/csg/ - Chink Shit General

first for iPhone

Second for zuk

Third for mungaudis

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Fourth for S T Y L E

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>>58112000
Fifth for Pretty boy

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>>58112000
Shit like that is 50$ on Etsy.. link?

>>58112052
Anon the seller watermarked his AE store right in the image

Recommend a 5 inch phone that's cheap and not ugly.

>>58112094
Redmi 4 Prime

>>58112094
Make me a pizza that's tasty and not going to kill me.

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This triggers the zuk shill.

Redmi 4 Prime in case you're wondering.

zuk rhymes with cuck

coincidence?

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Did Regular OP actually retire or did he just lose the trip?

>>58112297
Zuk is pronounced zook

>>58112306
xiaomi may have fired him :(

>>58112183
hope you enjoy those xboxhueg bezels

>>58112313
cuck is pronounced cook

>>58112351
Uh....

>>58112313
Actually it's pronounced tsook.

>>58112455
Actually it's pronounced tsuck

>>58112455
What an ugly name

Is it safe to give AliExpress credit card information? I've been sending links to cool stuff I find to friends/family, and just realized the possibility they may have their shit jacked and blame me.

>>58112327
What do you mean? It has a better screen to body ratio than the Moto G and E, for example.

>>58112771
yes

>>58112771
If they use alipay yes but they probably did

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>install official MIUI to my Nexus 5 to see what it's like

>open calendar app
>get full screen ad

what the fug

later on I opened the browser and music apps and got the same thing

>>58113316
>self-mutilating behavior

>>58113341
idk I've got a redememe here that I installed CM13 to the moment I got it
I just wanted to see what MIUI is like

I don't like it

and these ads are disgusting

>>58113356
also to expand, I'm trying out flyme OS next

I just like checking out alternative shit tbqh

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oh for fucks sake

>>58113476
Chinked

>>58113316
ads are only on the Chinese rom.

>>58113483
I know, but how/why are the chinks ok with it?

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how much does this cost on ali lol?

>>58113372
Try out zui please

>>58113567
is there a build out for the Nexus 5?

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aliexpress trying to make me buy a 10/10 hooker gf.

>>58113563
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Authentic-E17-CREE-XM-L-T6-3800Lumens-cree-led-Torch-Zoomable-cree-LED-Flashlight-Torch/32763316684.html
like $6
seems similar enough

>>58113578
just noticed wtf is up with her left hand?

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>>58113594
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Authentic-E17-CREE-XM-L-T6-3800Lumens-cree-led-Torch-Zoomable-cree-LED-Flashlight-Torch/32763316684.html
so instead of a 75% discount i am getting a ~1100% upamark?

>>58113577
No.

>>58113635
yes

>>58113641
then, no, I won't be able to

>>58113604
Botched photoshop surgery.

>>58113372
just installed it
flyme is pretty nice desu
if I had to chose between flyme and MIUI (no stock android option) I would go with flyme

it's a lot less intrusive and customized

How hard would it be to turn one of those Orange Pi things into an emulator machine? They just released that NES thing for like $60 and it's sold out everywhere, and I know I can use nes controllers on my computer but I want something portable.

Speaking of portable fun, anyone ever buy those 40lbs of ass and pussy butt replicas from Ali?

>>58112482
ugly name for an ugly phone

>>58114332
Buy your sextoys from a proper store, you don't wanna get chinkshit chemicals on your dick, you never know what they put in their stuff.

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>>58114451
Yeah like Redmi.
Shitty name for a shitty phone.

>little rice
Kek

have any of you tried out a china dashcam?

>>58115058
They have shitty screens

>>58115058
XiaoYi!
www.gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_444027.html?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifPhMULpiWI

>>58115058
Yes, use dashcam review site, expect to pay $40 USD or more.

Lots of the ones below this price use incredibly poor formats to work with (mjpeg, like 2gb for 2min of garbage footage) and lie about their features.

>>58115244
I bought the cheapest one off eBay.
Records in mp4, and has great recording quality.

The ui is absolute dogshit trash though and the screen is measly 240p.

>>58115267
Are you using $1 earphones too?

is 4g support better on the 4 prime?

part of the problem with the note 3 pro is only t-mobile supports 4g for it.

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Just got my Donkey. Very comfy on my big hand, dpi seems smooth.

It's a good $10 mouse.

>>58115432
http://willmyphonework.net/

>>58115475
that site sucks dick.

for a long time people thought the n3p didnt work on american networks until someone changed the fucking apn

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>>58115093
why does this matter

Get your bike nuts.
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Heart/1755680_32699476427.html

>>58113476
kek
you want custom lom? ok friend no problem.

>>58115117
Thanks, i liked it. Will probably look into more but this might just be my final order. There's an international version so that's nice. Dashcams just cost too much around here.
>>58115244
Thanks, 50$ was what i was going to spend on one but i'll make sure to check review sites if they're under the price.

>>58115432
No. it has less bands than RN3P. not even B2 or B4.

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what could it be...?

>>58116051
A 0.15 $7.59 "80" according to the package.

>>58116051
1 chinese condom

>>58116051
lamp

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Looking for a knockoff similar to this, or even the brand name version
Google fu has failed me, it's a canvas bag reversible messenger bag/backpack

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>>58116075
>>58116164
>>58116285
I'll give you a tip: it's something to keep one warm.

>>58115552
What's wrong with that site?

>>58116372
lamp

>>58116372
Sweater?

>>58116372
extra thicc long johns?

>>58116372
a shitty hat with earmuffs

>>58116372
It's a warmer.

>>58116372
RIP anon

>>58116372
Anons package had anthrax and he died trying to get his warming item out.

RIP in Pieces

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Based Xiaomi does it again

>>58116372
A bomb

Anyone who buys this crap and sell them for higher on ebay?

>>58116789
So pretty much another apple copy then?

Surprised they didn't call it the mi5SE

>>58116789
i dont like physical home buttons anymore

>>58113635
CHINKED

>>58116440
You already guessed that.

>>58116511
No, but it is made of wool [citation needed].

>>58116550
Closer, but think upper body. The tip, you could say.

>>58116621
A hat it is, but you don't get any muff with it.

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Tarpfag with another Tarp
Christmas came in the nick of time.
Anyone care to make an educated guess?

>>58116857
Apple has a patent on 4.6 inch phones?

>>58116934
show us the fucking hat you scum

>>58116876
It ain't that bad if it works as a fingerprint reader too

>>58117012
sponges

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>>58117097
How did you guess?

>>58117085
Just guess what it is. I've given plenty of tips.

Anybody brave enough to buy a drone from here yet?

>>58117147
No one gives a shit any more. Exhaustion set in.

>>58117188
A week or so ago someone posted a video of a drone flying around their room. Seemed decent enough.

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>>58117143
So far so good.
The White Shirt is thin as fuck and a tad tight (Showing Muh Man tits).

The Black shirt is ballin' as fuck but polyester is cancer on the skin

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>>58117143
Last post of relevance
Currently, I am testing these Satan Trip Memes
They are LEGIT.
https://world.taobao.com/item/542458233769.htm?fromSite=main&spm=a312a.7700846.0.0.T4p6XI&_u=m2qeu67a8f04

So far, they are open-backed and very, very competent.

The build quality is Cheapo Superluxo Plastico and feels easily breakable. The wire is okay, Takstar Pro-80.

>>Will post results once I am done listening to them

>>58109913 should use a chinese proxy, the headphones are probably fine desu

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>>58117200
Fine, it was a chink fedora.

>>58117290
Kys fedorafag

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>>58117209
More pics

>>58113604
botched photoshop and chinese mentality
If its not the publishers job to inform the dude of mistakes, he wont. it just gets published.

>>58117299
>kys
Shut up 15 year old memelord

>>58117290

y tho

>>58117314
if this was like 2 years ago i'd tell you that looks like something a 3rd grader would wear

but now it's /fa/ as fuck

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>Dispatch: Ships on Dec 21
>HASN'T SHIPPED

Does the "Dispatch Faster" button even do anything on GearBest?

>>58117353
chinkmas gift for a redditor.

>13 days to arrive some small Pusheen plush
Woah, that was insanely fast. Fastest Shipping I've got as of yet.

>>58116789
Woah nice! Hopefully it has enough US Telecom bands for LTE.

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Bought a 2 meter USB RGB LED strip from Ali at 6 bucks the last month and it arrived today.
Pros
>leds are bright as fuck
>the usb cable is 1 meter long so it can easily reach the power source
>the controller doesnt feel like total garbage, the buttons have tactile feedback which is surprising for the price

Cons
>the package had the typical plastic chink smell
>the glue used in the strip is double sided tape, this means that it's going to stick HARD, if you fuck up it means having to clean the double sided tape from the surface and then applying new one

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-LED-Strip-5050-RGB-TV-Background-Lighting-Kit-Cuttable-with-17Key-RF-Controller-1M-2M/32372262459.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.tX8nhT

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>>58112047
wait source??

>>58117272
They look pretty nice anon.

>>58117494
I've been seeing alot of anons post their LEDs. Makes me want to get some and make my room light up like the strip club down the street. So far everyone has posted decent reviews and i might just jump on these.

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my own recent orders, can review when they arrive if anyone is interested

>>58117598
link to the palace piece?

>>58117602

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-new-collection-autumn-winter-brand-Palace-sweater-men-hip-hop-palace-o-neck-wool-blend/32748034334.html

it's missing the blue stripe which is the main flaw, the text is way off but that would be hard to spot without a reference picture

i'm going to try to bleach and dye the blue onto it

>>58117594
>makes me want to get some and make my room light up like the strip club down the street
just go for it, it's pretty cool for the 7 bucks they cost or you can go full strip club and buy the 5M pack and put them under your bed

>>58117618
to be fair i dont really care. I'm not super tall, so imma get a comfy size.

>>58117649

i'm going to decide once it arrives, figured might as well share the issues i noticed though

mostly i just think it looks better with the blue as well

it does strangely satisfy the intersection of my interest in vintage bikes, electronics, and overpriced streetwear so looking forwards to it

>>58117701
oh for sure! i would love to get the real thing, but i can't justify it. hopefully this one is aight

>>58117632
Fuck, purple and light blue LEDs here i come.

Hey ZUK shills!

How does the "back" button work with Cyanogenmod?

>>58117905
If you don't like the home button implementation used by Lenovo/zuk, you could always use the on screen Navigation buttons like on nexus devices.

Hey, any of you guys knows if that 1 dollar mouse is still a thing?

>>58117965
I hate onscreen buttons though?
I'm asking if the back button works in CM or other ROMs since there's only one button.

>>58112047
will wearing this give me skin cancer?

>>58117272
Does it look like you'd be able to mod them to give it a removable cable?
Thats the only real thing stopping me from buying them, assuming of course, they have good sound quality

>>58118001
No idea. Sorry.

I'm just using a k6000 pro.

>>58118001
It works the same. long press=recent apps. short press=home. tap=back.

>>58117980
i think they lower hte price from time to time, hope it was not a one-two time thing to get a lot of reviews

>>58117980
Just Buy That Shit On eBay (tm)

http://www.ebay.com/sch/Mice-Trackballs-Touchpads/23160/i.html?_udlo=0.99&_sop=15&_udhi&_mPrRngCbx=1&LH_BIN=1&LH_FS=1&_from=R40&_nkw=-lot%20-pad%20-mousepad%20-keychain%20-keychains%20-chain%20-pads%20-Wireless%20-Receiver&_dcat=23160&rt=nc

Some will take you to a listing page where it'll list a fucking mousepad or keychain or something, but I tried to filter out the big offenders.

>>58118179
Thanks, but unfortunately the one I was talking about that used to go by 1 dollar and change is now AU$9,88. I don't remeber very well if it was a glitch or a sale, but I regret not getting one at the time...

Link of the said mouse:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2400-DPI-6D-Buttons-Adjustable-LED-Optical-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-Mice-For-PC-Laptop-/272394907295?var=&hash=item3f6c006e9f:m:m_GGqFX_rQ5kRd-Mv3ofskw

>>58118268
I haven't got a fucking clue if this ships to you:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Maus-Professional-Optical-2400-DPI-USB-2-0-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-6-Button-Backlight-/332060649499?hash=item4d505b681b:g:jlgAAOSwA3dYTpVl

>>58118112
Yeah, I'm starting to think that's exactly what it was. Guess I'll just wait, then.

>>58118276
Yep. I'm getting 3 of these fuckers, just in case.
Thank you for your help!

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This is cheaper than the xiaomi power banks.

Worth it? Seems legit, plus remax is a fairly well known brand.

Am thinking of getting these 2 actually.

Remax RPP-53 Linon Pro 10000mAh ABS Power Bank External Battery Bank Dual USB Fast Charging For iPhone For Sansung Smart Phones
http://s.aliexpress.com/RNNzaqIj
(from AliExpress Android)

Remax Mini 5000mAh USB Charging Power Bank Portable External Battery Charger Mobile Power Supply For Smart Phones
http://s.aliexpress.com/EJjQveYb
(from AliExpress Android)

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>>58118276
Ausfag here.
Thank you.

>>58118450
Hey can you deliver the link to this other one?

What is a good package tracker app for android? Is there a libre app? (I have been using 17track because it has been the most reliable of all.)

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>>58118468
Sure thing. It was in the recommended section below so I just figured I'd buy that too.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/252592756440

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the fuck, man

>>58118501
I stopped trusting this thing when I got my package today even though it said it was just leaving the country.

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I bought these pens
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1/32424647236.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1/32621609913.html
but they didn't come with any ink. Not sure what I expected, but guess I need to buy some now. Any recommendations?

>>58118501
>put it in google translate on my phone
>"waypoint"
>put it in google translate on my pc
>"pick up point"
oh shit, is it in my town? Don't think I've ever not gotten a " Imported to the country of destination" before
>>58118524
you'd think "china post" would be at least a little bit legit, but I guess they may have earned the name by being king chinks

>>58118534
Printer ink refills are cheap and they work for my dad.

I wouldn't know though, I just use regular pens like a regular person.

>>58117598
Link for that Russian flag colored sweater?

>>58118591

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Gosha-Rubchinskiy-Jacket-Women-Men-1-1-High-Quality-Gosha-Russia-Flag-100-Cotton-Jacket-Windbreaker/32699507440.html?

>>58110611
you have no idea how gross this is

Anyone ever bought a flashlight? Thinking of getting one under $20.

Do they make cheaper fleshlights?
Will it give me penis cancer?

>>58118534
Chinese pens usually use international cartridges like https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32745182701.html#autostay

>>58118689
tenga egg

actually, it would be a nice present for my 'crew', since we discussed fleshlights one night at the pub, turned out i was the only one who tried one

>>58118827
>actually, it would be a nice present for my 'crew', since we discussed fleshlights one night at the pub, turned out i was the only one who tried one

That's a surefire way to go down in history as "that weird guy".

>>58118859
you don't know our friendship...

Anybody here ever use one of the cheap GPS trackers that work on GSM & GPRS?

I want to use a Project Fi "data-only" SIM. The problem is that it's GPRS only. So, there's no phone number and no way to send an SMS.

All the GPS trackers I've seen use SMS for configuration. The one I have actually has a USB port, but there's zero documentation on it, and even after charging the thing it doesn't appear to connect to a computer or anything.

Any ideas? inb4 "use an old mobile phone" that draws way too much power. I'd cook up some crazy Arduino or MSP430 embedded controller before I'd do that.

>>58118877
Had a buddy buy all of us Tenga eggs for Christmas one year. We all tried them at least once. And talked about it. You aren't weird.

>>58118956

>validation from /g/
>not weird

Pick one.

>>58117598
Link to socks?

>>58116789
Please have 4000mAh

>>58118956
definitely sounds weird

Does the Zuk Z2 or Redmi 4 Prime have a better camera? I don't give a f**k about the SD820...

>>58119188
are you amish or shit ? fuck you and your boring friendships

Has anyone bough micro usb cables from chink sites?
I wanna grab a couple dozen and I don't want ones that'll fall apart after a month

>>58119204
LeEco phones have the best camera out of the big chinky brands

>>58118693
thanks

>>58119229
did I ask for a f*cking leeco phone?

>>58119246
Well if you don't know how to easily compare phone cameras you can't be too bright desu.

Also you don't need to censor your swearing on 4chan kid, mummy and daddy won't ground you here.

https://www.kimovil.com/en/compare-smartphones/order.kiCamera,f_max_d+gbpPrice.160 sorted by best camera since I'm in the spirt of Christmas.

>>58119262
shut the f*&K UP
I'm asking between the R4P and Zuk Z2 stop shilling other phones to me!!

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>>58119270
Take a few of these kiddo, take some deep breaths and focus on happy thoughts. I'll teach you how to internet.

All you have to do is search Redmi 4 Prime, add to compare (click the shiny compare button) then search Zuk Z2 and add to compare. Then you can see some nice camera specs and comparisons!

>>58119239
For better ink, you could buy an international converter (the empty cartridge with the plastic at the end) and buy some Pilot or Lamy ink.

>>58119293
Never take unlabeled pills.

>>58118884
>cook up some crazy Arduino or MSP430 embedded controller
Seems like a good idea

Post pick of GPS tracker?

>>58119218
Mygeek cables are good.

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GM /csg/.
The two delayed RN3P 3/32GB finally arrived from Geekbuying. See here for backstory:
>>57785810
>>57849659

Also, three QC 2.0 chargers for $3 each from Gearbest arrived. Took exactly 2 weeks to reach Bulgaria.

>>58119444
Just ordered mine form ali hope the customs jew does not flag it.

>>58119293
specs doesn't mean SH*T compared to real world photos

>>58119444
Can you check if there's a coil whine (whistling sound) while you charge with those chargers?

>>58119444
zdr

>>58119460
Real world photos can be altered or improved to make one side or another look better. Specs and objective reviews are all you can trust. Once the pills kick in you'll start thinking rationally and realise why that is.

>>58119444

Hямaшe пpoблeми c митницaтa пpeдпoлaгaм. Expedited shipping? DHL?

>>58119476
Yes there is but it is barely noticeable, only when your ear is right next to it.

>>58119548
Изoбщo нe cтигнa дo митницa. 2 пaкeтa, oбикнoвeнa SG пoщa c тpaкинг нoмep.

>>58117494
>>58117632
Can I link a few of these together if I buy multiple packs?

>>58119562
OK, thanx. Then it doesn't work for me. I have a wall socket right next to my bed.

I don't have a visa/maestro card.
And I'm not Russian.
How do I go about paying for stuff on aliexpress?

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>>58119444
Does rn3p work with quick charge? It's not in the official Qualcomm list

>>58119664
It doesn't. 5V2A is its max power draw.

>>58119606
Go to the bank ask for visa or master card or some CC card.

>>58118674
No, nobody here has bought a flashlight and they're definitely not part of the official /csg/ starter kit.

Search for XML T6 on Ali. Expect to pay about £5. Could easily be resold for £10.

>>58119703
There are tons of posts on foums saying that QC 2.0 works but 3.0 doesn't
Are they just dumb?

>>58119766
I think you can get some hacky QC support through kernels, but I'd rather not play around with that

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>>58119817
I guess it's pointless anyways
When I installed radon kernel it said 2000 was it's base charging power but I could kick it up to 2400 If I wanted
I didn't know if that had anything to do with QC though

I don't notice a difference so I'd better switch back before I burn my house down

>>58119842
the dev removed that option in the latest version, because it was pretty crappily done

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>>58117272
Test bed:
Slow Magic - How to run away
Wale - The Album about Nothing
Christopher Tin - The Drop that contained the Sea
Circadian Eyes - Who We were
Totorro - Home Alone
Arcade Fire - Suburbs
Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane over the Sea
Radiohead - Kid A

Subject: Garine Max

Overall Sound:
Superbly Detailed and clean
Clear instrument separation
Bass is impactful, ample and accurate, never overbearing.

You can definitely feel every guitar strum, the heavy thudding of the Orchestral drums and the strings pulling.

These however are slightly biased towards
Vocals, which makes the soundstage mildly
congested at times for certain recordings.

Highs can also be a tad piercing, depending on
the recording but all-in-all, the Garine Maxes are
pretty forgiving and easily powered on their own.

But Man, listening to this
>>Goosebumps in the extreme<<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG_ZEovDDKk

TL;DR How the fuck the Chinks get away with selling it for 99 Yuan!? These are easily the
equivalent to anything in the $180+ range (Save for the Build Quality).

Pure Fucking Insanity.
https://world.taobao.com/item/542458233769.htm?fromSite=main&spm=a312a.7700846.0.0.T4p6XI&_u=m2qeu67a8f04

>>58118090
They do have an audio port, so maybe you can work with that. The Wire is fixed though.

>>58119847
Crappily done as in didn't work or as in started small fires?

>>58119894
didn't work well

http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=70181140&postcount=6001

>Removed charging rate option, not stable.
>You miss charging rate option ? Don't worry I'm working on a more stable implementation.

>>58119881
What higher-end headphones are they comparable to?
Also, what's that port for? Is it to just daisychain headphones together or something stupid like that?

Really nice review btw, ill probably buy em

>>58117598
rofl these are all gonna look garbage when they arrive

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Another update from that $13 BM800 off Amazon:

I took it apart wanting to do that mod but the pcb is completely different. It saids "skerel small bottle" I Googled it and it returned to what looks like clones of the $300 Blue Baby Bottle, aka the BM-8000. Nice surprise.

>>58119955
The originals look garbage as well, so he'll be happy nonetheless

>ordered kingdian from gaybeast eu warehouse the 6th
>package wasn't "accepted" until the 20th
wew

where is the eu warehouse located? tracking said shit about great britain at first, but they're using hungarian mail services

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Look what just came in the mail!

I'm so happy

>>58120115
Please tell us more about this robust, powerful and still aesthetically delightful phone.

>>58120115
cool, can you actually feel any difference compared to like 2 or 3gbs ?

>>58119947
The GMs are well-controlled and being open-backed, sound almost airy. They are competent in all genres without being completely neutral and that is RARE.

Here is a rough list:
Audio-Technica ATH-M50xMG
Grado Prestige Series
Sennheiser HD380 PRO
Sony MDR-1A
Ultrasone HFI-780

>>58120141
Honestly?
No.

I don't multitask enough to benefit from 6GB ram I think.

>>58120128
Great camera, will upload samples tomorrow. Beautiful AMOLED screen. Loving it so far. Zui is easy to get used to and actually a pleasure to use. More so than miui to be honest. Love the gestures.

The home button will take some getting used to, but I already love it. Really well integrated with gestures too.

Only real issues so far is transferring files from old phone is annoying because no SD, and the stock keyboard was horrible.

Currently using Asus zen keyboard and it's nice. I miss touchpal but it's just bloated adware now.

Any good keyboard recommendations? Or stick with the zen?

>>58120171
When I transfer bigger folders onto that thing it sometimes takes about 20 seconds until it starts copying. Do you experience the same?

>>58119881
Looks nice, can you buy them on aliexpress, taobao is too much of a hassle. Many I can try how much did you pay, shipping and broker included

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>>58120207
Haven't tried yet, will do soon and report back.

Currently with doggo. Really impressed with this camera so far. This is at night, no flash or HDR.

>>58119947
It is an audiojack apparently.
Could be for a mic.

>>58120243
These are not on Aliexpress.
Taobao charges a flat rate of 110 RMB for the 1st kg for certain countries (Check the Link).

Normally, people would buy shit in bulk like I did. Cheap and light shit.
http://www.howtotao.com/buy-from-taobao/

Y'all better hurry
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-38400222

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>>58120207
Nah, it seems to be fine for mine.

It's yours the z2 or the z2 pro? I'm using the pro with usb 3.1 so that might explain it...

Here's another camera sample in a better lit environment btw

>>58120281
>>58119881
>set up an account n shiet
>didn't see the country limitations
>have to speak with the chinese to order
noping out of that one tbqh

>>58119881
>not testing on sanic theme
smdh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8

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>>58120329
No

post some (useful) shit to buy

i want to consume

>>58120389
chink mangos

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https://xiaomiui.aliexpress.com/store/1986585?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.MMKSY4

Meme sale soon

27 December

>>58120389
https://langmeng.aliexpress.com/store/1775206?spm=2114.01010208.3.16.Cwx9qu

https://geezer.aliexpress.com/store/1555382?spm=2114.01010208.3.46.Cwx9qu

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Shield-Lang-Black-Hawk-uniforms-men-camouflage-suit-special-forces-wear-work-clothes-wholesale-Taobao-suit/32704676095.html

>>58120389
BM 800, magicforce 68 or drevo 84, 5m LED strips, xduoo x3, Xiaomi powerbank...

has anyone actual ever tried a chink mouse pad? If so, has it ever given you a rash or smell like a sweat factory for a month?

I saw a mouse pad that looked p nice on taobao for like 9 yuan, and I wanted to pick it up.

>>58120487
Xiaomi XL owner here, it's fine, no smell or rash after 6 months use. It does get dirty very easily though but that's like most mouse pads and easy to clean. I just throw it in the shower and scrub it.

PSA:

Enjoy your Lenovo CUK with backdoor: http://www.trustlook.com/threat/adups/

>>58120415
>https://xiaomiui.aliexpress.com/store/1986585?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.MMKSY4

aww yisss
I hope ozbargain gets another coupon before then.

>>58120487
My xiaomi dd5 XL mousepad was stinky so I washed it and hung it out to dry for two days, was fine after that. Being blue though it attracted dirt like a mother fucker so I'm back to my steel series one

>>58120415
FastCardTech has lower prices. Also Aliexpress is known to be slow in delivering products.

>>58120586
Aliexpress is a market place, you're talking shit

Fastcardtech are known to sell phone refurbs as new devices.

Avoid

>Shipped on Dec. 10th
>Hasn't arrived at my country 12 days later
Chink websites get worse every day. It used to be a solid 2 weeks to get your stuff, now I aim for a month.

>>58120684
What? It never was like that

>>58120502
Analytics.apk isn't a botnet and you should continue to use miui on your xiaomi devices, forgot to add.

>>58120684
The normal is 1-2 months. Anything before that is fast shipping.

>>58120757
I only had 2 packages in about 15 ever taking that long. Both with PostNL. Shanghai to Portugal always hovered at 2 weeks.

defective iWork11 guy here.
I've settled the matter of typo in return address with DHL and paypal. That didn't matter as DHL contacted the chink from banggood and they haven't received any response for a week.
Seems that in 5 days I'll get a full refund and if the chink doesn't pay customs and bring all the documents to customs, I can ask DHL to return the defective tablet for free. Chinky xmas it seems

>>58120768
The point is don't expect it to be fast and consistent or you'll be disappointed just like now.

>>58120415
>RN3P
>$119.99
>Becomes $1XX.xx
>Not lowering it to $XX.xx

>>58120487
I have this mousepad: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-HOT-Selling-Cat-Picture-Anti-Slip-Laptop-PC-Mice-Pad-Mat-Mousepad-For-Optical-Laser/32423284040.html

No smell, doesn't make my hand sweat. And I think the design is cool as fuck.

>>58120684
You have to understand it's Christmas season. Loads of mail and packages being sent.

I just got a package I ordered on 11.11 yesterday, after 40 days. One more package that I ordered on 11.11 left, but it's only been 35 days since it was sent. I was lucky on all the others and got them within 2-3 weeks.

>>58112083
store doesn't list any products for sale senpai

>>58120963
>>58120684
Yeah I just received something I ordered on October 22nd only an hour before purchase protection was due to expire. I had the dispute page open ready. Things are really fucked up due to the holidays.

How do I contact a seller on gearbest about returning a product?

>>58121277
Gearbest is the seller you just contact support.

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>>58111916
my Denzel Chinkington from DHGate arrived today, just in time for Christmas! not bad for 10€

What the fuck is a SKU number?

>>58121354
that item's ID number
usually used in warehouses

y u askn

>>58121339
That's a different looking model from the ones we usually see posted, looks nice actually.

>>58121339
Nice watch. Me not being a watchfag I couldn't tell it was chink made.

What's a high quality cheap-ish autism cube?

Will Alibaba's entry into the US notorious markets blacklist affect AliExpress and other Alibaba wings in any meaningful way?

>>58116876
I don't think Xiaomi cares what you like/don't like.

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>>58116789
I've been using old ass phones since my Xperia mini pro broke a year and some ago, this is finally the time to get a new modern phone come on xiaomi don't let me down

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>>58121368
>>58121386
it looks nice, indeed. i was tired of having to contact every autistic seller on Ali to see if they had DW replicas or not, and DHgate models include the box for 5eur more, which is nice for presents. overall i'm happy with the purchase, would chink again

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So how do you guys know if chinkphones arent preloaded with shitloads of spyware? Anyone ever do any checking or forensics on these things?

>>58121970
Just assume they are and flash a new rom.

>>58121726
>include the box for 5eur more

you could have bought another shitty knockoff with that

Anons, I just bought some stuff from Taobao with a proxy and they shipped it with EMS a 10 days ago. Tracking shows "Away from Shenzhen to Guangzhou" since 13/12 . Is this normal? Europoor btw

>>58122023
C H I N K E D

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>>58111916

Hi guise,

I don't usually post just lurk in these threads.

I bought so much cool shit from banggood at good prices I just want to testify to the best deal of 2016 for me.

I pre-ordered this cooler for $72.00 and have a look at the performance I'm getting out of my i5. I had it @4.6ghz but wanted to play it safe and scale it down a little bit just to make sure I get at least 5 years out of my rig.

>http://www.banggood.com/Original-ABATAP-X002-Double-Cooling-Fan-Integrated-CPU-Water-Cooling-Radiator-p-1093190.html?rmmds=search

In my opinion this is a great deal compared to this total ripoff...

>https://www.amazon.com/MasterLiquid-Cooler-Technology-MasterFan-Radiator/dp/B01E5XNP5Y

>>58122015
indeed, but this is a present for a normie and with the box and manual it doesn't scream CHINK SHIT. plus i saved 80 euros, a fair deal to me

>>58122023
It is normal.
Delivery is normally around 2 weeks

>>58122098
how's the noise?

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>>58122098
>yamaha steinberg usb audio
is that an ur22 by any chance? I was thinking of getting one to drive active speakers

My Chinese gf is in bed next to me snoring right now... do I belong here?

>>58122170
fuck off kaetaa

>>58122170
only if she's generally shit

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>>58122170
Have you tasted her poo poo?

>>58122181
She's actually wonderful

>>58122183
I've licked her asshole if that's what you mean.

>>58122170
only if you can raise a dispute when she doesn't perform to expectations

>>58122200
>She's actually wonderful
nice and checked. any advice to get a chink girlfriend? they seem to be pretty shut-in

>>58122220
Go get the Nips/gooks
There is literally not enough Chink Women to go around senpai

>>58122220
Met her on OkCupid, started talking to her about graphics cards and 2 months later we're living together. I know that's not really advice but I just got lucky by finding one who was really into the same stuff as me. I wish I could be more help but really all I did was find common ground win her. Good luck man, she's out there waiting for you.

>>58122240
>tfw no qt3.14 corean gf

>>58122253
do you two watch kinky porn together

>>58122084
Oh no that 2 inch penis' gonna hurt.
>>58122127
Ahh well at least its trackable, thanks.

>>58122253
thanks senpai, i was on the cupid for years and only met white trash. perhaps i will give it another chance, but with asian girls only

>>58122267
Not yet but we still have a really active sex life right now, no need to spice it up yet. We did have unprotected sex last night for the first time though. I bought her a plan b but it's still sitting on the counter.

>>58122278
Yeah man, just set it to Asian only. That's what I did.

>>58122303
>Met her on OkCupid, 2 months later we're living together
>We did have unprotected sex last night for the first time though. I bought her a plan b but it's still sitting on the counter.

kek enjoy your 18 years of child support

>>58122380
C H I N K

A N C H O R

B A B Y

>>58122380
>>58122391
She was born in America. I don't really mind if she gets pregnant she honestly. We're both in our 30s and stable.

>>58122428
>We're both stable.

If she's in her 30s, moved in with you inside two months, and is fucking you without any contraception she's not stable m8.

>>58122460
Actually, I moved in with her. She had a house and I was in an apartment. It might sound a little crazy but it's really not that bad. I could see myself marrying this woman so I'm not really worried about it.

>>58122515
post nudes

>>58122515
In other words, you're chinking her. She thinks she's getting a nice white man, but she's getting a cheap, 4chan knockoff.

P O T T E R Y

>>58120115
So just how horrible is the UI?

>>58122515
I look forward to reading your forthcoming tale of how you got chink'd for two decades of paying for a halfbreed mongoloid in the next /csg/ afterparty thread.

>>58122543

If you're right he has nothing to worry about, she'll be paying him alimony

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umm...

My 11/11 nail polish arrived but they're giving off really bad fumes.
Will I be okay or should I bin them?

>>58122723
Depends what kind of fumes. If it's just alcohol then it should be fine. Put a match to them and see if you get a blue flame.

>>58122721
>he wants an inferior european voltage for this head messager

>>58122721
>He doesnt massage his head with 110v of AC
pleb

>>58122727
Will this kill me?

>>58122744
Depends how much of it you drink, Ivan.

>>58122735
>inferior european voltage
>more voltage
>less amps
>inferior
>t. americuck

>>58122778
Topical
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38384892

>>58120415
it's only 2/16gb version on sale?

>>58120329
does this music ruin your headphones? I've always felt like the quality of my earbuds lowered after having shit like this come up.

>>58122133

I have it in a coolermaster silenco tower so very low even with aggressive cooling setting.

>>58122162

It's the ur22 yes with Yamaha drivers. Neet little card and you can take it anywhere if you travel allot and do podcasts and the like. Also great for speakers like you planning at a decent price.

>>58122841
Just don't ingest it>>58122872

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Who /Xiaomi Mi Max/ here?
I usually HAET skinned ROMs, but MIUI is actually acceptable
If it wasn't for gApps being preinstalled I would keep it on stock

Redmi 4 Prime or Zuk Z2 (Non-pro)?

Which one has the better camera? I feel more comfortable with the R4P considering Xiaomi's track record and I won't need the 820's performance since I won't be playing games.

Also, it's more likely that the R4P will be getting an official CM than the Zuk.

>>58122220
call them cute and dont be a fag, most chinese girls are sexually repressed deviants that fall in love quick.

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>>58122970
>but MIUI is actually acceptable

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should I?

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Anon from yesterday here
I think it's time I put my RN3P to charge

New SoT record tho

>>58122971
R4P for that GOAT battery life

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>>58123009
worth noting that I could've continued milking these 9% for an extra 30-40 minutes, but eh, I got to my goal of 10 hours

also I think I've got a nasty wakelock or something

Tomorrow is 12.23 where they will release the Mi5c. Can't wait to preorder. Hope it's less than $120 since my budget is that or lower.

are cute crossdressing clothes technology?

>>58123082
only if you show your boipucci

>>58123144
how can I do that if I don't even have cute socks to wear

>>58123004
No

>>58123004
link?

>>58123004
link please

>>58123208
>>58123231
>>58123231
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hand-Ahmed/32557520171.html

there's also that one but looks kinda ugly:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Digital-Watch-Electronic-Clock-Kit-single-chip-LED-watches-electronic-clock-kit-DIY-LED/32781915284.html

>>58122941
great, it's cheaper than the scarlett 2i2 where i live, and i actually like the black color better

NEW THREAD

>>58123319
>>58123319
>>58123319
>>58123319

New thread here
>>58123387
>>58123387
>>58123387
>>58123387

>>58120024
>pcb is different
The circuit looks very similar though, wouldn't be surprised if it was the same as the normal BM-800

>>58123330
>>58123391
WTF!?!?

>>58123492
One was 7 minutes before the other.

>>58123492
what would /csg/ be without constant thread wars?

>>58123250
Many thanks anon.

>>58123004
cool watch, Ahmed