>Postman knows I purchased a particular item from Amazon.

>>58246388
maybe because it says that on the box?

so what, unless it's crack or heroin

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>Can't accept my package because I have to sign on a device running proprietary software

>>58246388
the postman probably doesn't enter it into a database against your name with the intention of building data about their customers to sell to the highest bidder.

>>58246388
Shouldn't have bought those onaholes from Amazon, anon!

>be criminal
>go to post office
>slip the postman $100
>"So who's getting a big order at their door today?"
>steal order from porch
>receive bad dragon dildos

You'd be surprised what can be done sifting through public data

>>58246388
sometimes they even know the package content because its printed on the package label.

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>tfw the nsa know my secrets

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>>58248932
>Plastic figurine
>Used toy

>>58247506
What actually happens if you refuse to sign the thingy?

>>58246388
>mfw buying sex toys from amazon
>mfw pickup from convenience store
>mfw no indication on the box as to the contents whatsoever
>mfw female staff

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>>58249235
They return to sender. This is how the silk road got arrested.

>>58249265
the guy got arrested because he was a fucking retard

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>>58249292
How is that ANY FUCKING DIFFERENT THAN WHAT I JUST FUCKING SAID?