>buy new phone >old one served reliably for years >turn

>>58013596
>buy new phone
>old one served reliably for years
>turn it off for the last time
>phone says "wow nobody even sends you anything anymore why did you waste your money"
>feel nothing

>>58013596
you're not supposed to get attached to technology, friendo

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>Buy new, expensive sick ass phone
>Old one was shit and only barely serviceable for a year
>Smash it with a hammer so no one can find the dick pics on it
>Last thing on my phone's browser are links to the new phone
>Get an erection so I can start taking dick picks with the new 1000 megapixel camera I have

>>58013640
the earpiece stopped working and I had to use speaker phone to make calls. I wouldn't have replaced it otherwise, fine piece of Finnish engineering.

>>58013646
I always do though because I like to buy high-end stuff and then keep the same device for 5-10 years rather than constantly look for a new one.

I think I shed a tear once when I was drinking with my old laptop.

>>58013596
If you drop a tear I'm low on lube and your mom's asshole is dry.

>>58013596

>spinning up a new VPS instance
>old one served reliably for ~90 days
>turn if off for the last time
>stdout says "System going down for system halt NOW!"
>silently think to myself 'ty for your service'