>Have SSH access to my sister's laptop >Send over

My dumb brother thinks he's SSHing into my laptop but he's actually connecting to an FBI cp honeypot.

is she a cunt OP?

Dumb frog poster
Fuck off /r/pepe

Some guy keeps sshing unix shutdown commands to my cp NAS. Little do they know it's running Windows.

>>58131935

No. She's a normalfag but I love her

It's just sibling bantz

>>58131965
Don't torture her like that then, maybe she's talking to someone she likes and you might make her feel bad

>>58131957
why do you have the port open to begin with?

i hacked my neighbor's wifi once
then i promptly stopped because the fun was in breaking in, not actually stealing anything

>>58131965
Is she hot? Did you accidentally walk in on her showering/changing?

Need details, my dick won't rub itself.

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>>58131892
Have the keyboard layout randomly change from time to time

>>58131892
Oh just admit it op. You do a lot more than that dont you?

What kind of porn is sissy into? How big is your nudes folder of her?

>>58131892
I like making a screenshot of the desktop, delete all the shortcuts, hide the taskbar & put it in one of the sides, and put the screenshot as the wallpaper. Once I did this to a rich guy I know, and he asked me to solved "this unresponsive piece of shit". Easiest money ever.

Alternatively I like to put windows93.net on fullscreen (most normies don't know about F11) but they shutdown their PC quickly, so it's just for some laughs

>>58131892
Why does your sister's laptop have a running ssh server?

Our school gave everyone macbook airs. I was able to enable SSH access on a few and get root access, I screenshotted their desktops from time to time (passing -x suppresses the notification and screen flash), browsed around their files, and used text-to-speech while they were in class.

>>58136731
It's probably a mac and enabled SSH access on it one day while she wasn't looking.