>2017-1 month and change >not having a snazzy wood phone

I don't have a phone so I don't see any reason to have a wooden phone case.

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>>57674443

>strong and protective
>looks classy
>thin and light

My Moto XPE has a wooden back. Adding a wooden case would just be redundant.

>>57674425
>>57674464
shill

>>57674425
I don't need to lop a fucking tree down on top of already using rare earth metals.

>>57674425

I don't use a phone.

>encasing tech in germ-holding organic material
absolutely disgusting

>$[CURRENT YEAR]
>using wood when we already created the strongest and lightest material: carbon fiber
Go cut some trees and make a fire, gramps

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>>57674425
b-but i have

Looks like a chopping board, no thank you.

Splinters/10

Would that actually block impacts to the ground? Won't it just make them worse?
I just want a minimalist phone protector that doesn't increase the phone's size more than 1%.

>engineers work hard to make phones thinner and thinner
>Applel even goes so far to remove the audio jack for that
>users put a thick wood casing around it

>>57674464
M'lady

So OP, what you're saying is, you play with your wood all day.

>>57679626
That's what you get when a phone becomes some retarded fucking fashion statement rather than a tool and people keep fawning over WOW METAL BODY for 5 seconds before casing it in fucking plastic.