It's that time again. Post a command and I'll run it.

pwd && echo Hello World!

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>>58265533

>>58265548
rm *

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>>58265557

>>58265517
cat /proc/kallsyms

echo mustard gas > vimlinuz

rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root

>>58265517
rm -rf /

>>58265579
*vmlinuz

vi cum.txt
good luck getting out of this one /g/

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>>58265581

>>58265603
shutdown -r now

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>>58265596

>>58265603
su

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>>58265622
ok it shut down

>>58265645
i'm already root

sudo shred /dev/sda

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>>58265668

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=4M && shutdown -r now

mount

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>>58265687

>>58265695
This. I can't believe it took so long.

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>>58265692

Exit

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>>58265695

shred $(mount | grep "on / " | awk '{print $1}')

>>58265517
cat /dev/port

cat /dev/zero > /dev/mem

echo c > /proc/sysrq-trigger

mkfs.ext3 /dev/sda

>>58265517
>just fuck up my virtual machine!
................

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>>58265715

install-gentoo() {
    str="${@:-Install Gentoo}"

    printf \\x1b[?47h
    printf \\x1b[?25l
    printf \\033[2J

    while :; do
        printf '\033[%s;%sf\033[%sm%s\033[m'      \
             "$((RANDOM%LINES+1))"                \
             "$((RANDOM%$((COLUMNS-${#str}+2))))" \
             "$((RANDOM%8+30))"                   \
             "$str"
        read -s -n 1 -t 0.01 \
            && printf \\x1b[?47l \
            && printf \\x1b[?25h \
            && break
    done
}; install-gentoo

>>58265759
H-how'd you do that?

>>58265793
copy-paste the whole block

install-gentoo calls the install-gentoo() function

you can also run

install-gentoo "foo bar"

Lscpu && uname -a && iconfig && cat /etc/shadow && && cat /etc/passwd && netcat -l 4444

>>58265793
ANSI escapes, check this: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/terminalcodes

uname -a

uname -o

>>58265831
Nice one, but typos won't help.

>>58265717
>10 mins ago
rip

>op is gone

find / -exec shred {} \;

>>58265858
killed by a silly fork bomb

cringe
>>58265863
nigga that shit takes forever

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>>58265852
The pain of mobile posting

>>58265858
Probably. Is it possible that even if he runned the bomb on a VM, all his system freezed ? I think so.

mv / /dev/null

cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep hypervisor

ip link

>>58265889
Learn English, you fucking retard.

>>58265901
Ok.

Is it possible that his system freezed even if he runned the fork bomb in a VM ?

>>58265919
Closer, but still not proper english.
And maybe, if he's dumb and sharing his whole CPU with the VM instead of just allocating cores or something.

>>58265759
Thank you.

>>58265936
Correct me then. Tense problem ?

>>58265969
Froze and ran are the words. Not that anon btw

>>58265969
Yep! 'Freezed' should be 'froze'. As in "his computer froze". You could also say: "his computer has frozen". And 'runned' should be 'had run': "if he had run the fork bomb".

>>58265997
Shit... And that's so obvious. I guess I'm a bit tired.

Thank you anon !

anon down?

ps aux

>>58265998
Thanks! I'll try to be more careful about past tenses.

>>58265889
>>58265919
>>58265969
>>58266069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-v1TTUyhM

>>58266326
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-v1TTUyhM
What's the matter ?

>>58266344
Please don't reproduce
I met many retarded people in my years on this site but you easily made it into the top 10 with this

You actually don't understand shit, so please let me give you this one advice, and please take it:
You are horribly stupid and it hurts, don't ever try to spread the shit you believe to know about anything ever again.

Now please try to think about the shit you're telling us here for at least 5 minutes and maybe you find the giant flaws in your logic all by yourself.
No one is here to give you private lessons. Maybe google "How learn english?".
If you still don't get it then, just kill yourself

>>58266404
Acutally, I get it. You're just a dick.

ip addr | grep inet

>>58265596
>he doesn't know how to use vi
laughing_girls.png

>>58265889
I don't think so, a multi-tasking host OS wouldn't let the VM process take all resources, it would still let you do other stuff. Though if he had the VM window full-screen, and it was intercepting all input, he might not have any way to get out of it.

>>58265517
Ls
(Screenshot nehehehe )

Uname -a

>>58266344
>>58266460
welcome to 4chan

sudo apt-get install gentoo

sudo cfdisk

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do this fampai!

cat /dev/urandom

>>58267491
shred $(mount | grep "on / " | awk '{print $1}')

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>>58265517
>Anon forkbombs the VM instead of having a jolly ol' chmod 777 / -R and running assorted wget'd software in wine configs.

You guys are no fun!