This is the battery life of the new MacBook Pro that's

>>57837805
Now you only need a smartphone without a headphone jack and you're all set

>Why did I buy this machine?

Because you're a cretin early adopter paying beta tester. Never buy 1st gen shit. Even the original rMBPs had issues.

>>57837805
>Meanwhile my 3 year old $400 HP laptop gives me 6 hours battery life on average. 9 hours on idle

KEK

>>57837946
Well I have to return it now, what the fucking idiot I am, thinking apple had its shit together, I completely forgot Tim Cuck was running it.

>>57837805
>literally not doing anything
Really? Are you sure Spotlight isn't indexing or the system is not downloading updates?

MACTODDLERS

KUCKED

AGAIN

>>57837805
>Why did I buy this machine?
Because youre retarded? After watching the launch event you actually confirmed how retarded you really are by buying one.

It was confirmed shit on the fuckng stage in front of your very eyes. If you STILL bought it thinking it CAN'T be that bad, you deserve every ounce of buyers remorse.

>>57838838
nope, i've checked

battery just sucks, there is nothing more to it.

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>have industry leading battery life
>reduce battery size by 25% so you can fit a dedicated screen for emojis
Bravo apple.

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>>57839953
>industry leading
This was never true.

The Kaby Lake update to the MacBook Pros in Q1 2017 will fix this problem.

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>>57841815
>we swear the fagbook won't be total shit this year guys! we really mean it this time!

>>57838041

Oh fuck off. What the fuck is it with this Tim Cook can't run shit? Are you not old enough to remember Steve bastard Jobs who put out a phone which dropped calls if you held it in your left hand? Tim Cook has so far been a much more reasonable and level headed CEO than Jobs ever was.

>open shitload of apps
>turn them off
>battery estimate hasn't updated
>hehehe guys, 5 hours battery life :^)

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>>57841846
awww, you poor little appletoddler

>>57837950
My $99 Asus X205TA gets 13 hours. Because it doesn't throttle like a piece of shit, real work is also faster on it despite being a crappy Atom.

>>57840039

>using an external battery the ThinkPad lasts much longer than the MacBook

I never would have thought. Now my business trips to Zambia will be worry free thanks to not needing to go to the next village for electricity!

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>>57841815
>he thinks he's getting kaby lake

How cute.

>>57841878

You're memeing it wrong, I was saying Apple was ALWAYS fucked, you dumb cunt.

>>57841846
>Tim Cook has so far been a much more reasonable and level headed CEO than Jobs ever was.
Tim Cook has been shittifying the entire product line since he started.

>>57841910
It lasts longer even with the default battery, but keep crying yourself to sleep mactoddler. :^)

>>57841927

>a 54 watt-hour battery is beaten by a 67 watt-hour battery

You're not even responding to my post. My post is >>57841892

Yes, a higher capacity battery means the machine lasts longer. This isn't a breakthrough of science. Just discovered how batteries work pajeet?

>>57841999
>mactoddler purposely pretending to not see his 75wh fagbook BTFO 3X by a 67wh thinkpad

Stay mad mactoddler. :^)

>>57842047

The image you posted is talking about a MacBook Air. Look at it. You're shitposting so hard you don't even look at what you upload LOL. Paid by the hour clearly.

>>57842174
>t. mactoddler

>>57842174
>t. mactoddler

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>>57842174
Apple Internet Defense Force hard at work today I see.

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>tfw using my XPS 13 9630

laughing at you mactards right now

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Seems fine to me so far

>>57843766
>had to reduce the resolution to 1440x900 (non-retina) and it still doesn't reach Apple's quoted battery figure of 10 hours
You cheated and still lost, sad.

>>57843766
>t. mactoddler

>>57843789
I scaled the image. I'm not running the display at that resolution.

>>57843815
>t. mactoddler

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I'll just leave this here.

>>57843831
You lost, shut up and give up!

>>57843848
>t. mactoddler

>>57843842
Jeez that's fucking amazing, I'm definitely getting an XPS 13.

>>57843859

You seriously waste time on 4chan posting

>t. mactoddler

over and over again because someone else spent their money on an Apple product?

You must live a very sad life..

>>57843904
>t. mactoddler

>>57843766

Thanks for you serial number :^)

>>57843904
>t. mactoddler

>>57837805
lmao even my Thinkpad T420 with a 45W TDP Quadcore CPU from 2011 does 6 hrs of watching cartoons with the 9-cell battery.

>>57843904
>t. mactoddler

>>57843904
>t. mactoddler

>>57843904
t. mactoddler

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>>57837805
lmao, pic related

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kek, never upgrading from this 2014 13" rMBP. God tier battery life. Thanks for giving no reason to upgrade Applel!

>>57843904

Its an autistic Indian bot, ignore it. It also likes to copy videos. I'd post the video but the pajeet deleted it because everyone downvoted it.

apple always inflates that shit

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>>57844086
>fagbook
>idle battery life

topkek

>>57843766
this mactoddler really left his cereal number in the post

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>>57843530

>>57844131
>t. mactoddler

>>57844139
Is there a new version of that Pic? I want to see how the Surface Pro 4 fares.

>>57844154
holy shit macfag threads are autistic.

>>57844148
Yup. I did. Poor opsec on my part.

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>>57844148

>this mactoddler really left his cereal number in the post
>cereal number
>cereal

Take more English lessons Pajeet.

>>57837950
>$35 thinkpad x61s with 8 cell battery
>6 hours of web browsing

The future is bleak.

>>57844177
>t. mactoddler

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>>57843766
ayy

>>57844210

>cereal number

>>57837805
>most new windows laptops have touch screens
>windows 10 works super well with touch screens
>apple's answer to this is a shitty and useless thin touchscreen right above the keyboard

It looks like they are cashing in on the retards that buy apple laptops before they stop making new ones.

>>57844249
>t. mactoddler

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>>57844239

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>>57843766
Enjoy your new Macbook Pro Late 2016 warranty. :^)

>>57840039
who the fuck runs their screen at minimum brightness with the wifi disabled and completely idle? if anything for both websurfing at minimum brightness and under full load at max brightness your graphs show that a MacBook (Air when we're talking about pros) has better battery life even though the Lenovo's battery is 50% larger. Thank you for proving how retarded /g/ was yet again.

>>57843766
>9 hours
lol that's what my 2013 gets when I'm actually doing stuff.

>>57844258
>>apple's answer to this is a shitty and useless thin touchscreen right above the keyboard

lol, what?

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>>57844423
>t. mactoddler

>>57844258
I don't want a touch screen on my fucking laptop and I don't want an OS geared toward touch screens on my laptop.

>>57844402
ayylmao

>>57844402
Heh, funny. I'll be interested to see if this actually has any effect if I end up needing it though.

>>57844495
>not wanting a convertible laptop with a touchscreen so that you can watch stuff, browse the internet and play those kinds of games comfy in bed

>>57844546
No thanks

>>57844258

>touchscreen laptop

Disgusting casual normie detected. Apple are the only company who refuse to make a touchscreen laptop because they correctly state that using a desktop OS with your finger is fucking dumb. Touchscreen laptops are a workaround for having shitty trackpads it seems.

Once your muscle memory adjusts to the Touchbar's buttons which you customized in each program you use, you'll most likely be much more productive. Seriously, if you use a touchscreen laptop which doesn't even go into tablet mode at least, you shouldn't be on this board.

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>>57844643
>t. mactoddler

>>57844402
I don't get it

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>>57844656

>>57844198
How's the browsing performance though? I'm thinking of buying an old thinkpad but it seems like it would lag even on light web browsing...