Where do you keep/store/stash your money, /g/? Besides a bank

inside my keyboard

>>58458392

my coat pocket. i beat up people who touch my coat pocket.

I used to keep it wadded up in a sandwich baggie in my asshole, but I kept accidentally flushing it after I used the bathroom. Now I have it all in a sandwich baggie tied to my cat's stomach.

>>58458392
i generally dont carry cash, but if i do, in my wallet, back right pocket.

>>58458392
I keep my money in bitcoins

>>58458392
In a safe and my wallet

I ain't got no cash on me most of the time desu. might take like 100 euro in cash with me on my next vacation tho. would probably put it in a shoe or my underwear or something. just in case.

I don't have a wallet. I keep all my shit in pockets.

I roll all my bills into a thin tube and jam it into my urethra.