>thinks it's a good idea to stay hydrated at the desk

>>58395133
IV and cathiter.

>>58395133
That's fine. Losing focus gives you time to backup and reassess any decisions or assumptions you've made. It also reduces your chance of heart disease.

>losing focus
>not working out what to do next while pissing

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>>58395198
This...

>>58395133
There is a reason why we used to have a catheter general. It just had too many dick pics for this board

>>58395133
I get some of my best ideas in the toilet.
The lardbeast in the next cubicle can't even fit there so I get a break from his smell and the sound of his chair breaking apart, too.

>>58395269
fuck you Johnathan

You shouldn't be drinking anymore than necessary. That's what your problem is. This bullshit of staying hydrated is a meme started by Gatorade. Your body already has a way of telling you when you're dehydrated, you get thirsty.

>>58395315
This. Just because your mouth is a little dry doesn't mean you're dehydrated.

>>58395251
I would unironically do this if there was a way to keep my leg from warming up from the piss

>>58395133
It's better for circulation, tho.

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>>58395315
I bet you are one of those fucks that also only eats when you are hungry.

good luck being a unhealthy fuck

>>58395337
Putting in and pulling out a catheter from the urinal tract can be painful. Better avoid having sex so that you can keep it in for long periods at a time.

You can avoid warming up your leg by having your piss bag in a bucket on the floor.

>>58395367
>Use shower ring as cock ring to keep trash bag on dick.
>Unlach when done.
>Throw piss bag in trash when done.
Do people really sound their pisser just to piss in a bag?

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>>58395426
Remember, this is 4chan. A beautiful place where you will stay forever.

hahaahah this thread

>>58395426
>use cock ring to secure bag to cock
>blood is unable to escape through cock vein so I am fully erect at all times
>unsure if I am horny or not but do not want toxicity from semen build up and have to masturbate constantly to be sure

This was supposed to be easier than walking to the piss house every 10 seconds, thinking I may have fallen for a meme

>>58395518
it doesn't have to be that tight, jeez.

>>58395426
Or, ya know, magnum condom.