Alright /g/ im in need of a meme and hope you can help me. I

lua

>>57658655
wait... never looked into it but is it a scripting language... like legit replacement for perl?

>>57658667
dunno perl is pretty much deprecated at this point

scratch

>>57658676
backstory is new job has lots of perl code i need to maintain so im thinking about rewriting it in a new meme language to learn something

>>57658691
if you want to be obscure continue using perl

>>57658748
its disgusting, please noo

>>57658644
Just defrag your SSD

>>57658763
okay did it... now give scripting lang pls

>>57658644
>Obscure
What you want to do is be a god at the most mainstream language you can find, and use insane code like ternary operators in Python.

def minimum(a, b)
    return (a, b)[a < b]

>>57658644
Pike
Qore
Lily
Rexx
Falcon
Wren
AngelScript
ChaiScript
Squirrel
Mond

Have fun memeing.

>>57658644

stop using ssd after the one i bought failed after 2 years of use. They are not really necessary

>>57660215
what SSD did you buy?

>>57658644
>>57658655
Go one step further: MoonScript.

Some memelisp from Github that was last updated 4 years ago.

>>57658759
Perl is inspired by god and you are going straight to hell for this comment. Get fucked.

>>57658644
Ruby

>>57658644
Thats the reason I always store my files that are ok for slow readwrite on the last chip, and store my most frequently accessed files on the first chip.
Sometimes I miss using a mechanical drive where I could access all files at the same speeds.

Go with Hy lisp if you really want to meme.

>>57661427
this looks interesting, didnt know it existed

>>57660160
underrated post

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648KB, 2448x1836px

>>57658644
>That image
I needed that laugh, thanks.

Invent a new script written in Perl that takes a script written in some brainfuck variant and converts it into Python and then is run by a Python interpreter written in Lua.

>>57658644
Just put https://github.com/thegrimprogrammer/escript in your Java ebb, pajeet.