What can I drink instead of coffee to gain +3 endurance required

adderall xr or modafinil

>>58108737
Mix 10 mg of dextroamphetamin into your coffee.

>>58108752
Sorry I don't want chem addiction happening to my character

wear a skirt

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>>58108766

>>58108737
Get sleep or do it on pure adrenaline, you lightweight.

>>58108737
Exercise regularly and remember to get up and walk around occasionally. Works for me and I don't feel like shit.

>>58108737
there are those drinks which are essentially energy drinks but without caffeine (they still have the vitamins and the rest)

black tea

>>58108764
>Sorry I don't want chem addiction happening to my character

You're already addicted to caffeine.

>>58108737

- Stop drinking caffeine all together to get the same benefit as drinking a lot of caffeine over a long period.

- Eat slow release carbs in the morning and after noon such as oats and brown rice. You don't have to go full /fit/ mode, just ensure that you are eating nutritious food and not snacking on sugar or caffeine because both wreck your concentration.

- Get at least 8 hours of restful sleep a night.

- Make sure you eat and sleep at consistent times.

- Free your workspace from distractions and ensure that it is the right temperature.

- Play some repetitive music without too many vocals - some of the best programmers I know tend to play the same track on repeat for days.

That's how to achieve +10 Endurance mode.

This is how you write bad code.
Staying up is really just stealing time from your future self. Getting too little sleep means you will be tired the next day and you will have learned less during the day as the night is when the brain really 'learns'.

>>58108737
Consider the following... You don't like your job.

>>58108737
Bleach

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>>58108809
How it really works:
>finally get in the zone after 5 hours of wasting time
>almost at the same second, get incredibly sleepy
>either go to sleep and waste everything or drink insane amounts of coffee to get through the work at ungodly hours

>>58108737
some amphetamine should do the trick.

>>58108737
It's now hipster/hippy but Maté is good. Get it loose and make it in packable tea bags. Needs a paper filter or it's pretty sandy.

>>58108737
You could take some buffout or drink some bourbon, although bourbon has only a increase to endurance by 1

>>58108936
Bourbon gives you -2 intelligence per shot

>>58108737
Caffeine tablets.

>>58108856
>get in the zone after 5 hours
Basically you procrastinate 5 hours a day. It's true there's a warm up time but it's not that bad.

>+3 endurance

fuck off nerd

and whats wrong with coffee so long as its consumed with nothing added?

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>>58109027
>fuck off nerd
The irony

>>58108921
Im probably gonna look like a faggot for saying this, because it is exactly the kind of thing 'they' would embrace if its beocme hipster, but
>brewing mate in teabags
>drinking it like tea
no. its much better, and, significantly for OP, is a much stronger stimulant, when you drink it with a filter straw.
you dont need to use a gourd, though y'can if you think they're cool, but have it like that, pouring water over a pile of it and suck it up through the filter straw.

>>58108785
I did this and it didn't change jack shit.

>>58109042
people who willingly play dungeons and dragons should be publicly castrated without sterile tools or anesthesia

>>58109042
Boy, do I hate Obama, he just looks like a bitch.

People don't actually sleep more than six hours a day, right?

>>58109091
yeah it's almost 2017, if you want that you should be playing pathfinder

Purge yourself of all extra chemicals, as well as any idea associated with needing something extra then sip water when you get tired, it's all you should need, it doesn't even have to be high quality water, as long as you can taste it and enjoy it. If you get hungry eat something that is more natural than having refined ingredients, over a longer span of time you will have +5 endurance over the other's who use chemicals without want or need of much at all.

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>>58108737
Real programmers drink redbull

>>58108921
>>58109050

there's something always comical about a plant being assigned a cultural identity.

mate is great, hydrates as well as a gentle lift. less powerful than coffee and more steady, a true health drink

>>58109134
NO anyone who plays ANY pen and papar RPG needs to be executed there was NEVER a good excuse

>>58108766
/thread

>>58109061
Excercise more, then.

>>58108737
I just drink red wine + red bull for maximum concentration. The red bull gives me wings and the red wine brings me back to Veneto and puts me in a state of perpetual peace.

>>58109160

>Stop liking what I don't like REEEEE

>>58109061
You did it wrong kys

>>58109160
so your way to become less of a nerd is to stop socializing?
Next thing people tell me I shouldn't play magic

>>58109231
anyone autistic enough to actually pretends to be a wizard isnt someone i want to find myself spending a ton of time around

>>58109260
fuck you, I was a rouge.

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>>58109145
>not drinking dr pepper

>>58108737
What's wrong with coffee?

Take b12 supplements with lunch

>>58108921
>Mfw I'm Argentine
Mate is hipster?

>>58109277
>he thinks this is somehow less autistic

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>>58109260
>not picking barbarian

a gallon of milk a day

>he can't code while sleeping

how do you even hope to compete with the pajeets and asians

>>58109341
>not writing code that writes code while you sleep

>sugar in coca cola

try tit growing corn syrup

>>58109305
you obviously never played.

>>58108766
best truest not to mention best meme ever

i paint my toenails on days i have to go in to the office for a meeting

>>58109357
no i have not and i never plan to its too autistic for me everything i have seen about it says its onyl fun for anyone cause you "do it with your friends"

Go ultimate brogrammer mode and put coffee on your cola+redbull mix.

Your a /g/anon, you know the answer!
>
>
>cross dress

>>58109354
Most places still use traditional sugar. America uses corn syrup because corn products are subsidized by the government.

>>58108764
there is almost no chance of addiction if you don't use the amphetamines outside of doses used in adhd treatment.

>>58109368
It is right that it requires friends to play with in order to play the game.
In my experience, 4-5 is optimal, but you can be more if you have the friends for it.

It is not just fun because you hang out with your friends though.
One is in charge of preparing the story.
This takes a lot of planning and social skills to pull off.
The players have to work together in order to solve the puzzles, beat the enemies or whatever the story is about.
It means everyone has to pay attention to what people are saying, reading what they intend to do from this and react like the person they are playing would.
We have one with aspergers in our party and he is not good at any of those things.
It is far more social than playing computer games, reading or watching a movie, all things people with autism finds comforting.

And as for wizards, yes it is more autistic, as they basically memorize a spellbook and yell at people to protect them, where a rouge is active in problem solving, active in planning battles, and you have to be able to let the wizard lead the party even though the autist who is playing him understands fuck all.

>>58109492
>social skills

you lost me here i dont need to have social skills and i dont need other people i REFUSE to relay on ANYONE but myself

>>58109525
>relay

>>58109387
sugar is also subsidized by the government though...

>>58109539
>hurr he made a typo

Water with modafinil.

>>58108764
It's not addictive.

>>58109357
troll
>>58109368
troll trolling the troll
>>58109492
meta troll trolling the second troll while also trolling the first troll
>>58109525
troll trolling the meta troll trolling the second troll while also trolling the first troll in unison

How about some willpower?

>>58109577
It's great right?

>>58108801
Caffeine addiction is strong but with incredibly mild symptoms for withdrawal. I think anon is more worried about the withdrawal than the actual addition.

>>58109587
Where do I order that

>>58108737
Cringe juice

>>58108764
will you stop being so unbearably autistic holy fucking shit you sound like my little brother and his friends when they go out to play pokemon go and call soda and energy drinks "potions"

>>58108737
step it up to NOS energy drink sempai.

>>58109605
I do not own enough stimpacks to go through a chem addiction
And it's very hard to pickpocket while taking damage

>>58109614
It's obvious their alchemy is higher level than yours, you wouldn't understand

>>58109628
jesus fucking christ stop the cringe is too much you autistic piece of shit

>>58109606
The same place you get sense. I used to make sense but I don't see the value anymore in making sense so I just buy sense instead.

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>>58108737
Jolt Cola. The soft-drink for the elite hacker.

>>58108737
T H E A N I N E

>>58108828
>Consider the following... You don't like your job.

kys kid.

Water.

>>58108737
Just snort 10mg of Ritalin

>>58108737
Fap.
>it's free
>makes you calm and relieved
>it's short
>don't destroy your health (if you don't go extreme)

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>>58108737
this beauty

Caffeine pills.

>>58109782
That sounds painful.

go to gym faggot

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>>58108737

either this...

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>>58109997

or this...

seriously just drink untopped coffee you dont need anything else

>>58108764
honestly, most if not all of the best programmers in the world used to/are currently hopped up on stims

source: relative is pillmill doc in silicon valley

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>>58110017

though it looks like this these days.

>>58110045
Energy drinks are shit.

>>58110164
see
>>58110025
what wrong with black coffee? you get all the caffeine without any of the sugar

try kratom

>>58109061
believe in it anon

>>58110164

Jolt isn't an energy drink, per se. It's cola with extra caffeine.

besides... there's nothing wrong with energy drinks as long as they don't have artificial sweeteners in them.

>>58108737
>coding sessions
fuck off cancer

>>58110196
Not OP, but I can't stand coffee.

>>58109765
>he can't handle the truth

>>58108752
modafinil is shit

>tfw you're a shit programmer and not even Adderall would help

>>58108737
microdose lsd

>>58110674
I've never used illegal drugs.
LSD sounds interesting, especially the ego death part. Is it a good starting point if I don't want to get too deep into drug abuse?

>>58110960
fuck lsd... dont take this drug unless you want to become a libcuck normie...which is already what you are...

>>58111058
>22 yo fat virgin neckbeard NEET with no friends living with parents
At least I'm a normie I guess.

>>58109614
>he doesn't call his energy drinks potions.
Lol what a faggot

>>58108737
eat your cum

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>>58111662
>BUTTERS CREAMY GOO

>>58109280
>being a ronery virgin

>>58108764
>only a true gamer will get this one! xd

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1. You don't need to drink anything because you'll just get a crash later. This sort of "method" of getting energy is meme shit and a poor way to live.

2. Eat properly, get more fiber and protein. Stop eating shit for the majority of your food. When other people look at you weird for bringing healthy food, stare back harder, fuck that shit and fuck them.

3. Adopt an alternative sleep schedule. Not only do you get more time, you don't spend an hour waking up every day and going to sleep. Naps will recharge you faster and better than any shitty product you can eat or drink.

4. Do basic exercise every day. Like 50 pushups or go jogging for 10 minutes.

5. Go on /fit/ and look up /fph/ or /fps/ for motivation. Or just google "fat acceptance movement"

>>58108737
Nothing. Unless they start making Jolt Cola again.

>>58111963
how about i jolt inside ur cola can instead

yerba mate

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no crash

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>>58109145
>not BAWLS
>the one with the bumps on the bottle to help you keep a grip on it when your zooming

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>>58110331

>>58109614
Oh they sound so cute

>>58111774
Does this work if you sleep on desk while sitting for those 20min naps in everymans?

>>58108737

Green and black tea have more or less the same effect as coke.

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>tfw I sleep 10-11 hours a day
>if I wake up earlier I'm sleepy
>if not I lose over 3 hours of daytime
JUST

>>58108803
>the same track on repeat for days.
fuck

sometimes, i wont think too much to come up with a good selection and end up listening to some good 10 songs Kenny G, or just classic ultimaonline stones.

ive tried some sites like 8tracks.com but "programming" playlists are so varied it might as well not be a category

>>58109145
>not TAB

>>58114306
I was like this before I had a fulltime job, was sleeping 12 hours or so a night and still tired as fuck. Now I'm working pretty good on 7-8 a night save weekends. Just go do something besides sitting at a desk all day to make your body actually tired.

>>58108737

Punch yourself in the crotch a couple times and get the adrenaline rush to focus you on the task at hand.

>>58108737
Sniff a raspberry and mint honey pulp every 3-3.5 winutes during work hours

>>58108737
https://www.gwern.net/Nicotine
https://www.gwern.net/Nootropics

>>58109010
I've managed after 5 years of school/work to get that down to two to three. I am a wizard.

CLUB-MATE

>>58111752
*any gamer will get this one

>>58110196

black coffee is nasty as fuck.

Ain't shit wrong with sugar as long as you don't go overboard on it... you know... like everything else.

>>58108803
>some of the best programmers I know tend to play the same track on repeat for days.
I could spend days listening to Life on Mars but that doesn't match your previous criteria.

>>58108737
Crossdressing

If you're not drinking a 2 litre thermos full of espresso and supplementing with caffeine pills you're doing it wrong

>>58111058
>become a libcuck normie
LOL. It depends on who you are when you take it and where and with whom you do it. Mencius Moldbug took LSD and it didn't stop him from transcending libertarianism straight into corporate monarchy and building his own operating system/programming language.

>>58111963

see
>>58110017
>>58110045

I remember the first drink of Jolt I had back around '88 or '89. Shit was like being reborn.

Eat caffeine pills instead. Generics are cheap and less hassle than coffee.

>>58108764
>>>/v/ and buy some fixer

Stop being a faggot.

>>58116933
I like my bowels inside my body, thanks.

>>58108737
Caffeine pills, ephedrine, and ASA to valance your blood pressure

>>58108737
Try and gain more experience, when you level up, put all your points into willpower

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>>58108737
Tea

>>58109121
racist >/pol/

>>58109145
>real programmers willingly shorten their lifespans so they can do better work for their bosses
sounds about right

>>58109280
mr pibb is better fucking dp normiefags

>>58108737
speed

>>58108737
>coding

>>58109895
ebin :DD

>>58108737
chanachur or kerala mix. the spicier the better.

>pajeet

there's a reason those fuckers can work long hours. you'll probably end up having to poo but not in the loo though

>no one recommended water
What is wrong with this board ?

>>58118198
Water is to recover and maintain you faggot

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>>58109260

>>58111774
are these meant to be performed as steps, with the goal being uberman?

>>58109958
4 me

>>58112321
>>58112309

Yerba mate is carcinogenic

>>58117801
>racist == /pol/
ftfy

>>58108737
>More soda has more sugar
>WOOOOOW

>>58115806
http://www.musicforprogramming.net/

>>58119597
its obviously a visual representation of how much sugar each thing has. its probably made to give a scope for retards to relate to, for example my sister drinks a 2 liter a day so that representation may or most likely wouldn't convince her that she is having too much. but seeing just a single liter probably wouldn't have the same effect

>>58108752

This

If you can't get these noopept is fine too

These are honestly fantastic advices. I stuff myself with caffein and sugar and don't eat breakfast. I can still do the occasional ten hour programming session but I'll actually try to take your advice.

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>>58108737
Jerking off stimulates your levels of excitement about 2/3 of what cocaine does
if you stop jerking (includes just watching porn w/out masturbating) off though you will have much higher levels of dopamine and will experience fatigue less and have more 'endurance'

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>>58108764
>he doesn't have Chem Resistant perk

>>58120515
[citation needed]

>>58120953
i watched 3 'better yourself' videos and seeing as how im kinda energised while jerking off and really down and disgruntled when im not doing it but its still part of my daily routine i can say that dropping that habit bettered me since now i stopped masturbation for 2 weeks and feel a tectonic shift in my frame of mind.
Just try it for half a month and see if you feel better, if you dont then just drink coffee or do drugs

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>>58120932

>>58109318
only if u SS

>>58109614
That's adorable.