What are you excited for with CES 2017 right around the corner?

im excited for the dork tears when the thinkpad retro either doesnt get announced or does get announced and the specs suck

cool if someone other than msi announces a low profile 1050ti and it's for sale somewhere other than one swedish website

>>57960839
fag

amd booth babes are professional dominatrices who'll stomp your nuts on the showroom floor for free

auto blow 2.0: blow harder

>>57960839
I stopped going to CES when they stopped allowing the porno people to be on the second floor of the convention center. They used to be wild days, you could take pictures with your favorite porn star, grabbing their asses or tits. Meanwhile, some autist downstairs was trying to sell you a "revolutionary" programmable remote. LOL. No thanks, neckbeard. All the action is upstairs. They ultimately disallowed the porn industry from being there, and they started their own Adult Con a week apart from CES. I wonder if that's still happening?

20,000,000 800x480 tn screens get desoldered out of unsold chink tablets and put into some other dumb form factor that tech journals will jerk off over

we have a smartwatch/3d tv/iot mcguffin that you'll really want to buy this time

HOW MANY 18650 LI-IO CELLS CAN I STICK INTO MY ANUS BEFORE I TAKE DOWN THE BIG ENERGY COMPANIES

herro we rucky goldstar we put webos into panini pless now it smart panini pless you buy you buy now

hey there young people its me that fucking guy from black eyed peas here to talk to you about the new QCA6174A wi-fi chipset from qualcomm

Nvidia GeForce GTX 1080 Ti
Nvidia Shield Android TV with Tegra Parker Pascal GPU

hip young startup from oakland unveils a dumb tv so you can watch broadcast television purely, purposefully, and without all the distraction of built in apps and internet connectivity (ps its a kickstarter product delivery expected q4 2018)

its a fitbit for your leather sex swing

this new smartphone is also piss resistant

>>57961280
Vizio already sells these as their budget line

>>57961429
Yes, but it's not a hipster enough name.
They'll probably release a 30" OLED Curved TV with a 90's CRT looking bezel and call it the Watchie or something.

>>57960839
Waiting for Lenovo to buttblast Applel with the new Thinkpad t570/t470/x270/x1 series. Maybe even drop "retro" shell to insta-orgasm everyone.
Make it happen Lenovo!