>Wake up in the middle of night >Notice the laptop on my

must be a boring job to look at black webcams and listen to guys sleep

Awesome shit post xD

>not desoldering the webcam and mic.

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>he doesn't sleep in an FSF approved panic room (which is really just an old office at MIT you're squatting in)

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>>58261326

>>58261361
>being an MIT nigger

Who gives a fuck. I dontnunderstand the people who cover their webcams. What will they see? Me jacking off at my screen?

>>58261326
>not living in a faraday cage

>>58261572
Having people see your wiener is like the scariest thing for Americans.

>>58261374
at least he admits he's dumber than someone else

>>58261584
this, lol

>>58261326

If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear

>>58261326
>things that didn't happen

>>58261326
>not taping over your webcam

>>58261584
>Having people see your wiener is like the scariest thing for Americans.
If you saw an American's weiner you'd know why.

>>58261326
>Wake up after 13/1/2038
>More than 50% of computers are now unusable

God damn it, POSIX!

>>58261385
Georgia Tech represent motherfuckers! Fuck MIT

>>58261572
joke's on them really...

>>58262691
>implying there will be 13 months in a year in 2038

>>58262810
>Implying everyone uses your retarded M/D/Y system

God damn it, anglosphere!

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>>58261326
>Wake up in the morning
>Notice computer is on
>I turn it off every night
>Sit down and shake the mouse
>Turns off
>MFW

>he doesn't want (((them))) to know he has an uncut peenie so he tapes over his webcam
Top fucking lel

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>Antivirus notification of a problem
>Click on notification
>Bluescreens

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>Webcam blinks for 0.0002 of a picosecond

>>58261326
>turn off tv
>go to sleep
>notice some kind of dim light 5 mins later
>tv is doing something until the standby led is turning on again
>the screen is still light
Every god damn night

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>>58262810
>not using DDMMYYYY like sensible people

>>58261326
>tfw you're spied on by a retard that doesn't know to keep the webcam light off when using said webcam to spy on you