>1000$ laptop >can't even play webm What can you even

>>58157359
ИДИ HAХУЙ ПИДEP

>>58157359
Plenty of things. You could install some software that can play webm files for instance.

>>58157359
Use Chrome, webm works fine

>>58157359
When does 4chan get QuickTime support!?

>>58157359
fuck off greek, pay your debts

Either use chrome or download the VNC Browser Extension.

>>58157359
>Using Safari
Come now, I thought you knew better than that?

>>58157359
>he's so retarded he can't install a fucking browser

>>58157359
macOS supports every major browser outside of Edge, use something else poorfag

>>58157396
>Chrome
Kill yourself

>>58157759
Is this pasta, or are you really this mad on Christmas?

>>58157925
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.


But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?


In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.


Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.


Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

>>58157935

>boasting in an anonymous board

You need +18 to post here. Now go back to r*dd*t.

>>58157995
Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.

The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can
only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.


For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.

This one's for you, Otousan.

>>58157359
>2016
>buying Macbook airs
Lmao

Then get some software that can, you technologically illiterate moron

>>58157995
>Not recognizing copypasta

If all you do is browse the web, buy a fucking Chromebook

>>58158141
Well if you want to go about it like a retard, then yes

>>58157396
As if one botnet wasnt enough...

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>>58157392
>>58157396
>>58157424
>>58157586
>>58157611
>>58157626
>apple products have all the programs you'll ever need,no need to download 3rd party shit like you do on windows laptops
>lol just dowload 3rd party prog like you do on win machine
Pathetic

>>58158313
Where did anyone you replied to say that?

>>58158640
where didn't they?

>>58157359
ИДИ HAХУЙ ПИДEP

>>58158962
Everywhere

>>58158640
>>58159078
You always say that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsgHo8nwsA

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2MB, 1440x900px

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>>58159339
I've never said that, mostly because I've never heard that argument before.

>>58157359
is this Macbook Air?
why didn't you go for the Macbook?