>no one even remembers /////our girls///// anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
i 'member
Serious question, how do you tell k-pop girls apart?
Their music sounds mostly identical between groups and they get switched out every 6 months so it's not like you can actually remember their names or their albums.
>>58086559
No one cares what their individual or band names are. You should only care about songs.
>>58086505
>2009
Where did the time go?
I still fap to this from when Bitcoin crashed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9CALKOvAI
>>58086505
>busted grannies
we only care about twice now
>>58086505
>2009
????
What the fuck I remember this shit so well.
>>58086505
korea has the best plastic surgeons in the world. love their work.
too bad their women are fugly as shit without all that makeup and surgeries...
also /g/ related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBxW22JLUmg
>>58086666
They're not the same person, satan.
Shit, I don't even recognize 5, (Hyoyeon?) 6, and 8 (Taeyeon?) as being in the group. Then again, way back I could never reliably identify anyone outside of Sooyong, Sunny, and Hyoyeon.
>>58086805
desu I unironically have the same problem with white guys. I can't tell 90% of white male celebrities apart.
>>58086825
It's not so much a case of all-look-same, I recognize the others as being in the group. I just never really learned the names of the others. But it really bugs me that I don't recognize Hyoyeon. She was my uniquely ugly waifu.
>>58086666
How do they deal with the fact that their children will be uggos
kpop is made and written to make south koreans forget what the poor north koreans are going through
>>58086805
This is the result of plastic surgery running rampant and them all wanting to look like white people
>>58086788
they are.
>>58086953
>How do they deal with the fact that their children will be uggos
lawsuits. kek
Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzs3DVAQ_4w
>>58086979
if surgery like this where possible no tranny would look anything other than passable
>>58086999
I'm pretty sure a lot of these procedures aren't legal in the US;
>>58086999
dude, how fucking new are you? of course it's possible but it costs money! trannies are mentally ill and mentally ill people don't have >$10k for a surgery. They remodel their jaws, nose, cheeks... the whole fucking face. They cut out section of bones and wire them up. it takes 5+ months to heal from this but the results are astonishing. Yes, those surgeons are that good.
read:
http://www.skinmagonline.com/sg/2013/05/korean-beauty-pageant-turned-clone-parade/
they call them "samsung robots" in Korea.
>>58087023
show a tranny that and they will absolutely be legal in a matter of months
>>58087023
>I'm pretty sure a lot of these procedures aren't legal in the US;
Some think they're unethical because they do so much bone and muscle cutting and it takes months to heal. Some think that this crosses the border of "do no harm".
why hasnt south korea overran north korea by now anyway? we have to clean up that shit stain and send the kims on a death march
>>58087059
>why hasnt south korea overran north korea by now anyway? we have to clean up that shit stain and send the kims on a death march
No one wants to see Kims gone. Not SK, not the US, not China, not Russia, not Japan etc. No one wants Kims gone.
Why? Because the result of them being gone would bankrupt SK.
>>58087069
I'm Korean and this is true.
If NK collapse, ROK will be having 20mil refugees to feed.
ROK won't go bankrupt, but it will take a big hit on its economy.
>>58087118
... and imagine geopolitical seismic shifts as China and Russia get nervous and possibly start occupying parts of NK. it would bring a huge war to the peninsula.
No one wants the regime to be gone.
And by the way, the West could end the regime tomorrow if we wanted. All we'd need to do is offer asylums to NK diplomats and their families. They'd defect in droves and Kims would be fucked. Regime would collapse quickly.
PS: Have you ever met anyone from the NK?
>>58087186
I've never met anyone myself, but there are thousands of people who escaped NK and came here to live.
>>58086505
Nice
k-pop is trash, j-pop is better
>>58087186
>start occupying parts of NK
Fucking why? To add millions of impoverished indoctrinated lunatics to their list of expenses? On top of all of that North Korea is a geographic wasteland devoid of any valuable resources. I mean holy shit at least Cuba has nice weather most of the time.
>>58087253
No, they're both trash.
>>58087201
>I've never met anyone myself, but there are thousands of people who escaped NK and came here to live.
Yeah, it's not easy to cross the border. Plus there's also mental roadblocks from all the brainwashing and not to mention the suffering that your family will be put through if you escape.
BTW, how many girls, say age 18/19/20, have had plastic surgeries where you live? Do you know any girls who've had them?
>>58087253
jpop stopped being good sometime around 2005
that being said, i love early 90s jpop, city pop is my jam
>>58087262
it's about the land, not the people.
>>58087253
jpop literally does not exist
>>58086505
Is it just me or are half of them fucking ugly?
>>58087281
The land is worthless as I already stated. It's a rocky wasteland that's barely arable. Even under it's retarded regime, if the land had any value whatsoever it wouldn't be one of the poorest countries in the world. It's sustained by Chinese and Western welfare to at least nominally keep the problem at bay.
>>58087118
>>58087186
Any Germans care to share their reunification history/experience?
>>58087059
South Korea is actually astonishingly unstable, just look up its government's history.
>>58087296
there was a lack of visual talent back in the day
>>58087326
NK is 100x worse than East Germany was. Imagine millions of people actually starving. No skills of any kind that would allow them to get a job. And then there's the psychological effects of several generations of brainwashing.
It's not even in the same ballpark.
>>58087396
Yeah, I realize that. But what other cases of reunification do we have in recent history?
>>58087471
None like that. NK is a complete basket case. No one wants to touch that hornet's nest. It would be a disaster for everyone.
>>58087471
yemen, vietnam...
asian adoption of western culture is one giant uncanny valley
>>58086505
Not a big fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeNvyp7Sl5s
>>58087288
The net worth of the largest jpop band larger than the entire kpop industry
>>58087597
sauce
>>58086505
I liked them better during their early days cuts stage. I don't like them trying to be sexy or whatever they're doing now
>2009
Jesus Christ
How the fuck did time go so fast?
>>58087980
Times flies when you're funposting
>>58086979
that was confirmed fake, they were actors for an ad
>>58086597
good taste
>>58087372
Now the girl group that is seen to be taking over SNSD's throne is deemed to have a lack of vocal talent. A shame, really.
>>58086559
>how do you tell k-pop girls apart?
You actually nearly can't.
Someone (Korean I think) took headshots of a whole bunch of actresses/singers and made it into a clip that flicked through them quickly.
It was like looking at one face with changing hairstyles.
It was some criticism of how they all get plastic surgery to look like the Korean idea of perfect beauty.
Going through random stuff on my flash drive, came upon this. May as well post it.
>>58089885
I want to see that clip. As for telling kpops apart, it can be difficult for people who are new to the genre. It can take a few months of being into it before you are able to differentiate between them and even then it may take you longer to fully differentiate between kpops that look similar. Eventually everyone gets pretty good at it though. Eyes/nose/mouth are the most important features.
>>58089950
I think it would be better to get into Kpop one group at a time.
>>58086979
>Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzs3DVAQ_4w [Embed]
kek, I was going to post that same ad.
>>58088251
>that was confirmed fake, they were actors for an ad
We all know it was an ad, we knew it at the time. Well I did, I read it in a story that talked about this crazy ad in Korea.
It's still kind of a true thing though, plastic surgery is super common and it obviously won't be inherited.
I'm trying to find that porn version of AKB48, anyone remember what they're called?
>>58089915
The image should be named
>Korean progress on human cloning
>>58086505
>Yearning for 3DPD sluts
Get the fuck out heretic.
>>58089950
>I want to see that clip
You're in luck faggot, I found it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ti1CDQUlSE
Took a little searching but "korean plastic surgery clones" got me to it after a few clicks.
>>58090055
>miss korea
that was posted earlier in the thread. kpops show extreme diversity compared to that.
>>58090075
>extreme homogenicity
>extreme diversity
Pick one
>>58086505
GEEH GEHH GEEH BABY BABY BABY
Tiffany is my waifu.
Too bad Korean butthurt killed her
>>58087372
Who is this? Please tell me
>>58090953
a lost soul
look deep into he eyes, see the pain and the suffering they are trying to hide under the makeup
>>58086559
Well that's because you're stupid
>>58090953
momo from twice
>>58091044
nvm she looks fat at that angle.
3DPD, as per usual. I always get my hopes up
>>58091115
momo is on the left
>>58090055
Their noses all seem a bit too tall.
>>58086929
Roll for your girl
>>58087471
Religion like Christianity has really fucked up the West in the past. But were getting over it.
>>58089915
>Baby Vox
Yeah, they were my jams in the 90s
>>58091115
Stupid.
The fat one in the middle is not momo.
>>58086505
>HyORC
disgusting
>>58086604
this guy gets it
we upgraded to IOI
>>58086597
Not the Areia remix, why even bother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99UWBiLHNuI
>>58091851
whoa i posted in the wrong thread lmao
>>58086505
>that interlacing
>>58087262
> indoctrinated lunatics
Plastic worst Coreans?
>>58087326
East Germany gave us Merkele, just think about that for a second.
>>58091722
what am i looking at?
>>58091325
Roll trips, you come back as a kitten in the basket where all their worn tights is tossed into.
>>58086505
i member when i was into star craft tournaments
>>58086578
I get you however I sometimes remember that kind of stuff
>>58086580
i know right. jesus christ, feels 2 to 3 years ago tops
>>58086505
Yeah whatever happened to those
>tfw no average korean gf threads
>>58086953
More plastic surgery.
>>58094496
/mu/ overtook them
>>58086505
> /g/
>>58086559
There's only one answer: be Asian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-race_effect
>>58086505
>its not tren-d
trash
is she /our gal/?
Wait, is plastic surgey technology? I think the newest one is. We should keep an eye on the most advanced one, and, maybe, who knows, we can fix our lives with it and get a natural qt korean gf.
>>58086505
Take your plastic whores elsewhere. This is a technology board.
ITT small dicked white boys pretend to hate Asian women because black boys like me are cleaning up in Asia
LMFAO
>>58098483
post peenor
>>58087034
because trannies hold such political power. wew
AYO GEEGEE
YEAH-YEAH
>>58086559
Their faces, height, hair and other things.
nip women are so lewd
kcon version was much better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8fXHfG6h6w
>>58086505
Mods delete desktop threads but allow this shit that has absolutely nothing to do with technology.
WTF has happened to /g/?
>>58099659
oy vey
>>58099754
>implying a mod didn't create the thread
>>58099754
It was invaded by shit brained baboons like you.
>>58090055
Oh dear.
If the guy made the slideshow scroll between similar angles better, it'd be more pronounced, but it does look like they're the same face in difference poses. It's kind of frightening. What would you do, if someone kidnapped you in the night, and gave you this face? Or you woke up one morning, and your entire family had this face? Your entire neighbourhood?
My cousin is fucking addicted to those bitches
Koreans are qt tho
>>58099778
>>58099754
>muh ricenigger threads
Most kpop songs kind of suck,
but there are some rare ones that are fucking addicting.
Here another example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEha2idTj8s
I'm not into kpop but I really dig this group because it kinda reminds me of jpop, is there any other similar to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btqtftCnC-s
>>58101831
cocosori maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4SGYjRPx1g
not the same but some actual magic girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhKFSXN2Fr4
>>58086505
No one cares
>>58103009
They really don't.
we only like taeyeon
/g/ /g/ /g/ /g/
baby baby baby
>>58086559
its easy
99% of them are the same and then you notice puer kim and hyosung
>>58086505
MR TAXI TAXI TAXI
>>58104137
>>58104334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzr2Nv8NTEE
>>58087044
>go snip snip on the genitals
>the moral duty of any surgeon!
>rearrange some bones
>muh ethics!
>>58091830
>>58086604
those pants look stupid
>>58103170
cumslut
Tiffany is our Queen
>>58086505
Who?
>>58091800
>not the Family Guy remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CceSdR3loY
>>58086505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s
>>58093483
Some weird play thing that you do as kids.
>>58104417
MR. TAKSHI, TAKSHI, TAKSHI, TAKSHI
>>58106852
Shiiet das a nice remix
>>58090953
just pick any generic k-pop slave, they've been trained to do this type of stuff
>>58095987
I'm Asian and still think they all look sameface
yuri best
>>58098483
Who cares? There's like a billion of them. Go nuts.
-t. white racist
>>58086505
The only ones that look different are the ones with shitty die jobs.
This thread.
>>58087059
They didn't invade that shithole yet because they aren't 100% sure if they actually have nuclear weapons or its all just a bluff.
And besides the cost of fighting them, dealing with North Korea's insanely poor and brainwashed population would be a financial, political and ethical nightmare.
>>58101831
j-young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-wwlKj91S8
hello venus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbk6DUOZMWM
>>58099659
> two penguins in hands