>"""""""""computer

>>58056207
This fucking thread again?

>>58056250
Brainlet that doesn't dream in code detected.

>/g/
>computer programmers

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>>58056207
You know I never met a sane person that went to collage early or have been homeschooled.
They turn into cutters, aspies, and/or entitled shits because they skipped grades in an American education system.
I even had a friend telling me how her slutty homeschooled friend threw a fucking sewing machine at her during her job, because my friend was too busy working to help this princess' cosplay.
>She works at a retro game store
>Crazy homeschooled bitch runs in and threw a sewing machine and supplies on the ground near him
>Screams "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU"
>Runs like a pussy before security arrested her at a food court
We should just beat our kids, not home school them or make them skip grades

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>>58056207
>"computer programmer"
>doesn't think in types
>can't compile dream types
>muh oo
>muh imperative / procedural
>typecheck error when sleeping
>error messages as dreams

>>58056207
Get this shitskin and his java bullshit the fuck out of here.

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suck my

>>58056207
Not this shit again newfag

>"programmer"
>doesnt dream in digital
>doesnt live in real time
>doesnt think in binary
>doesnt talk in ip
kys

>>58058467
>typecheck errors
>bad memory management

the fuck you even do this for man

I literally had a dream about writing an OpenGL renderer 2 weeks ago, I remember it vaguely made sense but undoubtedly my brain made up the code that I wrote and it most likely wouldn't work IRL.

I'm way ahead, I dream in binary

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>>58056250
I somehow miss the youtube link that i never watched...