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QUICK
WRITE A PROGRAM THAT OUTPUTS HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL
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public class HelloWorld {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.print("Hello World!")
}
}>>
>>57969007
What if I want to brush your tail anyways?
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>>57969007
How would an anime even force me to do something?
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#!/bin/sh
echo 'Hello World'
Can I brush it anyway?
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>>57969078
You're going to say no to a cute loli like that? Imagine how happy you'll make her.
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>>57969007
main() {
println!("Hello, world!");
}
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>>57969007
>slowly and deliberately unplugs desktop
Oops.
I guess I'll have to get the brush.
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Output (8,1,"Hello World")
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>>57969089
>boobs
>loli
pick one
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print('Hello World')
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>>57969007
print("I want to brush your tail")
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#include <studio.h>
int main() {
printf("hello world");
return zero;
}
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>>57969007
Who else is waiting for the mods?
Just me?
Oh... Okay...
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#include <stdio.h>
main(){
printf("Hello world!")
}
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++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
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>>57969007#include <stdio.h>
void *main(void)
{
printf("%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c", 0x48, 0x65, 0x6c, 0x6c, 0x6f, 0x20, 0x77, 0x6f, 0x72, 0x6c, 0x64, 0x0a);
return NULL;
}
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h = "H"
e = "e"
l = "l"
l2 = "l"
o = "o"
space = " "
w = "w"
o2 = "o"
r = "r"
l3 = "l"
d = "d"
exclamation_mark = "!"
print(h + e + l + l2 + o + space + w + o2 + r + l3 + d + exclamation_mark)
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>>57969007
But... but I want to brush it...
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#include <openssl/sha.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
void increment (char *data, size_t length)
{
if (length == 0) {
return;
}
if (*data < 127) {
++*data;
} else {
*data = 0;
increment (data+1, length-1);
}
}
int main (void)
{
char data[15] = {0};
size_t length = sizeof(data);
unsigned char hello_hash[SHA_DIGEST_LENGTH] = {
0x9d, 0x57, 0xe2, 0xb0, 0xaa,
0x39, 0x17, 0x4a, 0x76, 0x84,
0xc1, 0xfb, 0x9c, 0xd0, 0xda,
0xb7, 0xf8, 0x13, 0xe7, 0xac,
};
while (1) {
unsigned char hash[SHA_DIGEST_LENGTH];
SHA1(data, length, hash);
if (memcmp(hello_hash, hash, SHA_DIGEST_LENGTH) == 0) {
printf("%s", data);
return 0;
}
increment(data, length);
}
}
eventually
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hello world
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>>57969007
<?php
echo "Hello world!";
?>
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default {
state_entry() {
llSay(0, "HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL");
}
}
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>>57969052awk 'NR == 3
{
for(i=6 i<NF; i++)
{
print $i
}
}
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Main ()
{
Cout ("hello world also can i brush it?")
}
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>>57969007
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niggers = "Hello world!"
print(niggers)
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++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
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>>57970181
>>57969275
>When someone beats you to it
:[
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>>57969007
Can't do it, guess I'll have to brush your tail.
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print("Hello, world!")>>
>>57969078
How would a picture on the Internet tell me what to do?
I ain't gonna write you a single line of code.
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10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10
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javascript:b=document.body;b.innerHTML="";b.style.overflow="hidden";c=document.createElement("canvas");r=(a)=>Math.random()*a;x=c.getContext("2d");for(Z in x)x[Z[0]+(Z[6]||Z[2])]=x[Z];w=c.width=innerWidth;h=c.height=innerHeight;b.appendChild(c);x.textAlign="center";x.lineWidth=3;n=()=>{requestAnimationFrame(n);x.fillStyle="rgba(255,255,255,0.2)";x.fc(0,0,w,h);x.font=80+r(10)+"px comic sans ms";x.sv();x.ta(w/2+r(10),h/2+r(10));x.rt(Math.sin(new Date)/10);x.sT("Hello world",r(5),r(5));x.rr()};n();
Put it into the address bar and have fun
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>Quiz</title>
</head>
<body>
<p>Hello world!</p>
</body>
</html>
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>>57970738
Also note, on Chrome (at least), Copy/paste strips the initial "javascript:" (probably to avoid XSS). So you're gonna have to put it back manually
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>>57969007#!/bin/sh
printf 'HELLO WORLD OR I'\''LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL'
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// coded this on my phone pls no bully
document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", function(event) {
var element = document.createElement("span") ;
element.innerHTML = "Hello World!";
document.body.appendChild(element);
});
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const logText = opts => {
if (
opts
&& opts.text
&& opts.text.length
&& opts.text.length === seedText.length
&& console
&& console.log
&& typeof console.log === "function"
) {
console.log(opts.text.join(""));
}
};
const seedText = "Hello world";
let textToLog = [];
Array(seedText.length).fill().map((_, i) => {
typeof i === "number"
&& (seedText[i] != undefined)
&& (textToLog.length < seedText.length)
&& (textToLog.push(seedText[i]));
});
logText({ text: [...textToLog].map(char => char && (char)) });
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(=<`#9]~6ZY32Vx/4Rs+0No-&Jk)"Fh}|Bcy?`=*z]Kw%oG4UUS0/@-ejc(:'8dc
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HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "Hello world."
KTHXBYE
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"Hello world";
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(print "HELLO WORLD")
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Echo "Good luck reinventing the wheel progfags"
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"Hey can you say the words "Hello World"? Trust me it's important."
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>>57969007I'm going to brush that tail
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>>57970098
>tens and tens of lines of codes just to output "hello world"
Sepples truly is the worst.
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>say "Hello world"
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>>57969191
you got 2 choices:
1. Write hello world program
2. Brush tail
what's it going to be faggot?
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@echo off
:start
echo "hello world"
goto start
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Here you go:#define/**/install/**/0[x]=045;p(j);p(k);for(;;){++l;m++;++q;r++;
#define gentoo if((l-44)>>6){p(l);p(l);break;}}m|=3;q^=27;p(m); \
r+=6;t>>=2;t+=7;p(t);p(q);p(m);p(r);p(l) ;p(s); t++;p(t) ;p(10);}
#define/**/i/**/int/*/a/ /b/ /c/ /d/ /e/ /f/ /g/ /gif/ /h/ /hr/*/
#define/**/c/* */char/*/k/ /m/ /o/ /p/ /r/ /s/ /t/ /u/ /v/ /vg/*/
#define/**/Anonymous/**/1[x] b-1;i Mon b;j+=4;k++;i a=// /vr/ /w/
#define/* */b/* */=0144/* /wg/ /i/ /ic/ /r9k/ /s4s/ /cm/ /hm/ */
c x[2];i j b,No b,k b,l b,m b,q b,r b,s b,t b;main(){ //lgbt/ /y/
#define p(o) printf(x, o) //3/ /aco/ /adv/ /an/ /asp/ /biz/ /cgl/
Anonymous 12/12/16*(Mon)*19;55;11*No*57972012;
install gentoo
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#include<studio.h>
#include<strings.h>
char toPrint[10];
char setString[10];
int sizeof;
void startLoop(int sizeof, char string[]){
for(int i = 0; i <= sizeof; i++){
setLetterArray(setString[i], sizeof);
}
printOutput(sizeof);
}
void printOutput(int sizeof){
for(int i = 0; i <= sizeof; i++){
printf("%c", toPrint[i]);
}
}
void setLetterArray(char letter, int sizeof){
if(!finalized){
for(int i = 0; i <= sizeof; i++){
if(toPrint[i] == ''){
toPrint[i] = letter;
}
}
}
}
int main(){
strcpy(setString, "hello world");
startLoop(strlen(toPrint), toPrint);
}
}
Did it work? No? Guess I'll have to brush, then
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org 0x100
mov dx, msg
mov ah, 9
int 0x21
mov dl, 0x0d
mov ah, 2
int 0x21
mov dl, 0x0a
mov ah, 2
int 0x21
mov ah, 0x4c
int 0x21
msg db 'Hello world, lemme brush dat tail!$'
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>>57969007
console.log("HELLO WORLD");
Also i will still brush your tail i am a weaboo faggot with no friends or social skills.
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main = putStrLn "Hello, world."
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console.log("Hello World");>>
console.log('cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen'.replace(/.*/,'hello world'))
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>>57969007public class HelloWorld {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello, World");
}
}
Can i pat chen instead?
>>57969078
>Anime
>>57969089
>loli
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>>57973319
console.log("faggot thinks he knows regex hello world".replace(/.*x /,''))
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#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main (){
cout<<"Hello, World"<<endl;
return 0;
}
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>>57969007
I, uh.... can't do it!
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print("Hello world.")
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#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
puts("Hello world!");
return 0;
}
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>>57969127
They're called oppailolis, friendo
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#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
const char helloWorld[] = { 72, 101, 108, 108, 111, 32, 119, 111, 114, 108, 100, 33, 0 };
printf("%s\n", helloWorld);
system("pause");
return 0;
}
it just works
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>>57969007(format t "Hello, world")
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>>57969007
<code> print 'dlrow olleh' [::-1]
</code>
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Hello world
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>touch fluffy tail
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>>57970207
/thread
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const int main[] = {
-443987883, 440, 113408, -1922629632,
4149, 899584, 84869120, 15544,
266023168, 1818576901, 1461743468, 1684828783,
-1017312735
};
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some people need to consider suicide
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>>57976458
>implying I don't like once a week
Ha ha, joke's on you!
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>>57974547
>system()
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>>57969007<html>
<body>
<h1> Fuck this Autistic Thread </h1>
<p>Hello World!</p>
</body>
</html>
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console.log("Hello World!");>>
>>57976546
>program
Markup languages are not programming
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package "nigger"
import "fmt"
func main() {
fmt.Println("hello world")
fmt.Println("also OP is a nigger")
}
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>>57969127
>>57974396
Lolis with tits are a thing but I wouldn't call that image if Ran a loli. It's just a cute art style.
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Excuse me#!/usr/bin/perl
my @letters = ('a'..'z',' ','!');
my $string;
sub create_string {
for ($i=0;$i<=11;$i++) {
$string = $string . $letters[int rand @letters];
};
if ($string =~ 'hello world!') {
print $string;
} else {
$string = '';
create_string();
}
}
create_string();
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>>57977547
Also can I brush your tail while it executes?
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>>57970752
firefox does this too (at least on my machine)
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>>57969007#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char** argv){
printf("Hello world!\n");
return 0;
}
But... can I brush your tail anyway? It looks so cute and fluffy, like you. :blush:
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>>57969007puts (
%w{72 101 108 108 111 32 87 111 114 108 100}
.map { |nr| nr.to_i.chr }
.join
)
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>>57969490
kek
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>>57977862
>not checking the return value of printf
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>>57977862
>char** argv
It's "char *argv[]" actually
kys
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int main()
{
cout << "Hello world!" << endl;
return 0;
}
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>>57969007#!/usr/bin/env python print "HELLO WORLD"
>>57969052
>>57969088
>>57969096
>>57969119
>>57969138
>>57969177
>>57969223
> MFW bitches don't know their request was case-sensitive
>>57969936
This guy's got the right idea!
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>>57974396
Doesn't exist out of animu.
Shit taste, bro.
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>>57978341
Nice one liner you got there. Shame that it's just a useless comment.
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SELECT 'I want to brush the fluffy tail' FROM dual;
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>>57969007#!/bin/sh
echo "HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL"
chmod +x program.sh
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>>57976512
What's wrong with it?
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>>57977547
I'm aware that this is a joke but jesus fucking christ
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(cond "hello world")
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"HELLO WORLD"
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>>57977547
kek
>>
<div>Hello world</div>
joke's on you i can't program
gimme the brush
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>>57969007
your tail is pretty and fluffy please let me brushy brushy
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>>57969007
import "fmt"
func main() {
fmt.Println("Still will brush tail")
}
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w-wait a minute, what if I want to brush the tail?
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Import l, s, x;
define main{
short.var(`HELLO WORLD`);
out.var;
end}
e.main{};
terminate;
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>>57969007
cringe thread?
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#include <stdio.h>
int main
{
puts("HELLO WORLD");
}
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>>57970922
I think you mean#!/bin/sh
printf 'HELLO WORLD OR I'\''LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL\n'
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>>57969007
>In ArnoldC
ITS SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "Hello World"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
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>>57969007
RAN SHAMAAAA
10/10 would brush the tail
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++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
>>
#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>
class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;
string() : size(0), ptr(new char[1]) { ptr[0] = 0; }
string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}
~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}
friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
string &operator=(const char *);
};
ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr);
}
string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}
int main()
{
string str;
str = "Hello World";
cout << str << endl;
return(0);
}
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>>57969007puts 'can i pet the tail while i brush it?'
>>
>>57978030char **argv == char *argv[]
>>
echo "hello world"
>>
>>57969007
@echo off
echo "Hello, World!"
pause
>>
>>57969007
Quite possibly the dumbest thread I've ever seen
>>
>>57969007
I'm sorry, I'm a failure of a programmer, I guess I'll have to brush your tail then.
>>
>>57969007
please, let me just brush your tail instead of writing a program, desu
>>
>>57969007
print ("HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL")
>>
>>57982454
did you come here just yesterday?
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>>57969007PROGRAM HELLO
PRINT '(A)', 'HELLO WORLD'
END PROGRAM
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>>57969007PROGRAM HELLOWORLD
PRINT*, "Hello, world!"
END PROGRAM
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>>57969317
OK I lold
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>>57969007#include <stdout>
#include <string>
int main() {
string helloWorld = "";
helloWorld += "H";
helloWorld += "e";
helloWorld += "l";
helloWorld += "l";
helloWorld += "o";
helloWorld += " ";
helloWorld += "W";
helloWorld += "o";
helloWorld += "r";
helloWorld += "l";
helloWorld += "d";
helloWorld += "!";
cout << helloWorld << endl;
return 0;
}
>>
>>57983102
Doesn't compile.
>>
import os
# hello world by pookesh 2016
# dont know how 2 print in the python, so using system thing
os.system('echo hello world')
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print 'brushy brushy'
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<script>
document.body.innerHTML='';
for (i=0;i<100;i++) {
document.body.innerHTML+='Hello World<br>';
}
</script>
>>
>>57983153
Excuse my autism, haven't done C++ in a while! ^_^#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;
int main() {
string H = "H";
string e = "e";
string l1 = "l";
string l2 = "l";
string o = "o";
string space = " ";
string W = "W";
string o = "o";
string r = "r";
string l3 = "l";
string d = "d";
string exclamationPoint = "!";
string helloWorld = H + e + l1 + l2 + o + space + W + o + r + l3 + d + exclamationPoint;
const bool printHelloWorld = true;
if (printHelloWorld) {
cout << helloWorld << endl;
}
return 0;
}
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Get with the times, everyone#!/usr/bin/env python
# modern web3.0 hello world
import websocket
def on_open(wsocket):
#sending payload
wsocket.send('Hello World')
def on_message(wsocket, message):
print(message)
wsocket.close()
def on_error(wsocket, error):
print('websocket error')
websocket.enableTrace(False)
wsocket = websocket.WebSocketApp("ws://echo.websocket.org", on_message = on_message, on_error = on_error)
wsocket.on_open = on_open
wsocket.run_forever()
>>
>>
>>57969007
echo hello world
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private static class HelloWorldHelper {
private static final String RESULT = "Hello World!";
private static final char[] CONTENT = new char[RESULT.length()];
static {
char[] resultChars = RESULT.toCharArray();
for (int i = 0; i < resultChars.length; i++) {
CONTENT[i] = resultChars[i];
}
}
public static String print() {
if (!Arrays.equals(CONTENT, RESULT.toCharArray()))
throw new IllegalStateException("Error parsing result");
System.out.println(RESULT);
return new String(CONTENT);
}
}
public static void main(String[] args) {
String helloWorld = HelloWorldHelper.print();
if (!helloWorld.equals(HelloWorldHelper.RESULT))
throw new IllegalStateException("Printed result is incorrect")
}
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>>57973855
"sorry".replace(/^/,"not ")
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>>57969007print("Hello world")
>>
ECHO "Hello World"
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>>57969007(=<`#9]~6ZY32Vx/4Rs+0No-&Jk)"Fh}|Bcy?`=*z]Kw%oG4UUS0/@-ejc(:'8dc
>>
>>57975143
this.
>>
package main
func main() {
println("Hello world")
}
>>
#include <iostream>
namespace __hidden__ {
struct print {
bool space;
print() : space(false) {}
~print() { std::cout << std::endl; }
template <typename T>
print &operator , (const T &t) {
if (space) std::cout << ' ';
else space = true;
std::cout << t;
return *this;
}
};
}
#define print __hidden__::print(),
int main() {
int a = 1, b = 2;
print "this is a test";
print "the sum of", a, "and", b, "is", a + b;
return 0;
}
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;
ORG 3000H
;
START LD HL,HELLO
LD A,0AH ; @dsply
RST 28H
LD A,16H ; @exit
RST 28H
HELLO DB 'Hello World',13
END START
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>>57969007%include "io.mac"
.DATA
hello_msg db 'Hello World!',0
.CODE
.STARTUP
PutStr hello_msg
.EXIT
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>>57969007
My program's hitting the ideone time limit but maybe someone else can get it to work?
http://ideone.com/ef5eADconst chars = "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!";
const target = "Hello World!";
var str = "";
while(str !== target) {
if(str.length < target.length) {
str += chars[Math.floor(Math.random() * chars.length)];
} else {
console.log("Attempt failed: " + str);
str = "";
}
}
console.log(str);
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>>57984190
That's pretty neat, anon.
Variadic templates are incredibly powerful.
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>>57984494
Ah I forgot a space in my original 'chars' variable.
But I've been running this locally for upwards of 5 minutes and it still hasn't brute-forced me a "Hello World!". It should work in theory, though. Can I brush your tail in the meantime?
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>>57969007
<code>
public class printizzleHelloWorldizzle{
public static void main(String[] args){
//ma nizzle
System.out.println("Hellizzle Worldizzle");
}
}
</code>
>>
>>57984494
>>57984728
> 1 / ( 6.1478 * 10^20 ) chance
It will take some time. Sit back and relax.
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>>57984879
Where'd you get 6.1478 and 10^20? I'm just curious, I suck at math.
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>>57980877
What?
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ldx #$0b
lp lda txt,x
sta $0400,x
dex
bpl lp
rts
txt
!scr "HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL"
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>>57980877
It actually would work if he did it right#!/usr/bin/python3 -cprint("HELLO WORLD")
chmod +x it and execute the file directly
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>>57977547
Oh fugg.
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>>57969315
Hm... Couldn't you do something clever like assemble the log instances from a stream that reads a string value?
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>>57984974
Each position can holdlen( "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM! " ) == 54different varaints and there islen( "Hello World!" ) == 12positions. Values can repeat.
So there is 54^12 possible variants == 614787626176508399616. Its basic combinatorics man, go read it. It simple yet very usefull in programming.
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>>57985984
Thats some fucked up formating.
Values in positions i meant. So its possible to have "qqqqqqqqqqqq" and such.
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print "poo"
>>
module Program
[<EntryPoint>]
let main args =
printfn "HELLO WORLD"
0
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10 print "hello world"
20 goto 10
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(princ "hello world!")
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>>57969052
Java is so fucking ugly holy shit
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PRINT *, "Hello World!"
END
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>>5796900710 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END
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import basc_py4chan as py4c; print(' '.join(py4c.Board('g').get_thread(57969007).topic.text_comment.split(' ')[6:]))>>
>>57985984
>It simple yet very usefull in programming.
Seconding this. Combinators is probably the most useful branch of mathematics I've ever studied, as a programmer.
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>>57992723
>Combinators
meant to write combinatorics, I just woke up
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#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout << "Hello World!" << endl;
return 0;
}
[code/]
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>>57969007
@echo off
cls
echo hello world
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puts "hello world"
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Not gonna do it. Pls appear.
If trips then she manifests next to me
>>57969007
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>>57993758
>>
>>57969007
brushie brushie
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>>57969177
kill your're selve
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>>57970181
brain is definitely fucked
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>>57969191
Better /jp/ than /pol/ or /v/.
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Console.log(Hello World);
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fn main() {
println!("Hello World");
}
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def opisafaget():
print('hello world')
opisafaget()
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$ cat
hello world^D
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ADD 8
UNTIL 0
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 4
UNTIL 0
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 2
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 3
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 3
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 1
MOV LEFT, P
MOV LEFT, P
MOV LEFT, P
MOV LEFT, P
SUB 1
END
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 1
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 1
MOV RIGHT, P
SUB 1
MOV RIGHT, P
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 1
UNTIL 0
MOV RIGHT, P
END
MOV LEFT, P
SUB 1
END
MOV RIGHT, P
MOV RIGHT, P
MOV OUT, P
MOV RIGHT, P
SUB 3
MOV OUT, P
ADD 7
MOV OUT, P
MOV OUT, P
ADD 3
MOV OUT, P
MOV RIGHT, P
MOV RIGHT, P
MOV OUT, P
MOV LEFT, P
SUB 1
MOV OUT, P
MOV LEFT, P
MOV OUT, P
ADD 3
MOV OUT, P
SUB 6
MOV OUT, P
SUB 8
MOV OUT, P
MOV RIGHT, P
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 1
MOV OUT, P
MOV RIGHT, P
ADD 2
MOV OUT, P
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#include<iostream>
int main(){long long c[]{8022916924116329800,6581362};printf("%s",c);}
>>
"HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL"
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Linux-only, most convoluted but efficient way. I got rid of error-checking code because of size constraints.#define _GNU_SOURCE
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <limits.h>
#include <errno.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <fcntl.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/wait.h>
#include <sys/uio.h>
struct participant {
int buf_fds[2];
int pipe_fds[2];
void (*fptr)(void *);
pid_t pid;
};
void child(void *data)
{
struct participant *p = data;
splice(p->pipe_fds[0], NULL, STDOUT_FILENO, NULL, INT_MAX, 0);
close(p->pipe_fds[0]);
exit(EXIT_SUCCESS);
}
int main()
{
struct participant p;
/* creating pipes specially to get kernel buffers to play with */
pipe(p.buf_fds);
/* pipe to child process */
pipe(p.pipe_fds);
/* fork */
p.fptr = child;
p.pid = fork();
if (p.pid == 0) {
/* child */
close(p.pipe_fds[1]);
p.fptr(&p);
} else {
/* parent */
close(p.pipe_fds[0]);
}
/* parent main routine:
* "gift" string to first kernel buffer (vmsplice) so that
* subsequent calls don't involve a page copy,
* then "flush" kernel buffers to child (splice) */
char s[] = "hello, world!\n";
struct iovec iov = { s, sizeof(s) };
ssize_t sz = vmsplice(p.buf_fds[1], &iov, 1, SPLICE_F_GIFT);
splice(p.buf_fds[0], NULL, p.pipe_fds[1], NULL, sz, SPLICE_F_MOVE);
wait(NULL);
close(p.pipe_fds[1]);
return 0;
}
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>>57993771
>no trips
now she's mine
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>>57969007IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. HELLOWORLD.
DATA DIVISION.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
01 HELLO-STR PIC X(13) VALUE IS "HELLO WORLD!"
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
HELLO-PARA.
DISPLAY HELLO-STR.
STOP RUN.
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Not using god tier Visual Basic in Visual Studio 2015 Community Edition
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>>57999260
>not using 2017
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>>57999260
>gloating about being a cuckold
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>>57999260
Step up your game senpai
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PROGRAM HW
WRITE (*,*) "HELLO WORLD"
END PROGRAM HW
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>>57969007
#!/bin/python3
print("HELLO WORLD OR I'LL MAKE YOU BRUSH MY TAIL")
There you are.
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echo "Hello World!"
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