Post your retard code. Worst wins five_xs_str = (('x'

>>58188124

>>58188124

bool isTrue(const bool& expression)
{
    if(expression == true)
    {
        return true;
    }
    else
    {
        isFalse(expression);
    }
}

bool isFalse(const bool& expression)
{
    if(expression == false)
    {
        return false;
    }
    else
    {
        isTrue(expression);
    }
}

>>58188189
>>>/deletThis/

>>58188189
Forgot the return before calling isFalse and isTrue, well, even cringier this way I guess.

Import drool
Def tooEarly() :
While True:
If fuckdisshiet == 1:
Print "kill me"
Else:
drool.drool(drool.GIVE_ME_COFFEE)
Print "thx fag"

tooEarly()

>>58188124
Sadly, I can't post your DNA code, OP

Function isEmpty(arr) {
Try {
Arr[0];
Return false;
}
Catch {
Return true;
}
}

>>58188124

unsigned my_strlen(char *s) {
    unsigned i = 0;
    start:
        i = i + 1;
        if(*(s+i)) goto start;
    return i;
}

>>58188124

//~+~+~+~+~+~литa кoд являeтcя цвгимиpa 
//~+~+~+~opигинaл мaтepиaл дoнaт вopyй~

import.*
public class 133710r|){
public static void main (String[] blazeitdaily){

methodOne();}

public void methodOne(){
System.out.print("H");
System.out.print("E");
System.out.print("L");
System.out.print("L");
System.out.print("O");
System.out.print(" ");
System.out.print("W");
System.out.print("O");
System.out.print("R");
System.out.print("L");
System.out.print("D);
return;}}

I posted this a few months ago

1156     rn = random.randint(1, 100)
1157     if floor <= 5:
1158         if rn <= 25:
1159             return 0
1160         if rn > 25 and rn <= 50:
1161             return 10
1162         if floor == 3:
1163             if rn > 50 and rn <= 75:
1164                 return 30
1165             if rn > 75 and rn <= 88:
1166                 return 0
1167             if rn > 88:
1168                 return 10
1169         if floor > 3 and floor <= 5:
1170             if rn > 50 and rn <= 75:
1171                 return 20
1172             if rn > 75:
1173                 return 30
1174         if rn > 50 and rn <= 75:
1175             return 0
1176         if rn > 75:
1177             return 10
1178     if floor > 5 and floor <= 10:
1179         if rn <= 25:
1180             return 40
1181         if rn > 25 and rn <= 50:
1182             return 50
1183         if floor == 8:
1184             if rn > 50 and rn <= 75:
1185                 return 60
1186             if rn > 75 and rn <= 88:
1187                 return 40
1188             if rn > 88:
1189                 return 50
1190         if floor > 8 and floor <= 10:
1191             if rn > 50 and rn <= 75:
1192                 return 60
1193             if rn > 75:
1194                 return 70
1195         if rn > 50 and rn <= 75:
1196             return 40
1197         if rn > 75:
1198             return 50
1199     if floor > 10:
1200         if rn <= 25:
1201             return 80
1202         if rn > 25 and rn <= 50:
1203             return 90
1204         if floor == 13:
1205             if rn > 50 and rn <= 75:
1206                 return 100
1207             if rn > 75 and rn <= 88:
1208                 return 80
1209             if rn > 88:
1210                 return 90

>>58188189
Wow

when i was babby programmer i wrote this by hand.
I thought less code = more fast

function doesCollideFull(x,y,w,h,x2,y2,w2,h2){return!(x2>=w+x||x>=w2+x2||y2>=h2+y||y>=h2+y2)}

int crash(int i)
{
       i = 0;

       crash(i + 1);

       return i;
}

long long add (long long a, long long b)
{
         long long sum;
         sum = a + b;
         return sum;
}

onClikc={(e) => {
e.preventDefault();
socket.on('new:message', (message) => {
socket.emit('sent:message', (message) => (
{ ...message, userName = this.state.userName }
)
});
}}

>>58188994
click*

#include <stdio.h>
void print(char* s) {
    printf("%s\n", s)}
int main() {


print("Hello World!")                        ;
print("I've accomplished python in C")        ;


}

template<typename Ty, typename TyAlloc, template <typename, typename> typename T, typename TyLambda>
    T<Ty, TyAlloc> where(const T<Ty, TyAlloc>& list, TyLambda&& lambda)
    {
    T<Ty, TyAlloc> filtered_list;
    for(T<Ty, TyAlloc>::const_iterator it = list.begin(); it != list.end(); it++)
        {
        if(lambda(*it))
           filtered_list.push_back(*it);
        }

    return filtered_list;
    }

print("Hello, World!")

Do I win?

var toString = {}.toString;

module.exports = Array.isArray || function (arr) {
  return toString.call(arr) == '[object Array]';
};

#include <stdio.h>
#include <limits.h>

int main()
{
    malloc(ULONG_MAX);
    return 0;
}

>>58188124

Task task = new Task(() => {while(true){return new Task(() =>{Console.Write("&")}}} 

>>58188189
bool b = false;
std::cout << isFalse(b);

>false

>>58188189
bool isTrue(bool& exp);
bool isFalse(bool& exp);

bool isTrue (bool& exp) {
if (!isFalse(exp))
return true;
else
return false;
}

bool isFalse (bool& exp) {
if (!isTrue(exp))
return true;
else
return false;
}

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Looks like DDG wrote some.

Winner:

    int main (int argc, char *argv[]) {
    
    }

cd code
cd..
cd..
cd..
cd ..
ls
cd code
cd ..
cd

>>58188189
does this compile? That's fucking awesome!

>>58190474
fuck off karly

Someone post that graduate meme where he writes a program that waits 24 hours to check tomorrow's date

>>58188189

bool isFalse(const bool& expression, bool isFalse = false)
{
    if (expression == false)
    {
        return isFalse(expression, true)
    }
    else if (isFalse == true) {
        return isFalse == true;
    }
    else 
    {
         if (isTrue(expression)) {
             return isFalse(expression,true);
         } else {
             return isFalse == true;
         }
    }
}

>>58190716
>return

bool isFalse(const bool& expression, bool isFalse = false)
{
    bool result;
    if (expression == false)
    {
        result = isFalse(expression, true)
    }
    else if (isFalse == true) {
        result = isFalse == true;
    }
    else 
    {
         if (isTrue(expression)) {
             result = isFalse(expression,true);
         } else {
             result = isFalse == true;
         }
    }
    
    return result;
}

step up nigga

>>58190425
Looks like you're a fucking retard.

>>58188189
> parameters are refs

Doesn't this mean that the parameters have to be lvalues? You can't do isTrue(a == 5) now, right?

>>58191950
If the parameter is a const-reference then it will accept rvalues; so all's fine.

bool rand_bool(void) {
    return false; //flipped a fair coin, tails
}
[/code

saw a comic like this somewhere a long time ago. can't find it again

>>58188124
#include <iostream.h>
int main(void);
/*
...
*/

>>58194428
xkcd random number

if(someFlag.toString().length() < 5) { ... } 

>>58189468
"C++ was a mistake"
t. Bjarne

Float x;
Float xx;
Float xxx;
Float xxxx;
Float xxxxx;
Float xxxxxx;
So on and so forth

def count(n):
  a, b = 0, 4
  sums = 1 
  count = 0 
  if len(n) == 4:
    for i in n:
      i = int(i)
      sums *= i 
    check.append(sums)
  else:
    while a < len(n):
      for i in n[a:b]:
        i = int(i)
        sums *= i
        count += 1 
        if count == 4:
          check.append(sums)
          sums = 1 
          count = 0
          a += 4
b += 4 

this felt pretty bad desu

>>58196020
wasn't that from the guy that wrote battleship in 10,000 lines?

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116KB, 1515x663px

>>58188124
Pic related

>>58188582
Comp error

>>58188189
Ironically, I've seen this shit in productioncode. JavaScript mind you, so it was webdev shitters.

>>58196197
I think so.

>>58188859
fuk

/*
*This function returns an int ;D
* an int is a number without a decimal!
*/
int max(int a, int b)
{

if(a < b)
    return b;
    /*return b if a is less than b*/
else if(a > b && b < a)
    return a;
    /*return a if a is greather than b*/
else
    /*else returns 5 because I'm so random yay :D*/
    return 5;
    )
    /*this is the end of the program! see you guys later XD*/
    

>>58190474
kek.
>>58200550
Who really wrote this.

>>58188124

 game.workspace=nil 

int main(void) {
    write(1, "Hello World\n", 14);
}

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230KB, 869x1776px

>>58200573

>>58201334
See >>58200550

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>>58201334
>comments

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>>58190626

>>58201334
this is fake stop posting it REEEEEE it triggers me

>>58200602

Nice roblox script

>>58189425
>printf("%s\n", s)
Are you retarded? You can just do printf(s).

float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
    long i;
    float x2, y;
    const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

    x2 = number * 0.5F;
    y  = number;
    i  = * ( long * ) &y;                       // evil floating point bit level hacking
    i  = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );               // what the fuck? 
    y  = * ( float * ) &i;
    y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 1st iteration
//    y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

    return y;
}

t. karlie

>>58190474
KEK
/thread

public class NonClosingSystemOutStream extends FilterOutputStream {
    public NonClosingSystemOutStream() {
        super(System.out);
    }

    @Override
    public void close() throws IOException {
        this.out.flush();
    }
}

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#code which find the number of different possible binary strings of length n
def num_strings(n, i):
  string = ""
  if convert_binary(i) == n * "1":
      return i
  for j in xrange(i + 1, i + 5000):
    if num_strings(n, j) > 0:
      return num_strings(n, j)
  return 0
  
  
def convert_binary(n):
  string = ""
  while n >= 2:
    string += str(n % 2)
    n /= 2
  string += str(n)
  return reverse(string)


def reverse(s):
  rev = ""
  max = len(s) - 1
  for char in s:
    for i in xrange(max + 1):
      if i == max:
        rev = rev + s[i]
        max -= 1
  return rev
  
def prompt():

  print num_strings(input("Enter length of bit string: "), 0)

  prompt()
  
prompt()

>>58202401
That has no newline.
That person was looming for puts.