>command shell suddenly pops up and then closes itself

>computer makes a noise like it's downloading something, know deep down that it's nvidia or adobe background programs that are data mining my computer

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>>57859459
>Random file on desktop

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>>57859459
Don't worry, that's just KevinNet making sure your data is safe from hackers.

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Better than the RAM meme threads

>>57859502
>computer makes a noise like it's downloading something
windows users, everybody

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>not sure if crack.exe 8-bit music is worth the russian botnet subscription

>>57859535
No shit my headphones hiss when I start using >2MB/s of bandwidth.

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>turn computer off at night
>it's on in the morning
This has legit happened to me almost every day for the past week

>check taskmanager to see how much RAM gaymes use
>never use more than 8 GiB
Just kill me

>>57859517
>freedom*
Nani sore?

>>57859578
PCs, everybody

>>57859578
>>57859820
Moving back to PC for performance reasons

Not looking forward to having to deal with stupid shit like that.

>>57859562
I only listen my music in the highest quality 32mb lossless exes.

>>57859582
Computer might be on awake on update. That is if you're on windows 10.

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>>57859687
It means KevinNet, like BigBrother, is always watching you.

>>57859582
Unplug that shit dawg

>>57859931
>Moving back to PC for performance reasons
>my headphones hiss when I start ususing >2MB/s of bandwidth
lol

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>speakers start making slight noises as if something is interfering with the signal

>use arch linux
>never experienced any of this shit

>>57860699
You would rather pick lifelong autism?

>>57860650
probably your phone mate

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>>57860748
it chose me i'm afraid

>>57860551
first thing i did from second day forward

>>57860650
Literally GSM interference

>smartphone turns on and off again

>>57859459
>computer boots itself in the middle of the night

>>57863696
>turn PSU switch off after turning computer off for the night
>it's turned on in the morning, uploading all my data to the botnet
T-thanks Solus

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>svchost.exe
>svchost.exe
>svchost.exe
>svchost.exe

>fbi knock at door with warrant for any/all electronic devices

>>57863737
ahahahahaahaha

>nmap finds an unusual port open

and

>arpwatch daemon alerts you of changed mac/ip pairs

>>57859459
I get like that with website popups when I'm browsing. They're probably ads or something, but I keep thinking some bad shit got through this time.

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>camera light turns on then off

>mouse moves, you didn't touch it

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>>57859582
>happened to me almost every day for the past week
>>57863349
>[unplugged] from second day forward

>>57859459

Fucking this.

It started happening after i installed Google Chrome. It does it once a day a few minutes after I have started my computer and launched chrome.

My mouse cursor also is more busy when chrome is open, and the web browser doesn't even need to be in focus for the cursor to start being busy

scanned several times with malwarebytes and windows 10 security but nothing

>>57859562

How do you extract the sound files of an .exe program?

Reloaded's (i think it was them atleast) Desu Ex: Human Revolution install music is godlike

But i'm not gonna put a fucking 8GB .exe on my phone just for the perfect looped music

>>57860650
>headphones become slightly unplugged
>can hear fucking radio channels

>>57864390
>open image of Ouija board
>mouse moves on its own

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>>57864552
>malwarebytes and windows 10 security

>>57864561
Trace calls to external libraries, locate calls to the sound library, google for the method signatures and find the argument that passes the pointer to the audio file.
Resolve the pointer and you have the address of the audio file.
Dump into a file and enjoy.

Or you could just use
>http://www.angusj.com/resourcehacker/

>>57859517
Why am I never reading about Linux distributions based on Windows 8?
I want something that's actually usable on a tablet. Windows 10 is atrocious there and Linux absolutely shits the bed, while Windows 8 would have needed some optimization but generally had the right idea.

Instead we get MacOS/Windows 95 clone #275 on an already over-saturated market.

>>57865231
Ubuntu literally released a tablet OS 5 years ago

>>57865261
And it's still shit.

>>57859459
> CompaTelRunner.exe starts up at random times and uses 100% of my HDD and leaving everything slow

Turns out it was just something in the task scheduler that was booting this process

> find out it's been disable this whole time
> delete tasks
> still starts at random times

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WINDOWS 10?

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>Dear Anon someone tried to change password on your facebook account, click here to confirm
>Deleted goybook at least 4 years ago

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>unknown.exe

>>57865276
Linux tablet. Really makes you think.

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>Last login: Yesterday 15:35 from vlad.cyka.botnet.ru

>>57859459
>macbook makes click sounds at random

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>Safe to remove USB storage device
>nothing in usb ports

>>57864630
>plug in headphones
>ear piercing screeching noise
>goes away within a couple of seconds
>forget about it every time

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>>57859459
>Turn on computer
>Firefox sometimes starts itself during startup
Th-thanks...

>>57865333
Win7 user here.
Its full name is "Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry".
It rummages through your computer to see whether it can be updated/upgraded and reports back to Microsoft.
I believe it came out during the Win10 surprise installs. It sits in your System32 folder.