ITT times when you let your power level slip >Be at work

I once hacked into the FBI and found documents about aliens but I was so high that I forgot to take screenshots

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>>58333383
>be in class
>nmap a /24 segment of the subnet that the university is using for that area of campus
>find an OS X host with a messaging service listening
>google it
>download skid tool to display a message to the host
>send "APPLE IS FOR OBESE PEOPLE"
>giggle like a retard
>friend asks wtf
>explain to friend
>2 days later get lectured by several professors to not pull that shit on campus after friend tattled

>in school
>men in suits come in
>b& from using school computers

>at school
>open up windows 10 laptop
>someone tells it spies
>tell them I disabled all the Spyware and blocked ms servers
>he reports me to thought police
>have mandatory penis inspection next week

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>at college
>decide to take my linux powered thinkpad with me, because it's gonna be a brief day
>turbo-autist friend comes over
>Is that linux on your pc?
>yes.avi
>OH MY GOD
>I WOULD RATHER KILL MYSELF OR GET A MAC THAN LINUX
>ok
>he then proceeds to gawk about booting windows on mac

I really hate my college.

>>58333383
>"Can you google th*"
>"BOTNET!"
>"I am considering buying a ipho*!
>"BOTNET!"
>"I need to reinstall Windo*"
>"BOTNET!"
>"I have a problem with X, can you help me fix it?"
>"Install Gentoo"

>>58333862
>>have mandatory penis inspection next week
sounds reasonable, if you are stupid enough to think you disabled the spyware and you think you can block the ms servers (you can't... it is hardcoded into the OS so that "no viruses can bypass updates and telemetry")

then you are likely to make other stupid life choices as well.