Why aren't you buying an air umbrella /g/ Are you poor

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It's 30% off for black friday, the deal of a lifetime

What other uses does it have?

>>57678739
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>>57678755
don't you have some poppy fields to burn you waste of tax money?

>>57678739
Liiks like one of those neck massagers from Japan.

>>57678785
>believing I'm actually from Afghanistan
>believing there are people with internet connections in Afghanistan who have time to shitpost on /g/

>>57678782
You could stick it up your bum I suppose

>>57678863
soldiers actually post here from time to time

>>57678881
>2016
>soldiers in Afghanistan

>>57678911
There are still thousands there, idiot.

>>57678739
>battery last 30-60 min
Don't know about you but it tends to rain quite a bit longer than that where I'm from.

>>57678933
damn those commies!

>>57678945
Do people go outside when it starts to rain and stay there until it stops where you come from?

>>57678945
But you should have no reason to be outside for any longer than 20 minutes.

Actually this is hilarious, just based on the fact that it's such a waste of energy.

>>57678739
>"Available for female."

What the fuck did they mean by this?

>>57678982
It's a phallic object
What do you think

>>57678755
That's a steal. Go for it dude.

>>57678982
Female privilege.
It is not available for men or attack helicopters tho.

>>57678971
and that it doesn't actually keep you dry!

>>57678945
You could buy 3 for only 100,000 dollars and rotate them

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>>57678832
>neck massagers from Japan

>>57678739

>Up to 15 min

That's a revolution

>>57678755
Holy sheit...
>tfw there is hole in the system and your hand will be wet

>>57678739
haven't seen this for years. I think it was on kickstarter until it got scrapped

https://www.techinasia.com/air-umbrella-cancelled

>>57679252
>that diagram
Holy fucking kek

>>57678970
I dunno about you but most people I know don't use an umbrella as an emergency measure to get to shelter.

If I'm gonna walk into town I'm gonna walk into town if it is raining or not, that's why I have an umbrella.
An umbrella I need to recharge to make it back home is useless.

>>57679336
What are doing outside in the rain for long?
Taking a shopping stroll with the other gals?

>>57678755

most expensive vibrator ever

>>57678739
This will just spray everyone around you with the water it is deflecting. You just be holding up a water sprinkler. This is as dumb as Solar Roadways.

>>57679481
SOLAR FREAKING ROADWAYS

>>57678982

Let me put it like this:
You can use it for serveral tasks.

>>57679620
Why would you want to inflate your minge tho?

>>57679481
That's assuming it even does anything to the rain in the first place.

>>57679700
Kek

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>>57678739
Because in my city the wind blows at an average of 50km/h when it rains, and up to 180.
I'm pretty sure that thing would be completely useless (as normal umbrellas are)

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>>57678982
Supposedly females like to stroke phallic objects when talking to males.