Hi /g/, I have a problem. I have a friend from who wanted me to come over and watch a movie on Netflix with her.
Of course, I refused. I explained to her that it was unethical for me to watch Netflix as it would mean I am voluntarily using nonfree software, and I would be indirectly supporting Netflix's stance on content chained by DRM. I told her the term "Netflix and chill" was harmful because it's normalizing Netflix as the norm for television content.
She hasn't spoken to me since, and when I tried to talk to her at school and she pretended I didn't exist. I saw her yesterday with another man, a black man. I feel terrible. Can /g/ tell me what I should do?
>>57988860
lol solid bait
What sort of Kino did she want to watch with you?
>>57988860
Work on the fluidity of the bait, and you've got something solid. Maybe try a sad selfie from the internet to go along with it?
>>57988860
Despite this being satire it's mostly true for 99% of you /g/ neckbeard losers.
>OS X? Enjoy overpriced computing
>iPhone? My LeMeme Xi 7 has a higher res screen
>Chrome? Nice botnet
/g/ cockblocks itself after every sentence
>>57988860
>I saw her yesterday with another man, a black man
dodged a bullet son
>>57988860
Invite her over to pluck and eat the breakfast cereal from your neckbeard sometime, remarking that she looks like someone who likes her food.
>>57988860
All black men are free, so you should offer to lick his asshole while he is balls deep in your friend.
Mods please delete
>>57988860
9/10
Nice blog.
>>57989033
Solid? Black man part went too far.
>>57988860
It's all about the D, brother...DRM that is. We at the FSF appreciate you declining to commit evil. Rub a bird's feathers and compile a little software for Parabola. It might make take your mind off the pain and keep your from realizing there are better alternatives to the FSF's recommendations.
>>57988860
I know that pasta.
>>57989845
Kill yourself, shit for brains.
One of the funniest baits I've ever seen on this board
>>57988860
/tv/ you're leaking, come pick up you spills
>>57989937
Mods please delete