>"Sir, we've detected you have Gnu/Linux installed.

Am I being detained?

I DIN DU NUFFINS

but it's dos/windows I using, and yes officer I've already sent all my personal data to NSA

>This literally happens in britcuckstan

OH YEAH? AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY FUCKING QUEEN! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I SHOOT YOU!

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>>58058169
>Queen's court

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You must be mistaken. I'm using Windows 10.

>>58058748
Tea Party

>>58058169
Is the queen a smug loli?

>>58058169
>Queen's court
Her authority isn't recognized in the Trumpire.

>>58058169
Wonder when the hell I became a known pedophile.

>>58058169
Give zero fucks because I'm not in the Queen's country...

>>58059003
>Wonder when the hell I became a known pedophile.

When you started using Gnu/Linux forums on your home internet connection.

>>58058773
>ubuntu

>>58060702
>implying normies will be able to tell the difference

"No comment"

>>58058169
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA! WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM?!? THIS ISN'T THE AMERICA I REMEMBER!

>>58061083
>Guy in OP is clearly 15 years old
>"THIS ISN'T THE AMERICA I REMEMBER!"

>>58058169
I DINDU NUFFIN!

>>58058169
Waco 2: electric boogaloo

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good luck circumventing my ENCRYPTED SYSTEM DRIVES

>>58061108
>You use encryption? Please come with us so we can break all your fingers till you decrypt your drive.

>>58058169
>Queen's court
Homosexuals judging Pedos? They're degenerates too! What gives them the right?

>>58061083
>freedom
>america
pick one, the entire continent is a piece of trash.

>>58061093
Kek

>>58061129
Only country in the world with guaranteed freedom of speech, right to bear arms, right against unreasonable searches and seizures, etc.

>>58061129
T. European fag

Lol go get jailed for asking Muhammed to take his dick out of your wife after 6 hours

>>58061148
>Only country in the world with guaranteed freedom of speech, right to bear arms, right against unreasonable searches and seizures, etc.
Implicating any of these rights are truly respected.

>>58061180
They are. If I wanted to, I can go outside in any major city and go on a nazi rant all I wanted to as long as I wasn't infringing on others rights. In Europe, you'll get arrested.

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>Queen's court

>>58061126
>tfw I don't know my randomly-generated 64 character-long passphrase which was stored on a microsd card I dissolved in acid right after hearing police ringing on my door, and I will probably die somewhere inside one of minilove's interrogation rooms

>>58061148
your whole sentence only show how clueless you fatfucks are about the world.

>guaranteed freedom of speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov16mLe1e8
yup, freedom

>right to bear arms
>implying that's a good thing
every thursday a fucked up white guy try to genocide an entire high school but mudslims are the real threat, am I right?

>right against unreasonable searches and seizures
There is no such thing as unreasonnable searches and seizures in first world countries because the justice is way way way less corrupted and actually do it job.

Your tv makes you go full vegetables before harrassing you with garbage ads and propaganda.
Your ISPs buttfuck you all the freaking time but noone bat an eye, you don't have the right to complaint so you deal with it.
the list goes on and on, I won't, ever, go back to that trash-tier land.

>>58061272
>CNN censorship
The freedom of speech is freedom from the government trying to suppress you. CNN being a cunt is legal, but they're still a cunt.

>every thursday a fucked up white guy try to genocide an entire high school but mudslims are the real threat, am I right?
Funny how every mass shooting over the past few years have been by brown people.

>There is no such thing as unreasonnable searches and seizures in first world countries because the justice is way way way less corrupted and actually do it job.
Are you baiting me or are you actually this stupid?

>>58061304

The whole Assange/Snowden thing should have make you realize how low your gvt think of you, its citizens, but you guys didn't act according to the threat, you ate the BS threw at you on tv and think of them as traitors.

>Funny how every mass shooting over the past few years have been by brown people.
That does not really matter, mass shooting happen anyways, that the real problem, give guns to retards and shit like that happen.