Things that warrant starting up the fucking ovens >Jquery

>having to support old browser versions

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>>58237880
>anything related to nodejs npm or electron

They are the most cancerous pieces of software written by mankind without a doubt

>eclipse
This dog shit hasn't changed in fucking forever

>>58237880
>single page design
>open link in new tab, it opens a blank javascript tab, normal click opens the page properly in current tab
>folding menus that require pixel-perfect precision

Everything web development related is just cancer desu

>>58239151
>parallax, especially video
>minimalist print-based design
>using heiroglyphics instead of words
>needing a bunch of scripts to display simple images and text
>trying to replace the context menu
>sites that mysteriously declare that you can't use the context menu copy/paste when it works literally everywhere else
>programs that don't ask you where to fucking install to
>programs that ask you where to install to then stuff a bunch of bullshit in %documents%, %appdata%\roaming, and/or any of the other ten 'standard' locations regardless
>programs that use that shitty file manager that doesn't show your libraries or support thumbnails
>auto-updater programs that run in the background
>hiding menu and status bars
>merging shit with the title bar
>programs that don't give you a choice whether to minimize/close to tray or not
>programs that demand accounts to open despite having no core online features
>app stores
>app stores INSIDE A FUCKING APP

>>58237880
>using anything but phantom.js for crawlers
You asked for this.