Picked up an old Windows 98 machine from work Trips decide what

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>>57647480
fuck i cant 4chan today

>>57647489
>that img size
You still can't.

Maybe you should remove all the old hardware and build a sleeper.

Run a game server MUD and rogue-likes with a BBS/message board and IRC server.

All very light on low memory/cpu and network.

>>57647530
A sleeper?

>>57647473
Install gentoo

>>57647473
Create a shitposting bot that copypastes fragments of random queries made on a search engine, for the forum or imageboard you like.

Fuck it

>>57647473
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physically destroy it

>>57647473
Put into pooper, post pics.

Play old classic games on it.

Other than that throw it off a cliff.

>>57647632
Looks old/underpowered for today but is actually a beast.
It's a term used for cars mainly.

>>57647473
Open ftp server.

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>>57647632
Old on the outside, new on the inside

Pic related was my 2005 IBM Thinkcenter

Rocking an i5 4460s, r9 280x and 16gb of ram

install reactOS on an ssd in that machine

Also smoke some weed after

>>57647854
hello druaga how are you today

Spray paint some NASCAR flames on it and install blue led fans. Then resell it on craigslist

>>57647923
this is genious

>>57647473
Turn it upside down.

>>57647473
dedicated BonziBuddy machine

>>57647473
didn't know druaga1 posted to /g

Hi, I'm subscribed to your channel.

>>57647473

install temple os

>>57647473
Unbolt it from the ceiling

Install TempleOS

stream diablo 1 or quake 2 on twitch @640x480

Install hannah montana linux on it and use it as your main pc.

Use it as a NAS or something. Throw GNU/Linux on it. Have some fun. There's a lot you can do just from a TTY, so no matter how weak it is, you should be able to have some fun with it.

>>57648137
This get

>>57647473
jizz inside of it.

>>57648448
I got the feeling he was a normie and that was a normie-friendly suggestion, that's all really.

I would probably hook it up in my living room and have mutt, mpd+ncmpcpp, irssi, etc. running on it. Of course, if it's old enough it might be weaker than a raspberry pi and more power hungry, so maybe it's not worth doing much with.

Poo in it

Sleeper PC

>>57648475
>>57648432

Shove it up your ass

>>57648531
Install gentoo on it

sell it to an ironic hipster in our retro circlejerk threads or on ebay. must include 3 paragraphs of some made up job you supposedly used it with 20 years ago and how you're better than everyone else even though you're unemployed now.

Send it to the pacific ocean ^^

>>57648555
The Trips have spoken

>>57648555
I'll see what I can do

May take a few days/weeks to get it in a sellable condition

>>57648584
>he thinks it has to work to sell it to retro shits

>>57648555

so you want him to install anime on it?

>>57648584
Just sell it "as is"

Put your dick in it

I was going to say, simply plug it into the Internet.
No router, just straight in from the modem, then wait.

>>57648555
winrar
OP must deliver

>>57648584
btw, if you're serious about selling it, your best chance is going to be as a gaming platform. you can get this perfectly for free through virtualbox and passthrough drivers but hardware shits insist it won't be the same, because it isn't shitty and bad. You need to advertise these and touch on both of them.

example
>virtualbox sucks! Play it on real hardware to get the TRUE experience! 100% "muh feel" compatible. Best results when you pair this with your piece of shit CRT that I know you have.

hardest part of this is going to be its weight but hipsters will pay. get a quote by weight to know what you're in for. cheapest is going to be usps. you could also transfer everything inside to a plastic case if you had one lying around and it was all at/x standard

>>57647473
ooʇuǝƃ llɐʇsui

Dedicated bonziBUDDY machine seconded

>>57647473
Put it on the floor.

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>>57647473
recreate this exact screen
don't cheat (like making this picture background)

Install Solus GNU + Linux on it.