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let's write a java program, one line per post public

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let's write a java program, one line per post

public class 4chan {
>>
Let's not. Kill yourself, retard.
>>
[source]}[/source]
>>
>>57779822
}
>>
  if ((op = faggot) = true) { return '0';
}
>>
public static final 4chan fourChanSingletonMayMay = new 4chan();
>>
public static void main(String[] args){
for(String s="faggot";;s=s.concat(s)){
try{
java.io.PrintWriter writer = new java.io.PrintWriter(s, "UTF-8");
writer.println(s);
}catch(Exception e){
main();
}
}
}
>>
}}}}}}}}}}}}} fuck you }}}}}}}}}} ◇●■■○▪¤¡¿*€¥€&₩¥
>>
>>57779915
>"maymay"
kill yourself
>>
>>57779855
dumb shit, java has a void main function.
>>
main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(null))))))));
>>
public class _4chan {
}
}
if ((op = faggot) = true) { return '0';
}
public static final 4chan fourChanSingletonMayMay = new 4chan();
public static void main(String[] args){
for(String s="faggot";;s=s.concat(s)){
try{
java.io.PrintWriter writer = new java.io.PrintWriter(s, "UTF-8");
writer.println(s);
}catch(Exception e){
main();
}
}
}
}}}}}}}}}}}}} fuck you }}}}}}}}}} ◇●■■○▪¤¡¿*€¥€&₩¥
main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(main(null))))))));
}
>>
 private class Faggot { [/class]
>>
>>57779822
import java.util.*

class op {
public static void main(){
System.io.println("op is a bundle of sticks"):
}
}
>>
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>>57779822
// TODO: APACHE COMMONS IMPORT
public class PooHandlerManagerFactoryDesignerFormToolKit {
private int x;
public PoohandlerManagerFactoryDesignerFormToolKit() {
x = 0;
System.out.println("x = " + x);
}
}
>>
x = 0/0
>>
77777799996666999866{}}{}{][]W[]O[]W[[
>>
On Error Resume Next
>>
>>57782074
oh fuck
>>
return pajeet.dead;
}
>>
>>57779848
>>57779852
newfags gtfo
>>
>>57779822
>non valid 4chan identifier

Git gud first, OP.
>>
>>57779822

return;
}
>>
public boolean isAFaggot(User user) {
if (user == OP) {
return true;
}
}
>>
GOTO : SPAGHETTIO
>>
>>57785263
You must be new.
>>
>>57786036
lackin a return-statement there, faggot.

public boolean tfwBrainlet(Anon a){
return a.getBrainlet();
}
>>
>>57779822
public class 4chan implements Runnable{
@Override
public void run(){
System.out.println("op is faggot");
}
}
>>
>>57779822
public class Anon extends Faggot{

//sexuality ofc set 2 private
private boolean sexuality;
private List<Dick> sucked;

public Anon(boolean gay){
sexuality = gay;
sucked = new ArrayList();
}

@Override
public void suckDick(Dick...dicks){

for(Dick d : dicks){
suck(d);
}

}

public void suck(Dick d){

d.setSucked(true);
sucked.add(d);
}
}
>>
>>57786036
>not returning user == OP
Sure is autismo in here
>>
>>57786204
oh fuck, the "suck" method should also be inherited.

tfw phajeeeeeeet
>>
>>57779822
public class 4chan extends Homosexual implements AnnoyingAmericanPreteens DisgustingHumor AnimeManchildren Biggotry Sexism Obesity throws TendiesNotFound {

public static Person use4chan (Person realPerson){
Person newShittyPerson = destroyMoralValueAndCharacter(realPerson);
return newShittyPerson;
}

}
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pajeet.pooIn(loo);
>>
>>57786929
t. racist little shit.
>>
>>57786213
looks fine lad
>>
>>57787343
t. java cuck
>>
>>57779822
System.exit(0);
>>
>>57786929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
>>
(#f (x < y))
>>
*/
>>
>>57789308
t. fat neckbeard
>>
Lets start over
**/
public class nigger {
>>
>>57781567
really that's the only comment you got about his code?
>>
>>57791876
>using asignment opperator not equal to operator
>really should be using .equal
>faggot isnt instantiated
>trying to compare of boolean to true in an if statement
>zero in single ticks
>not putting the return on a new line
Stay in school kids
>>
>>57791966
>>57779855
>>
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How long until I become a Pajeet?
>>
>>57779822

// I'm a cuck pajeet and can't into memory management
>>
>>57792642
>memory managememt
>in the current year
Kys
>>
>>57792124
learn python and c++ and you should be there.
don't forget to make hello world tutorials in a terrible accent anon when you transformed into poo into loo.
>>
>>57779822
class name starts with a number: compile error
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>>57792124
Work at the comcast tech support center in india and then post on 4chan about how you are a software engineer
>>
>>57786609
>throws TendiesNotFound
Gave me a giggle
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