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Rust meme again

Anything that isn't C/C++/Lua/Lisp is retard tier and must be vanished.

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>>57951533
>JavaScript > C

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>>57951533

>>57951533
Nice chili. Got a recipe?

Rust > every language ever invented > scheme > go > everything else.

>>57951574
Why people hate Go so much?

Just 'cause it makes you realize what a worthless piece of shitty pajeet coder you are, not mastering such a simple yet powerful language?

pls kys

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>>57951533
YUO HAVE MEMED ME FOR THE LAST TIME MEMEBOI
PREPARE TO GET FUCKED

I'm collecting a list of up and coming meme languages.

TIER 1
Go, Swift, Rust

TIER 2
D, Scala, Groovy, Clojure, Julia, F# 

TIER 3
Nim, Kotlin, Frege, Red, Elixir, Crystal 
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Anything I should add or change?

>>57952969
Because it's really only good for a couple of different types of software--it's not very general purpose. Also Rob Pike has apparently become a homosexual.

>>57953318
That's bullshit.
Both of your assertions.

Go is very general purpose, even without generics (which is the only thing that really lacks).

Its GC is probably the best out there, language itself is born for high level concurrency and thus easily achievable parallelism.

Moreover, interface-based type checking is da shit, never more stong interfaces dependencies (which, coming from Java, is really good)

>>57953750
My sides!
How about you make like your language and go fuck yourself?

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>>57951533
>that list
We really should have a mandatory minimum IQ to post on /g/

>>57952969
Go is the antithesis of powerful, and is also almost as unsafe as C (the only thing it fixes is memory-related issues, which rust does infinitely better on account of not having a GC, and yet it keeps all the other lack of safety like the standard library segfaulting when the environment isn't as expected instead of failing gracefully).

>>57953287

Yeah you should use a lowercase c in [/Code]

>>57953287
What do the tiers signify

>>57954301

 NIGGER [\code]

I'm just testing yo

>>57954486

 OH SNAP
i forgot that it is another wobblywibbly tilted | sign

KEK

Go is Cs predecessor. It's the language that will actually replace C, mark my words.

>>57955443
>Go is Cs predecessor
what did he mean by this

>>57955443
>Go is Cs predecessor. It's the language that will actually be replaced by C, mark my words.
FTFY and I agree with this statement.

>>57954383
1 hipster
2 literally jvm language
3 memes

>>57955478
Julia and D are independent, F# is .net and not jvm, so that can't be it, nevermind the fact that the tier 1 languages are less hipster than the tier 2 ones. Although tier 3 is definitely pure memes.

>>57954383
Overhyped
DOA
Memery

Java > everything

>>57951533
>javascript

topkek<

>>57957379
how much do you get paid to TA for compsci 101?

>>57951533
Lua >= C > literally anything else

>>57957442
But is it better than HTML?

>>57957451
If we're shitposting then sure
If we're talking honestly then I consider them in completely different categories

>>57957451
KEK

>>57953287
Coffeescript in tier 9001