http://www.razerzone.com/project-va lerie THEY ACTUALLY DID

>usable only in about 1 year

>>58336720
wtf is this?

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>>58337005
the next step in computing

>>58336720
Thank you based Razer.

>How do you want your battery life fàm

>>58336720
Pretty cool

>want to watch a movie on the bus or airplane
>have to occupy 3 seats

>>58336720
For what purpose

>>58337229
Acer put out their tumescent, retarded, 50lbs monster. Razer decided that they won't let Acer have the most obnoxious gaymen laptop around, and so they whipped up this shit in an abortion clinic.

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Razer delivering true INNOVASUHN

>>58336720
>Advertised as a gaming laptop
>3x4k screens
>One 1080 to power it all

gee sure can't wait to play csgo at 30FPS for 20 minutes before the battery is dead

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>>58337271

>>58337297
>minutes

>>58337140
>battery

No such thing.

>>58336720
All the cute cs girls will cream when I whip this out in class.

is 11520x2160 porn a thing yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qZThdcZMo

why would anyone need this?
and a single 1080 to power three 4k screens??
they should've put fhd screens

>>58337297

If you want battery life don't buy a fucking gaming laptop.

What's the fucking point of this? It's going to weigh 17 fucking pounds and be useless for most situations unless you have about a fucking football fields worth of desk space.

I mean for fucks sake it's OVER THREE FEET WIDE

>>58338471
the additional width can float, though. You actually could use it at a cafe table, assuming it's got space on both side of it

wtf is that

I like the touchpad on the right instead of under

>>58336720
>walk into Starbucks with your wheeled pelican case
>order a fudge hot chocolate
>open up case
>strain legs lifting your Razer(TM) Valerie(TM) laptop onto the table
>drop it with a loud clunk
>get xbox sized AC adapter from case
>drop it with a loud clunk
>turn it on, causing the shop lights to dim and flicker
>unfold three screens, taking up the space of the person sitting next to you
>everyone looks at you
>macfags put away their notebooks and leave in disgust
>sit there in shame with your RGB keyboard projecting a gay disco on the wall and ceiling behind you

>>58336720

>instead of fixing their terrible bezels, Razer adds more bezels

Fucking idiots.

>there are people out there who will throw money at Razer for this
why live?

>>58338713
I want to see this happen.
>sit next to macfagit
>they kinda acknowledge your presence with that usual quick glance and nod
>bring out your behemoth VALERIE
>audible thunk gets macfagit attention
>hear a sigh come from him, must be in admiration
>open it up and le disco starts
>visible pain on his face now as you caught his attention
>time to knock em out boiz
>deploy fucking triple monitors
>macfagit stunned in disbelief, can't move out the way
>macfagit literally pushed off his seat onto the floor by your deployment of monitors
>people now murmuring loudly
>macfagit macbook swiped off the table along with his faggucino frappiato by dem screens
>macbook shatters into a billion pieces on impact
>coffee abomination drips onto it
>macbook catches fire
>macfagit catches aids
>someone called police reporting a l33t h@xx0r is deploying bombs
>git shot for suspected terrorism and turning peoples macbooks into ieds with coffee
>shots deflected by personal shield aka PROJECT VALERIE
>on the run from poh leese
>forced to live motel to motel
>at least you can play games on your VALERIE now

I got carried away halfway through.

>>58336720
JUST IMAGINE THE APPLEFAGS GOING CRAZY ON THE STARBUCKS WHEN I OPEN THIS LITTLE BOY!

>>58338987
go outside, please

>>58338987
kek

>>58339027

>assmad mac fangirl

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>>58336720

I fucking hate Apple but at least they understand that the primary purpose of a laptop is portability.

The entire idea of gaming laptops is so ass-backwards.

>>58336720
that's a wide screen

>>58339713
4K

>>58338419

If you want gaming don't buy a fucking laptop.

>>58338354
What's wrong with his voice?

>>58336720
3x4k... I need this in my life.

To bad this thing will be north of $2.5k

So how many razor cores will I need to be able to game with it in full 4k with all 3 screens????

>>58336720
https://youtu.be/j3qZThdcZMo

Give it up /g/

Will it fly?

>>58339786
Yeah it's not like full desktop GPU easily go into laptops

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Lenovo already dunnit

>>58336720
Insane, but literally for what purpose.
>>58340149
>chink shit
Who cares.

>>58339816
he was too busy building overkill rigs to attract tech normie veiws with clickbait to worry abiut skipping puberty

>>58340208
It's not chink shit, that's the Thinkpad W700ds.

>>58340369
Non-IBM thinkpads are 100% chink shit.

>>58339845
>north of $2.5k
LOL sure, try 5.2k

>>58337167
>being a bitch