Richard Stallman is coming to my college tomorrow, what

>>57747531
Ask him a question and try to trigger him hard as shit, let's brainstorm ideas, I'll start:

Mention Linux but make sure to call it just Linux not GNU + Linux

>>57747564
>Mention Linux but make sure to call it just Linux not GNU + Linux
I've already thought about that

>Ritchie Sterman will never enlighten your college

feelsbadman

>>57747660
He's going to talk about free software, as always

Interject his speech for a moment

>>57747531
Refer to Android as being the most popular and used Linux distro in history.

>>57747729
Is Android GNU?

Tell him apple is petter because its paid for

>>57747750
Better because its paid for*

>>57747531
after he's 40 minutes in, ask him to do it over in spanish.

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>>57747769
have those cosmetic speaker grilles cut down the size of your keyboard so much you can no longer type properly, macfag?

>>57747818
the key board sizes are the same between that and a 13" 2014 rMBP

>>57747531
ask him why he thinks CDDL and BSD licenses are "evil" compared to GPL.

>>57747531
Tell him you're getting a new phone, and while iOS is a true posix-compliant OS, measuring by popular usage, Android Linux is the best Linux operating system ever and can help you by storing all your photos on the cloud with Google Drive. Ask him which respects your freedom the most, so you can make the most informed decision.

Keep calling it Linux (pronounce it lie-nux) even after he corrects you.
Dress as a ninja and charge at him with a sword.
Stand up and start smashing a microphone. Sit down without a word.
Bring your RFID passport and tell everybody how great it is as loudly as you can.
Pretend "free software" means free of charge and keeping asking him about it.
Ask him what his feet taste like.

>>57747888
C O S M E T I C
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please dont hurt him

>>57747531
Ask him if he is the guy who made Ubuntu

>>57747969
B-but anon, that will make him very angry

Tell him to Install Gentoo

>>57747531
who is she

Ask him if he uses Linux on his mac

>>57748022
Richard Stallman

giv him tha SUCC

>>57747531
Hide his Laptop and watch him freakout

>>57747817
i came here to post this

>>57747817
The speech is in Spanish m8

>>57747531
Who is this semen demen?

>>57748772
Richard Stallman

>>57748772
He's a semen daemon

>>57747695
Free as in freedom not free as in free beer! Remember: It's GNU linux. Linux is just the kernel!111

>>57748802
>>57748814
(You)

>>57748830
I know, I'm excited as fuck m8s

>>57748030
>>57747969
>>57747564

I would like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>57747531
Ask him if he's ever installed Linux on a usb

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>>57747531
Tell him you're from /g/ and ask him why did he call us inane. Tell him he hurt your feelings.

>>57748772
Richard Stallman

>>57747818
>cosmetic
buttmad much? who cares they're cosmetic? They still sound 10x better than any PC speakers.

Print off a load a non-free javascript and tape it over all doors and windows to keep that fat freetard out of your school.

>>57747531
Suck his dick and tell him he's 10x the god Linus is.

>>57747531
>what do?
Ask him to switch to Spanish in the middle of the lecture, because you're a stupid hue hue who can't understand English.

Why are people accusing free software of being communistic? Free software is a gateway drug to anarchism.

>>57748979
>Free software is a gateway drug to anarchism.
I don't think ESR would agree

>>57748979
>Politics in my software.

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Yo también estaré ahí, en la Universidad de Alcalá.
Lo que no sé es con cuánta antelación ir, porque igual se llena y no me querría quedar sin sitio

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>>57749206

>>57749206
Oh sheeeeit

>>57749206
Q-quién eres?

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>>57749206
> Makarena makarena ja perdole la tekila, Oiiii lalo-lalo

>>57749357
(You)

Stallman's coming to Detroit at the end of January. Any other Michigan anons going?

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>>57747531
>Richard Stallman is coming to my college tomorrow
Who cares, I can talk to him whenever I want. I found his house.

>>57749416
Un estudiante de la Politécnica de Montegancedo

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>>57747531
Post pics like this that will get immortalized.

This was taken by an anon on here when RMS visited his uni.

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Ask him to sing the Free Software Song.

Call him a fat faggot

Apparently he came to my uni once, before I went there.

>>57750452
Goddamn, he's fast

>>57751705
The four freedoms has freed him from the chains of proprietary software holding him back.

>>57751705
gotta go faster

>>57751665
hell, assemble a chorus and sing it when he enters

>>57747531
Ask him about why open source is better, let him reply, tell him you´d rather use Windows.

>>57747531
Ask to join the fsf

>>57747531
Ask if you can add him in [any major socail network]

Wait for free autistic REEEEEEEE´ing

>>57751949
*social

>>57747564
Call it Linux/GNU, not Linux+GNU, or any other variation. Give Linux more prominence whenever you talk about free software.
Ask him if there's any nonfree software that he thinks the foss movement should try and recreate or have an equivalent of.

>>57747531
Record all his speech in a non-free format and upload it to youtube.

>>57752006
>>57751949
>>57751871
>>57748931
>>57748885
>>57748030
>>57748016
>>57748003
>>57747969
>>57747888
>>57747817

/g/ has spoken! You must deliver.

>>57748041
>>57748802
>>57748814
>>57748910
REEEEEEEEEEE WHO IS SHE

>>57747743
No.

>>57752098
Ok lads, I'll take some photos tomorrow, I'm not sure about the part of asking him anything though

>>57752147
We don't care

>>57752147
Richard Stallwoman

>>57752147
fuck off dumb normalfag
>>>/r/

>>57747531
buy him a parrot

>>57747531
suck his gnu/penis

>>57753346
For what purpose?

>>57753398
Is his penis free as in freedom?

Buy and gift him amazom t-shirt.

>>57753442

DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me.  To
acquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you.  If
you don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionally
scarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy.  If you
buy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastating
practice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it.
Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.

>>57747564
>>57747600
>>57751975
No. Call it "GNU" only. And if he doesnt add "Its actually called GNU+Linux" then call him out on his double standard.

>>57752147
You are LITERALLY the biggest retard on this site. Her name is in the fucking picture.
Kill yourself.

>>57753517
>

 To
acquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you.

Wait, really?

Holy shit, they can live up to 75-90 years. I never knew this.

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>>57747531
Just think that women has parents somwhere.

>>57753836
Maybe they're ded

Here's a list of all the words that trigger him.

https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.en.html

>>57753836
why should you care if she doesn't?

>>57753836

There was this pornstar that showed her parents her porn vids.

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>>57747817
rolling for spainish the true spanish

>>57747531
Ask him questions about how to learn reverse engineering, the guy was a pioneer of doing it.

Take his strategies and learn to reverse phone binary app junk and you will be rich as fuck young padawan

>>57750452
hey i took that picture

>>57747817
As a Brazilian I recommend this huehuehuehue

>>57747531
get on your knees and beg the god of GNU to bless you

>>57753517
Tha>>57753886
>>57753886
Good read.

>>57753886
Literally autism

>>57753819
That being said, parrots are pretty awesome if you *can* provide for one long-term.

>>57753901
Sounds like a plot in porn.

I skipped his speech and slept all morning. No regrets desu.

>>57753668
This this this

This is legit trolling trap

>>57755281
Wtf are you talking about?

>>57755293
He came to my uni for a speech.
I considered going just for the memes.
Eventually I decided that

sleep>Stalman

, so I just slept through the thing.

>>57747531
Stallman is a big fat commie faggot. That being said, I'm fairly positive he has autism and/or mental illness. Either way I would go watch him speak just for the laugh. Maybe he will get triggered again and have a meltdown on stage.

Soooo he went to mine today, no one told me.
Have been looking forward to it for some time...

>>57748022
Megan rain

>>57751975
>Ask him if there's any nonfree software that he thinks the foss movement should try and recreate or have an equivalent of.

I actually wonder what he would say

>>57747531
ask him what he thinks about bill gates getting a medal of freedom?

>>57755292
The GNU project maintains it's own GNU Linux fork, which can fall withing the GNU name
And that's not taking into account Hurd
So no, it's just your ignorance

>>57747743
Gno.

>>57747564
ask him why Peanut Butter doesn't have nuts or butter in it

>>57747531
>what do?

prepare for his smell. it's pungent and far-reaching.

also, if he is staying in town overnight expect him to ask if he can stay at somebody's house. possibly yours.

again: prepare for his smell. it's pungent and far-reaching.