>family wants to buy me presents for Christmas >can't

>iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

a chair?

>>58037500
already paid $500 to get myself an ergonomic one this year.

I would want an assisted suicide appointment

>>58037455

cheap books
baby clothes

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>>58037455
A nice pair of warm fuzzy slippers.

Alternatively, Christmas socks.

>>58037505
a new mattress?

>>58037455
A macbook pro with retina display with the emoji bar

>>58037505
YOU'RE THE GUY WHO ORDERED THE MACBOOK PRO AND MONITORS
YOU FAGGOT

>>58037455
Ifixit Pro tool kit

>>58037455
Donate to charity in your name.

Ask for a fleshlight.

Your family should have accepted the fact that you aren't continuing the family line.

My sister asked what I wanted and I said a 1TB WD Black or Blue. Can't go wrong with more storage.

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>>58037835
>not asking for your sister's butt-virginity for xmas

>>58037645
that guy's chair was like $900 wasn't it?

>>58037455
>>58037455
>he doesn't put things he sees into an amazon wishlist all year for just this purpose, or for just buying himself a little treat now and then
it's like you want a bad christmas

http://a.co/2U2au5Q

i intend to make out like a bandit this year

>>58037981
good taste

>>58037455
Fleshlight?

>>58037455
Gift cards supporting ypur hobbies, in case something pops up down the road (which it will).

>like hunting and outdoorsy shit: cabelas
>mainstream tech stuff: best buy
>a little bit of everything: Wal-Mart/amazon
>stuffing your fat fucking face: olive garden

Gift cards are the safest gift you could get someone, plus theyre incredibly convenient to receive.