I'm buying a surface book 1tb. Where do I find the best

www.google.com

>>58298548
We don't give a shit, get the fuck out

>>58298548

> walk into retailer
> put sd with live linux iso into slot
> boot distro with riced DE and family photos
> calmly walk to door
> open it up to security guard and show him its yours

seriously thinking of doing this

>>58298623
They are attached to the tables via cable or Kensington you cheesy Puerto Rican thieve

>>58298646

t. australian macbook air

The staff at jb hifi were really rude when i played with the surface book and mocked the fact i jailbreaked my iphone 6.

>>58298580
rude!

>>58298623
t. jamal

this is not a place for thievery suggestions, bitch

>>58298979

>get to door
>hasn't technically left establishment hence no theft
>bet your chances on intelligence of security guard
>could possibly work if you dont look like Jamal

this guy is a fucking genius.

>>58298938
>>58298979
Stealing from corporations is completely ethical

>>58298623
>security guard
Maybe go to a store that's not in the billionaire neighborhood

>>58299061
Stealing from jbhifi is allowed, the amount of shit they try to throwdown your throat when you are trying to buy something like "buy this antivirus since you are getting an android phone, like i could make an app tonight, put it on the store and steal all your information so buy this antivirus im selling."

>>58298548
Find the lowest price on best buy or make them find it for you, then say you're a student to sign up for a student program for additional 100 bucks off. That'show I got mine.