This dog is coming to stab you, the only way you can save yourself

I don't believe you.

>>58079260
dumb doggoposter

>>58079260
That's a retriever! He's not coming to stab you. He's bringing your knife back!

>>58079260
Metatables.

> t = { mt={} }
> function mt.__call() print"Install C++" end
> setmetatable(t, t.mt)
> t()

Programming languages are like women. None of them are really enjoyable. You just pick the one that's least annoying to do the job.

Terse, easy to learn, fast, made for math