week.

>>58482445
>"white"
whatever they were they are not white anymore

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>>58482355
Dangerous, or arousing?

>>58482558
you just shat, come on man, what are you german?

Two, sometimes three times a day and I usually spend around 30-40 minutes each session.

>>58482538
>shampoo is a jew trick to make you bald
No, it isn't. Animals have a different hygiene standard than humans because they don't have water and their skin often can't handle it anyways. Animals are also outside constantly, and don't have to be pent up in an office together smelling each other, not to mention it may even be a territorial thing which humans have absolutely no need for anymore.

>not kidding on this one, look at animals, no shampoo and no hair loss
Possibly because humans, and male humans specifically, have different genes than the rest of our species? A few minutes of googling disproved your theory here that balding is even specifically a human trait, and it seems to be often attributed to high levels of testosterone, in humans and otherwise.

>also brushing your teeth, again, animals teeth don't fall out
Animals do have teeth problems, and again this is a different standard of beauty for humans and the rest of animals on Earth. An orangutan will have shifted yellowing teeth as they age, humans have a lot of their self worth wrapped up in straight white attractive teeth. Maybe this is a product of the beauty industry but again, animals also have putrid breath at times and this is something that we working and living inside in close proximity don't want to deal with.

>>58482538
Hair != Fur

>>58482544
Full head of healthy hair so far, no split ends, no tangles and it's not nappy or greasy. How's your hair holding up to the abuse?

>>58482550
Likely depends on the shampoo you're using. Mild shampoos can generally be used more frequently without drying your scalp and hair out in any noticeable fashion. Maybe also get a conditioner that isn't loaded down with strange chemicals.

>>58482445
>>58482556
>Taking showers regularly on a NEET wizard website
Fuck off normalscum

>>58482621
>don't have water
don't have constant access to RUNNING water*

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2 times a week
10-15 minutes

use loofah or you are just patting yourself

I am always surprised when I read how people shower daily
I only imagine some manually working sweating pigs
or maybe warmer climates

15 minutes of shower every week, sometimes every two weeks.

>>58482637
Loofahs are not hygienic, they are a breeding ground for bacteria and they are too abrasive for daily use. You SHOULD be patting yourself, let a very simple bodywash do it's work and don't abuse your skin, anon.

>>58482621
My hair is long as fuck and I shampoo it once in maybe 15 times I shower. The more you shampoo your hair, the more you damage it. Your hair has natural oils that do a good job at cleaning everything if you just wash it well. Just a brotip, feel free to ignore it.

>>58481697
All 3 days.

You guys know that daily shower isn't healthy, right?
Ask Google for source.

>>58482621
look up for "tribe with white teeth", there's this tribe of people, no civilization, no sugar, no teethbrushes, whitest teeth ever, no balding too

also look at rastafaris, no hair-cleaning, no hair loss

>putrid breath
>yellowing teeth
but they don't fall off, thats my point


maybe its genetic, i just thought dropping chemicals everyday in your hair/teeth wasn't exactly ideal, i could be wrong

If I have to work, once in the morning like a normal person you greasy neckbeards.

I slack on the weekend though. Maybe I'll skip a day if I'm not going anywhere.

>>58482658
I think that you are onto something there, but no everyone has the same skin, hair and oil compilation that you do and there really isn't a one-size-fits-all answer here. I wash my hair daily with just a tiny amount of a gentle paraben free shampoo and it works nicely for me, especially some I use some matte product on occasion for hold that I want to remove. I think people using vinegar or conwashing are getting meme'd, but most people legitimately can't avoid washing their hair for 15 days without looking like mongoloids but props to you if you can.

>>58482556
lol good one, kidding aside lots of whites have this not showering often belief that I don't understand, pretty gross tßh

>>58482629
t. pigpen

>>58482637
I made a girl shower before eating her pussy, she's a pig like you

I am NEET
I shower when I smell like pig or feel greasy

usually once every 2 or 3 weeks

>>58482694
The funny thing is that I always get asked what I'm doing with my hair for it to look so good. I usually don't tell them, though. You may be right that it may not work for everyone.

>>58482686
This.

Daily, in the morning. I hate leaving the house without having taken a shower. Takes me about 10 minutes.

>>58482681
Falling out isn't the only thing we care about in a modern human society.

You strike me as very tinfoil hat. Even less than 100 years ago we had strikingly different standards of hygiene than humans of today.

Every day, I might skip a day if I'm particularly busy/lazy
I spend about half an hour most of the time because I brush, shave, and relax in the shower

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>>58482654
I am breeding ground for bacteria anon, but keep eating the bullshit how you should use antibiotic soap and shit
but if you fear, replace it after few weeks, or microwave it

and get one that is not too abrasive on your gentle skin

patting will do little in removal of dried sweat, dirt and dead skin

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>>58482681
found it, apparently i was wrong, has nothing to do with teeth brushing and all to do with diet

>>58482715
>Falling out isn't the only thing we care about in a modern human society.
Never argued against this

>You strike me as very tinfoil hat
Google it man

>>58482097
hi /pol/

>>58482804
im actually from /lgbt/

>>58482728
I never said you should be using antibiotic soap.

Microwaving is a decent option. And your skin should regulate itself to a degree, if you are rubbing in a simple bodywash that is all you truly need.

Sometimes it will be appropriate to exfoliate or use a loofah, but those times are NOT everyday.

>>58481835
>anime
>not showering
Just like pottery
*Spins 360° and walks away*

>>58482681
That tribe likely has healthy teeth because:

1. They likely have a diet without candy, soda, and other sugary foods
2. Their water supply may be naturally fluoridated

>>58482864
>water supply may be naturally fluoridated
google it, its not only one tribe and no fluoridation involved, only diet with high vitamin K contents and no sugars/processed wheats, apparently

>>58481697
Two times a day and about 2 to 3 minutes per shower.

I do cook though so I get sweaty er' day.

>>58481697
Daily apart from the weekends when a bath is better, need maybe 2 min, take about 10-15.

>>58482092
>How odd is it to take a shower before sleep?
Not odd at all. I noticed it's very good for the facial skin, especially if you have oily skin.

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>>58481697
Once a day, no exceptions. 20 minutes, usually.

>>58482959
location?

>>58482976
[Toronto], Ontario, Canada

>>58481697
10 minutes, every other day or sometimes every 3 days.
I work in an open office.

>>58482694
You'd be correct. The general advice is "try" to get to a week without washing. Most people I think need to wash their hair every 3 days or so.

I'm not an expert tho, i'm just parroting what I've read. I was also told to not use water either, and use warm, rather than hot water.

>>58482698
>lots of whites have this not showering often belief that I don't understand, pretty gross tßh

I haven't left my house in 2 or 3 weeks, I keep it relatively clean, I'm not fat and I don't sweat a lot. I really have no reason to bath daily. Tho I probably should just to built good habit.

>>58482813
What's the difference?

>>58483209
I know you mean well but I find it hard to stay clean as a greasy italian and I need to be in close proximity with coworkers to experiment with this right now.

I shower twice daily.

A quick one in the morning, before work.

Once at night, before I go to bed, as it helps me relax and get comfy.

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>>58483303
>tfw quick shower to clean myself of grime and sweat then a long soak in the bath

JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES

Once a week unless i'm doing some strenuous activity which causes me to sweat in which case every day. 5-20 minutes depending on how stressed I am.

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>>58483274
Sorry if it comes off as obnoxious. We're 2 different anons.

Also i'm Italian-ish too.

>>58483359
Long sink baths is how I picked up the bad habit of taking 2 hour long baths than then turned into 2 hour long showers.

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Jesus Christ, I never thought /g/ was like this, I expected more from you guys.

I do it twice a day, 30 minutes at least and I usually exfoliate midday.

>>58481697
Every day, 5 minutes a day

>>58481697
Once a month whether I need it or not.

>>58481711
This

>>58481697
I'm a huge germaphobe who's cursed with incredibly oily hair (I inherited that trait from my dad). So I take a shower every single day, and yes, hair gets washed every single time too. The only time I've ever missed a day showering was when I was bedridden with the flu.

It usually takes me about 1.5 - 2 hours because I have a massive fapping addiction and I hate myself for it. When I lived with my parents, I used to make my siblings late because I'd be in the shower fapping for so long.

>>58483258
we have less trannies

>>58483585
t. President of the USA

>>58483585
>fapping inside a shower instead in front of a pc
>not even using a tablet
>using imagination
>2017
why are you doing this to your self? do you have mental retardation anon kun

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>>58483590
No you don't.

Every day.
Usually 15-20 minutes

>>58481697
Once a weekish. I skipped a few weeks because it was too cold. Around 15-20 minutes

>>58481731
>but I brush my teeth in the shower
muh nigga.

also do enema while in shower, sometimes shave and masterbate. takes 1hour if I'm doing all thos ethings

Every day, 15 min typicially, 30-40 min when I'm shaving/waxing my legs.

>>58482538
>>58482621
anti hair loss shampoo saved me seriously. but ye i would agree most of the products will do more harm then good

>>58483616
Sorry, I messed that up. I take baths now for two hours and use phone for porn. But yes, I used to just take showers and use imagination porn in there when I lived at home. It was sort of frowned upon to take baths at my parents house. You were seen as a pampered weeny by the siblings if you did.

>>58482623
>Hair != Fur
Most retarded thing I've read all day

2-3 times a day (usually 2). Once when I wake up, once after I work out at night.

Like 10 mins at most?

>>58482621
>animals also have putrid breath at times and this is something that we working and living inside in close proximity don't want to deal with.
You know nobody would notice this if everyone had putrid breath right?

Twice a day, once before work, and once when I get home from work.

I don't like to feel greasy when I go to sleep which is why I take a shower after work. However I always wake up greasy and gross so I also have to take one before I go to work.

Each shower takes 10 minutes or less.

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Every morning and sometimes night. I don't use shampoo though because it's a waste of money created by the kikes.

>falling for goypoo

>>58483814
>>58483799 here
I don't really ``wash'' in the shower, just get a good rinse and only wash if I'm actually dirty. I lather up my hands with soap and run them across my wet body usually, but I'm not actually washing - just getting the smell of soap onto me so people think I showered

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>tfw to intelligent to shower

http://www.cultofmac.com/125623/the-best-revelations-quotes-stories-from-steve-jobs-official-biography-live-updating/

>Another practice of his was to put his feet in the toilet during times of stress.

10 minutes on a weekday. 20-40 on weekends.

The shower is a great thinking place.

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>>58482959
fug that's a fat girl

Every day.
Someone please nuke this board.

>>58483585
>hair gets washed every single time too
Nigga do you shampoo every day? I used to do that, but I eventually moved to rinsing every day and washing 1-2 per week.

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>>58482538
Animals don't drink 8 liters of Mountain Dew every day either.

>>58483948
Hello, Ms. Skeletress

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>>58482538
>also brushing your teeth, again, animals teeth don't fall out
I've seen older cats with missing teeth

modern diets are terrible for your teeth

>>58481697
Almost once a day since i bike 2 work. If i am late i skip showering and just wear clean clothes, works for one day then i get smelly since sweat a lot mtb'ing to work.

>>58481697
once a week. But I wash my ass and armpits multiple times a day.

A couple of mins if I'm in a rush, 15 mins if I want to enjoy myself (no, I don't mean masturbating).

>>58482959
10/10

>>58482538
humans consume sugar though, which is killer for teeth. So do yourself a favor and wash your teeth.

Also, animals don't really care their breath smells like shit

>all these people taking more than 5 minutes for a shower

You're killing the planet

this thread reminds me that i should wash my dog tonight so she will be dry for tomorrow (its -15celsius out side so i cant take a wet dog out)

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>>58481697
Every other day for five/six minutes, plus three more for hair

Anyway mfw this thread

>>58484182
how so?

>>58482619
How dry is your skin on a scale of 1 to peanut brittle?

>>58482079
it's cold here, no sweat

>>58483948
who's this THINN goddess

Once per day when I'm pretending to be a well adjusted person. Once every 2-3 days when I'm NEETing out.

>>58481697
I sit in my shower all day with only the cold water running. I use the cold water to cool my superior Linux Pro PC and overclocked GNU/Brain. In fact, I've installed a cooling radiator directly to my jugulars for maximum cooling™. All the disgusting heat is flushed down the drain of my multimillion-dollar facility into the streets where the less-equipeds bathe in it like the scum they are.

>>58484051
>spewing false information
>can't into sharks
Keep shilling your Nature, Organic, GMO-Free, BO-free, Spring watered, tastes like grass... uh Kale, diet.