How would /g/ hack a neighbors Wi-Fi, other than hours of brute-force

>>58012233
brute-force on kali or hope that someone is dumb enough to use WEP

Ask them their dog's name.

>>58012233
>go to neighbors
>'oh hi I was wondering if you have some flour/sugar/onions/whatever to spare'
>while he's in the kitchen grab the router and take a pic of the bottom side

>>58012235
what if no time for that senpai - what do?
>>58012271
>>58012288
kek you cheeky fuckers

WPA attack with a fake AP

>>58012233
social engineering

>>58012294
>no time
MOM I WANT FREE INTERNET AND I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOW LALALALALALA
Fuck off idiot, pwning takes time and effort

>>58012373
Would require hardware, assuming I'm stuck with a shitty laptop.
>>58012383
Examples?
>>58012396
No, neither am I in need of hacking my neighbor for wifi nor do I actually want it now, I'm just presenting a hypothetical situation that would answer my question. Stop raging faggot.

>>58012488
Talking to people, getting chummy with them that they give their wifi password

>>58012524
That would require actual social skills, see the problem?

>>58012629
So you have no social nor technical skills
Sounds to me like you're shit out of luck

>>58012396
>Fuck off idiot, pwning takes time and effort
this is why I can't watch TV where anything involves computers.
As with any other sport or show of skill, clearly the fastest typing is the best hacking.