This guy walks into your basement and slaps your weakly typed

>>57687809
ask "literally who are you" and go back to watching anime

>>57687809
Jokes on you I use a strongly typed language

>>57687809
>install apple II emulator
>start programming in pascal

>>57687809
Cry

>>57687809
I blast him with preprocessor one-liners, while mutating a char to print memory contents in his face

>>57687809
Laugh at him for using degenerate interfaces and typecasting to workaround the limitations of his strongly typed language.

>>57687809
>be Rust programmer
>tell him to duck off with his race condition laden shit
It's fucking current year dammit.

>>57694637
Rust is strongly typed though...?

>>57687809
I start gently unzipping his pants

>>57694697
It's not enough, I won't sleep until every program is guaranteed without bugs at runtime. Haskell did nothing wrong!

>>57687809
My Eiffel fucks him up.

Teleport behind him and show him my Ada code.

>>57687809
my language has too many parenthesis guarding the weakly typed system. He'll never slap through all of the parenthesis!!!