Are self-lacing shoes the future of technology? https://www

>>57802337
been waiting for this desu, but that's slow af and noisy. do better.

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>>57802337
Ah yes I definitely want companies to put batteries and electric motors in my shoes

>>57802337
they have been for a while
https://youtu.be/28Wa5L-fkkM

>>57802337
>botnet gps tracking in your shoes


fuck the future

>>57802337
>people become to retarded too tie their shoes
>They connect to open wifi giving your location away
>nasa back door to track citizens
>exploding shoe batteries
>shoes get wet,get shocked

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>paying $720 for removing a simple 10s task

>>57802519
>botnet gps tracking in your shoes
Holy fuck, this might actually become a thing. Good thing I'll always be poor and I won't be able to afford them even by that time.

>>57802588
>nike puts a 35 dollar raspberry pi each shoe

implying they wont be 100 dollars in 3 years

>>57802337
that's dope tech yo!

technology is tight!

>>57802582
>10s
Just keep the laces tied inside the shoe at a reasonable tightness and you are always ready to go and the shoes also look more aesthetic.

>>57802582
>not wearing your self ting innovating shoes all for the low price of $720 with your 15 dollar single pair of socks

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>>57802612
>100 dollars
>mfw
I pay $20 for a pair of shoes that last me 1-2 years in my shithole of a country. I'm not going to buy these retarded things for the next 15 years at least.

I need overpronator friendly shoes and insoles so gimmicky shit like this is off limits even if I wanted them.

>>57802646
just wait for the chink knock offs using mediatek arm processors

>>57802669
>buy chink knock offs
>they have shitty cooling
>shoe heats up during winter
...
>profit

>>57802700
>be chink
>see new product,so I make cheaper yes!
>hire street shitting indian to program
>make it track person,and give me location,as well as speaker
>sell information in russia
>street shitter shoe heats up
>how can i turn this around?
>make it into a feature

introducing need selftying heat shoe for 500 yuang!

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>lemme just take a selfie with my shoe

>>57802790
>shoe has camera to post on Instagram where u went for the pov of your shoe

>>57802742
ima cop dat on my parents credit card because im a young urban creative who buys chink shit ironicly and posts it on 'the chahn'

>>57802337
>you have to charge your FUCKING SHOES now too

Lol, no thanks.

>>57802646

80% of back problems as you get older are because of shit shoes.

Enjoy saving money on something really important though Quasi.

>>57802790
>>57802795

creeper thread incoming ;^)

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>>57802337
>PRICE / $720
When are the Korean/Chinese knockoff for $35 coming out?

>>57802337
please tell me that lacing noise is not real and was added for dramatic effect

>>57802337
>charge my laptop
>charge my phone
>charge my watch
>charge my headphones
>charge my shoes

>>57802622
Foreal, you don't even need to tie them often.

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>>57802901

>mfw he doesn't browse 4chan on his shoe

>>57802337
yes, and soon those overpriced robot guitar tuners will take off, just you wait and see