Let's build a PC /g/ > Dubs = 1 component Rolling

USB onahole warmer

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i5 4690k KEK

>>57878870
I5 2520m

>>57878870
Trackball

pentium 1

>>57878870
Xeon E7-8890 v4

>>57878870
GTX 1060

Nvidia 480

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Pentium 4 HT 3.8GHz

>>57879033
kek

floppy disc drive

Xeon 1231v3

Use a tomato box as a case.
Wear pilot googles all the time.
Mutilate your .....

AMD FX-9590

zip drive, trips for 2 zip drives check em

1 usb c port

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>>57878870
shoebox

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No USB ports

A zilog Z80.

>>57879155
looks like we got our case boys, rolling again for 1gb of ddr 2 ram

>>57879033
>>57879155
Rolling for mousewheel generator power supply

SAS drive

no usb ports or cd drives, but a floppy disk drive instead

An advance or eden power supply. Any.

No component with physical moving parts

>>57878870
its gotta have at least 3 fire wire ports

rerolling for zip drive

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>>57879170

64 GiB RAM

80 MiB IDE HDD

Twin 24" Sony CRT Monitors

Mountain dew dispenser

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60gb hdd running windows me

All the NSA's harddrives

>>57879186
rolling for mouse food

512 KB Ram

Components glued on instead of screws

8k monitor

2gb of 666mhz ddr ram
In 4x512mb sticks

Mouse on the left side

>>57879211
>gtx 480
>8k monitor
>shoebox

Ok this is a housefire

>>57879033
>>57879155
>>57879200
>>57879211

>>57879211
>>57879200
>>57879155
>>57879033


So a shoebox case, an 8K screen, GTX 480, and some mouse food...

Pentium 4 Extreme Edition

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this

a typewriter as a keyboard

>>57879244
oh boy.

This shoe box is gonna blow

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80mm delta fan to go with the P4

>>57879229
sounding like a beefy fucking build so far. Lets get a fucking Pentium III celeron 533mhz in that bitch for sick performance

>>57879244
going to need to OC the fuck out of it.

synaptic dildo for mouse input

>>57879259
nope, P4 extreme motherfucker
>>57879244

>>57878870
We need a 20 inch box fan to cool the system, anyone agree? Superior airflow am i right?

A potato

Pentium 4 housefire edition™

install gentoo

>>57879248
>Date: 1996
>Platform: DOS
>Comments: Unfortunatelly, schematics and firmware have been lost.

>>57879270
Gotta use a small fan to feed the flames.

>>57879276
re-rolling for this

2001 Biostar motherboard

SoundBlaster Live 5.1

Chinkshit 1500w power supply with no pci connectors, molex only

magic trackpad

>>57879300
got some SICK sounds for our system now bois

>>57879244
>>57879033
>>57879155
>>57879200
>>57879211

>16 GiB RAM Meme

>>57879308
Rolling for this

>>57879309
Slackware

a R.A.T. 7 mouse.

20 meters of rgb leds

G E N T O O
E
N
T
O
O

>>57878870
Rolling...
Mousepad with boobs

A fresh install of SOLUS :^)

The hashtag key

Ultrastar Archive Ha10 SMR HDD

A clitmouse, not the rest of a keyboard

Windows XP.

Clit mouse

Windows 2000

Windows XP, please.

32 MB RAM

Asus z10 and gtx 1080 with liquid cooling

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>>57879366
Were you thinking of this?

ASUS P5Q PRO TURBO motherboard

P45 chipset, 4 DDR2 slots (16GiB, 1300MHz max, non-ecc, unbuffered)
8 phase power, to not immediately blow up with that P4, also has a turbo key kek

Ubuntu

>>57879381
Roll

X99a motherboard MSI godlike gaming carbon

>>57879385
yep hahaha

>>57879366
Mouse
>>57879322
PSU
>>57879300
sound
>>57879244
CPU
>>57879033
GPU
>>57879155
Case
>>57879200
Mouse food
>>57879211
Monitor

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>>57879403

Windows XP

>>57879411
mother fucker

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40gb IDE hdd with Temple OS

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>>57878870

Mac os

>>57878870
200 micro SD card as boot drive

>>57879422
oh, c'mon...

>>57879422
>>57879411
>>57879366
>>57879322
>>57879300
>>57879244
>>57879211
>>57879200
>>57879155
>>57879033

Mineral oil cooling...

>>57879389
roll

>>57879422
Fuck
You

>>57879422
Now we won't get haxxed
Also rolling for second GPu gtx 1080

>>57879441
literally just needs motherboard and RAM now.

We need to have our gaymen led's.
Who will take us seriously without them?

>>57879411
Oh lawdy

Rolling for mousepad with boobs

>>57879457
Asus z10

Asus p5kpl-am epu

>>57879457
Asus A68HM-K motherboard

>>57879479
Fine then, 512 KB of ram.

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Philips SHQ3000 for sound peripheral

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8gb USB as RAM

>>57879466
Holy shit, we have a motherboard that is actually compatible with our P4 EE CPU.

Lets go ahead and get the P4-670 (highest clocked P4 EE available)

Animu mousepad with boobs

2 Zip Diskette Drives

1gb SSD

Asus Z170 Pro GAYming motherboard

Nanya 256MiB DDR2

(Nanya 256 MB DDR2 240 Pin DIMM PC2-5300U 667 MHz NT256T64UH4A1FY-3C.0719.X3.TW)

Chink Table fan for cooling

>>57879488
fuck

How will we cool this beast?

>>57879555
Well tou could have suggested something.
Mr trips

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>>57879555
YOU FUCKED UP TRIPS! >:(

>>57879555
NO COOLING

Liquid cooling

Cum instead of thermalpaste

Macaffee antivirus

>>57879574
Pussy juices as the liquid

Box cooler

If we complete the pc before 300 and all the hardware is compatible, I'll try to build it.

CoolChip Sandia as a cooler

A webcam you can never turn off, even if you unplug it. That way the NSA can watch you 24/7

>>57879586
Roll

>>57879600
Rolling for tape to cover it

>>57879555
usb fan that's connected to the PC itself for cooling.

>>57879599
oh boy, a meme cooler

>>57879600
tape to cover it

Doused in oil as cooler

cooking oil as cooler

>>57879598
Well, you spoke up at the right time

Webcam
>>57879600

CPU Cooler
>>57879599

RAM
>>57879488

MOBO
>>57879466


OS
>>57879422

Keyboard
>>57879411


Mouse
>>57879366
>>57879385

PSU
>>57879322
>>57879308


CPU
>>57879244

Monitor
>>57879211

Mouse Food
>>57879200

Case
>>57879155

GPU1
>>57879033

GPU2
>>57879455

>>57879646
fuq, I forgot the audio card

Audio Card
>>57879300

>>57879646
>1080 as a second GPU
That alone is more than 300 and i don't think it's compatible with that MOBO
Funny thing i actually have that mobo in a shitty PC i have somewhere

Razer mouse pad with usb port and glowing Razer logo

Razer logo spraypainted onto the shoebox without a stencil, freehand it mother fucker!

Rolling for gentoo dualboot

>>57879676
well technically it has two PCIe slots, but one is an x1 slot.

Stick the 1080 in the x16 and the 480 in the x1 :^)

>>57879689
This

>>57879646
>Well, you spoke up at the right time
RAM still missing... i cannot build it without ram, usb cannot be used in place of ram

Each one of us donate money to OP's account so he can build it :^)

>>57879733
thanks senpai <3

I'll go for another roll and say netbsd for the OS. Fuck applel

>>57879743

Yes you are right, and theres nothing like readyboost on mac, maybe a 128mb ddr stick

4GB DDR2 RAM, preferrably one without any heat sync at all

>>57879743
>usb cannot be used in place of ram
Yeah in theory it's possible, but no POST process is written to do this, it normally checks for RAM, and then checks what type of RAM you have, and then loads the bootloader into the RAM for booting up the OS.

You'd have to configure your BIOS POST processes to check for RAM, and then fallback to a USB flash device if available, or potentially an SSD or HDD internal if need be.

But this has never been done to my knowledge.

>>57879786
rolling

Second CTR monitor spraypainted green

>>57879787
re-rollin

>>57879799
fuck

8gb ddr2 RAM water cooled

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>>57879799

Oooh man

>>57879743
Rolling for chinks counting as RAM

>>57879799
Breety gud

Please douse it using mineral oil

bagina

>>57878870
sound blaster 16

>>57880000
niiiiiiceee

>>57880000
Holy.

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>>57880000
Check'd

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>>57880000

>>57878870
RasPi

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>>57880000
>dubs + quads
WITNESSED

>>57879314
>>57879674


>>57880000
quads of truth supercedes
>>57879300

>>57878870
Titan Z, fuck this

>>57880100
OH OH OH

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>>57880100
>Titan Z + 1080 + 480
what in the fuck

>>57880100
Forgot, make it 4 WAY SLI
Anon must be broke by the end of the day

just install gentoo on this bitch

cardboard with conductive pen drawn on it for mobo

>>57880116
OP purchases the most expensive option because fuck him

>>57878870
TempleOS as main OS

>>57880125
He said 300$ max (if he delivers of course), also rolling for animu boob mousepad

>>57880148
rolling for this

Dragon Dildo

>>57880154
wait, someone was gonna build this?

power supply guy here then, 1500w chinkshit psu's are still 100$+
buy whatevers cheapest, "powerstar" makes 750w (550w) psu's for like 15$

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ST-251 40MB MFM HDD

>>57880155
Fine by this

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>>57880169
>>57879598

My bet is that the build its going to shutdown after maybe 35 seconds

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The guy who owns the PC

>>57880211
using
>>57880148


kek

>>57880211
fuck yes

>>57880211
>When you see it

>>57880232
See what?
>>57880211
>>57880222
Nice digits

>>57880264
think he was talking about the floor

>>57880148
>>57880155
>>57880179
Already has an OS >>57879422

>>57879045
Too bad they never released the 4.00 GHz version. It must have been a real housefire, because actually breaking the 4 GHz barrier back then would have given Intel massive PR power.

>>57879248
Looks like a DIY card, lol.

>>57880345
>not knowing the difference between OS and primary OS

Ageia PhysX PPU

custom abutt mousepad with anime Richard Stallman

rolling for 20KB Hard drive

>>57878870
Dial up modem.

>>57880673
reroll

swap out the cpu for a banana

>>57880345
Dualboot that shit

Install a halogen bulb inside the case.

install gentoo

>No hotpockets
really /g/

>>57880822
Pop tarts are the standard /g/ computer-building food.

>>57880838
Depends on whether you're looking for a sweet or savoury treat.
Still nobody rolled for either.

>>57879555
Immerse it in mineral water

Qanba Q4

>>57880332
First thing I noticed

>>57880755
Confirmed mac os+temple os

>>57878870
mountain dew water cooling system

>>57880862
This

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Chocolate as thermal paste!

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TempleOS for dualboot

Microsoft Bob

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MIND IF I ROLL NEEEEEEED?

3,5" Floppy Disc for memory

Dot Matrix Printer

Punch Card Reader

water cooling with bleach

Lets shove it up his 400 pound ass

No seriously, How do we fit windows 10 up his ass?

eggs

>>57880000
MANDATORY

Xilinx UltraScale+ VU9P FPGA

>>57878870
rolling for entire PC shoved in a woodgrain microwave that smells vaguely like semen

Temple OS

>>57881793
REROLL!

>>57881793
AH FUCK, I'LL DO THIS TILL I GET IT. REROLL!

Semen cooling.

>>57881793
FUCK IT, IMMA DO THIS AGAIN. REROLL!

>>57881793
I GIVE UP. LAST REROLL!

>>57881793
>>57881798
>>57881805
>>57881816
>>57881830
Why are you so stupid? Just by using ctrl+f you can find that it was already rolled for, and even got dubs...
>>57880155
>>57880148

>>57879422
Arch as dual boot :^)

>>57879743
Rolling for the lowest amount of single stick RAM compatible with the system.

>>57882065
>off by one
Kill me

Everything uses IDE connectors

Emoji Keyboard

Liquid helium RAM cooler

>>57881572
Reroll

>>57878870
Mac pro

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>>57881414
>not mayonnaise
maximum pleb

RGB LED evrywhere

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10 of these 3000 rpm fans running at max speed at all times

Every decent station should get a dual monitor.
Roll for an old CRT VGA 15".

>>57882300
Kek
Roll for an IDE 512 Mb SSD

Toothpaste as thermal paste

>>57878870
16GB of downloaded DDR5 RAM

Generic 4gb 1033mhz RAM stick

>>57882888
kek

>>57879320
I go over 8 consistently

Doritos and Mountain Dew.