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In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliE

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In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
https://discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
https://qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg

>News
Anon purchased express card usb 3.0 adapter >>57628249
Anon buys Delta Printer, first impressions are good >>57635373
Anon quick review of KZ HDSE >>57635857
Anon buys Skeleton Keychain >>57640131
Anon get DT.NOI Smartwatch, short review >>57644679
Anon got keyboard stickers for his grandma (cute!) >>57628225
anon got express card usb3.0 adaptor >>57628249
mad man buys a winter jacket it actually fits >>57629187
cheap micro usb cables are cheap >>57629995
anon wonders about doing EE with stuff from china, it apparently won't kill you >>57630246>>57630274
anon gets memephones and posts before even trying them THANKS! >>57630510
k10000 thickness discussion >>57630625>>57630557
redmeme 4 pro with temper glass and housefires included>>57630766

>Previous thread 57634626 →

first time desu
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Any news of upcoming phones in December for less than $150?

It feels like my phone's battery is about to fall down a cliff, and I'm thinking of getting a 3Gb Redmi Note 3 Pro but I feel like a good phone will be launched by December, probably an SD653 phone with dual cameras for less than $150.
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>>57645990
you did a good job anon
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>>57645990
rate latest creative thread 5 star
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why won't alipay send me the fucking confirm e-mail?

it's been MINUTES already!!!
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>>57645990
I just ordered two sanrenmu
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https://smallbiztrends.com/2016/11/cross-border-shopping.html
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massdrop has monks
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>>57646039
>>57646064
>no /csg/ Chink Shit General in subject line
>no • between news
>previous thread isn't properly linked with a >>
>news starts out written okay then devolves into lazy bullshit

3/10, at least you tried
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After two days of internet being gone I can finally post this.
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>>57646107
you bought triangles?
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>>57646099
I rate solid 6/10. It is better than the shit thread we had with no news
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>>57646107
totally
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>>57646099
>>57646113

thread arrive in country and deliver
5 star
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>>57646110
triangles are best cjinabuy
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>>57646110
Guitar pick.
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I'm looking at an android 5.1 head unit but they all seem really no name and suspicious so I'm kinda hesitant. Does anyone in /csg/ have experience with chinkshit carputers?
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>>57646099

I will improve, this isnt my final form
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>>57646094
BLUE monks
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>>57646171
Android TV boxes are also no-name. Basically one of those built into a DIN housing with a screen.
Welcome to chink shit.
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>>57646186
Fucking RED Monks
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>>57646172
copy and paste an older OP from the archives, delete all the news but keep the •, write fresh news in their place, use general appropriate OP image from archive. Bang, you're as good as regular OP.
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wee chinkshit stuff came finaly (EUD.dx.com)
It took longer than expected but 3 custom investigations in route tru europe explains thing ot two..
(i wonder what biological weapons dxwarehouse stacks)

RTC Circuit, arduino uno clone and some neopixels
all good but uno had some shit on it

http:// imgur com/ a/ Lvn3q
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>>57646172
Do wory mang as long as you try to make it properly its all good.
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>>57646226
DX EU Direct is scam, they just ship items from China via PostNL.
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>>57646186
>he didn't get the candy ones
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>>57646249
what?
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Which One?
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>>57646261
link to the 140$ one
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>>57646256
they were limited edition with better cable and supposedly better tuning
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>>57646236
indeed it is .. just wanted some proof myself
sometimes their packages come faster tho(dunno why ??) specialy some shops what have "ES warehouse"
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>>57645032
chinklink pls
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>>57646312
Fucking Lee.
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>>57646312
boring GRAY housing
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my 11/11 wireless james donkey arrived.

I ripped it apart because you assholes said all kinds of shit about it.

led's only light up when you change dpi. the red glow is the IR tracking.

it's held together by one screw. easy to service.

works fine no connection issues so far. better than old logishit laser.
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>>57646390
under a $3 uv led torch.
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>>57646407
the only reason I bought it. to match with my meme mech.
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>>57646390
>wireless
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>>57646457
nothing wrong with wireless
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>>57646390
looks like crap
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>>57646492
The wireless James Donkey is known to have a ton of problems, multiple anons have complained about it. The wired one is decent. Make sure to scrape off the jelly on the thumb grips, it turns orange and starts to melt away after a week.
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>>57646514
for $10 and it just works, so it looks fine to me.
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I need a good, cheap mech keyboard, and someone recommended outemu switches.
What is your experience, /csg/? I can only find a few outemu-switched keyboards for under $60.
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>>57646279
fastcardtech
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>>57646532
and it has about 1$ worth of parts in it
not exactly a steal
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I ordered this product, and when I got the item, the other half of the shell is missing, so I opened up a dispute for a refund. The screenshot shows how he wants to solve the problem.

Given that I don't really trust chinks, should I ask for him to send the item first before I close the dispute? Or should I just trust this chink and close it?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ReplacementPart/32524020095.html
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>>57646527
I know, that's why I ripped it apart to see what the fuss was. it was probably just a anons who got out of their hugbox.

>>57646552
there isn't a lot of alternatives at that price. and it's better than my old logitech so far. so I'm happy I can escape the logitech jew tax.
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Anyone tried these VR Sets?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3D-VR-Glasses-Virtual-Reality-Headset-for-Smartphone/32616828743.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Genuine-2016-New-Xiaozhai-BOBOVR-Z4-3D-Glasses-Virtual-Reality-Headphone-Google-Cardboard-with-Bluetooth/32654444076.html

>>57646577
Send the item back
Close the dispute only after you get the shit you paid for
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>>57646535
>good
>cheap
>mech
You can only pick two.
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>>57646613
ok good and cheap pls
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>>57646535
Magicforce 68 is pretty much the only worthwhile one. Even /mkg/ admits it's a good mech and they hate chink shit. Get it off Amazon, it's cheaper there than Ali.
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Found the Meme IEM Stores:

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1246446?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.QqGofE

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1183804?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.f9zrAS

https://naoi.aliexpress.com/store/219629?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.d53D6m

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1825606?spm=2114.01010208.3.6.1zzuw1
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>>57646535
check the Infographic it has the csg aproved mechs
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>>57646261
Is the $140 worth it or is the $116 good enough? I don't gayms with android only browse and watch movies and take camera pictures.
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>>57646645
is wooeasy a meme store
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>>57646597
>Send the item back
That's more the trouble it needs to get what I want. Sending the item back costs more than buying it.

Should I just ask him to send the missing parts, THEN I'll close the dispute when I get the proof of it being sent?
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Should I?

https://pt.aliexpress.com/item/Soft-Memory-Sponge-Mechanical-Keyboard-Wrist-Rest-Pad-Gamer-PC-Handguard-Comfortable-Ergonomic-Game-Large-Mat/32758268242.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.xNNxR6
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>>57646667
>Your Money, your Prerogative
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>>57646685
Yes its good, you can find if dor around 3$.
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>>57646698
>you can find if dor around 3$.

If it's not on aliexpress for that price, where the fuck will I find it? Another seller?
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>>57646624
ur mum
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>>57646692
>Your Money, your Prerogative
I know, but you're (/csg/) the experienced ones in terms of both buying chink shit, and dealing with chinks.

I'll just tell him:
"Please send proof of the missing items being sent, then I'll close the dispute."
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>>57646708
there's no tactile feedback anymore, though
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>>57646685
>pt
Every time you link non-English site a puppy dies.
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KZ will be releasing 10 driver IEMs apparently.
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>>57646714
It won't let me access anything other that the pt domain
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>>57646716
KZ have so many meme headphones I don't even know where to begin. I got KZ D9 or something over a year ago and they were nicely weighted by the fit was terrible. Sound wasn't great compared to Piston 2s either

I seen the coloured ZSTs that look great and have detachable cables which I've never tried before, worried they'll sound shit compared to hybrid pistons/re400s i have
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>>57646705
Yes, add it to your wish list and use the "find similar products" future, or wait a few days to is if the price drops on black Friday, i got mine for 3.50$.
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>>57646731
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Soft-Memory-Sponge-Mechanical-Keyboard-Wrist-Rest-Pad-Gamer-PC-Handguard-Comfortable-Ergonomic-Game-Large-Mat/32758268242.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.xNNxR6
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>>57646731
Global site top right you euro beaner
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Anyone know where to get iPod Video 30GB batteries cheap? Aliexpress prices are too high, I just need a $2 cheapo to boot it up and make sure my iFlash is still working
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>>57646764
Batteries aren't measured in GB
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>>57646788
but the iPod Video 30GB has a specific battery, doofus
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>>57646788
>he doesn't measure battery in GigaBatts
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>>57646764
ebay has plenty. 10-15 is the cheapest you're going to find them. audiophiles have turned the ipod 5/6 modding into a meme, you can find ssd mod ipods for $800 on ebay.
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Want to buy a Xiaomi Car Charger. In the product description, they say this works with most cars made after 2013.
Anyone bought something similar and care to share his experience? What are the chances this will work with my 10 year-old Rover?
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>>57646716
Why.

Out of all the balanced armature iems by sony, the best sounding ones are the ones with only 1 armature per canal.
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>>57646855
Forgot product link:
http://www.gearbest.com/car-charger/pp_280751.html
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Thx for the randomizer suggestion /csg/
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>>57646764
>$7.49 free shipping on Aliexpress is too high
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>mfw my dad bought a (chink) phone recharger for 12€ at retail
>mfw it costs 2,50€ on ebay shipped from my country, even less if you buy it from China
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Anyone here can recommend a Good Cheap Chink Wireless Charger?
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Anyone have any experience with buying books off taobao? Amazonjew wants $80 for a book that chinks sell for ~$35 on taobao.
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>>57646949
I bought this one:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Table-Desktop-Embedded-Qi-Wireless-Charging-Charger-Surface-Waterproof-For-Samsung-S6-Edge-Plus-Note-5/32340405993.html

Charges my LG G4 surprisingly fast. Don't know if it's cheap enough for you though.
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>>57646118
nice mousepad
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>>57646972
ask Taobao General on /cgl/
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>>57646930
Accessories's where the money is made.
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>>57646972
Pretty Gud

Fair Warning though: Shipping puts enormous stress on your book. Choosing a well-established exporters can be better than going down the bottomline.
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>>57646667
Update time. I'll wait for the tracking number to activate, then I'll close it.

Give or take, 12 hours.
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>>57646261
Bump?
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>>57647098
Fuck off. No one is here to hold your hand as you shop you faggot, get whatever one you think fits you best.
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>>57646641
Why isn't there a fucking 104-key option? I want a tenkey, like the piece of shit I am.
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>>57646749
>>57646747

>>57646743
will do
Thanks. Not a beaner bro, just Barbosa.
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>>57647143
Check out motospeed mechs on gearbest, they do several 104-key mechs
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>>57647143
Motospeed Inflictor.
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First 11.11. order arrived, it's the ED9 memephones. These things are surprisingly tiny.
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GUYS

why the fuck am I still not getting the Alipay e-mail???

I want to waste my money but the chinks won't let me
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>>57647236
Fuck of you inpatient shit, it literally does not matter.
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>>57647253
>it literally does not matter
I am not giving the chink sellers my CC
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>>57646855
>Want to buy a Xiaomi Car Charger. In the product description, they say this works with most cars made after 2013.

so why the xiaomi car charger so expensive? what does it do over a normal USB charger?
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Anyone have that price history link?
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>>57647257
aly pay is used automatically no mater if you have it registered or not.
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>>57647257
anon meant that literally nobody gives a shit about your whining. if you have a serious question, ask. if you don't, just shut the fuck up and do something useful with your life for a change.
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>>57646895
it's too expensive for what i need. i have a Ruizu and a Sansa Clip+, i don't need the 128GB ipod video as well, i just need it to be able to turn on so i can sell the adapter inside
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O shiiit whaddup
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>>57647295
b-bunker bro?
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>won a mechanical keyboard for 23.5 USD on ebay.

I hope I'm not getting chinked lel.
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>>57647295
don't go to the light anon
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>boarseman CX98

is this a meme?
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>>57647268
It Xiaomis.
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>>57647322
rate my haul ladz
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>>57647268
It's not just a charger, it also sends audio from your smartphone to your car audio.
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>>57647336
tell me about those KZs
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>>57647295
Bunkerbro, you're my hero! How's the bunker going?
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Oh yeah, my chink brick game came!
It's chinkier than those from my childhood!
The joy!
I need to find some batteries
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Why is there a homeless Japanese guy in the OP
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Does Ali do Black Friday and Cyber Monday or are they all about Singles' Day?

I'm hoping to get a good deal on a Kingdian one of these dags since my HDD is more or less dead.
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>>57647336
That huion tablet is only useful for osu, works like shit for drawing because of the small active area.
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>>57647354
He used to order chink shit too. Now look at him...
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>>57647360
if you visited the website you wouldn't have to be here asking idiot questions
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>>57646855
bought one, works perfectly with my 2004 cayenne
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>>57647336
Should have bought one of those bug, intuous sized ugees or an xp pen with stolen wacom batteryless pen technology.
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>>57647374
Fuck do I feel like a retard now.

Feels like I've been visiting every day looking for some news since Single's Day and then I just forgot.
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What the fuck is a select coupon? There's literally no info on it other than valid date. I can't use it when ordering either.
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>>57647402
>What the fuck is google? There's literally no info on it. I can't use it either.
http://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/select_coupon_introduction.htm
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>>57647344
Not listened to them much but they didn't work well with my phone but was fine with other stuff
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>>57647419
Thanks. I'm against spoonfeeding, but I really couldn't find it.
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So 3 things arrived recently
>Monk memes
They were pretty good but I have decent in-ears so I gave them away. I did notice that the foam covers came of really easy when just thrown in my pocket so maybe a dab of superglue would make that a non-issue.
>68 cent lapel mic
Sounds decent, it's on par with some 5 dollar desk mic I bought. Definitely good enough for any casual voice chatting you might do. Definitely not for anything that requires accurate high fidelity whatever audio. For that you should definitely get a real mic.
>70 cent rear bike lights
They definitely don't light anything up bright enough to see, but they work great if you need to make yourself more visible. Build quality is pretty shit desu but it's expected at 70 cents. At least they came with the two AG10 button cells they use even though the listing said they weren't included. They look waterproof as claimed but I wouldn't even be mad if they weren't.
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Anyone know of some really cheap(like 2-3 bucks) microphones?

Just need one for VOIP so it doesn't need to be great or anything, just enough so my voice comes out clearly.
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>>57647445
>I'm against spoonfeeding
well now you should just kill yourself, hypocrite cunt
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>>57647445
>I really couldn't find it.
It's the number one link if you google 'aliexpress select coupon'
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>>57647454

>>57647457 here. Is it one of those that is basically just a clip and a foam ball?

I bought one of those once and apart from seemingly recording every noise in the world except my voice, they then broke after 2 minutes of testing.
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>>57647454
Link to the mic senpai?
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>>57647354
That's Brother Sharp, baka
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>these Black Friday """"""deals""""""

getting reeeeal tired of your shit gaybeast
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Is there a search word for non in-ear canal ear buds?

Like the old cheap ones you used to get with an ipod or whatever. They are really hard to find these days.
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>>57647496
what is this, 2002
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>>57629187
>>57629187
yoo how much was it, what size r u and what did u order? looks fine
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Just got my sanda g shock lookalike watch. Its suprisingly good quality, feels really nice. Were only 6.3$ on 11/11. Eaven comes with an english manual.
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>>57647510
My fragile oversensitive ears who sure wishes it was.
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Is there a single mouse in the whole Chinaland with a button like outlined in picrelated?
I've been using mice with that button set as double click for way too long, I can't let go.
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>>57647519
aren't they called earbuds

iirc IEMs are earphones
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>>57647485
>>57647483
I can't say anything about how much it picks up background noise since while I used it, it was pretty quiet around me. Used it fine for a few hours with a laptop. Here's the one I was talking about in the post: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/powered_buttplug/32575814357.html
But I'm pretty sure any of the listings like this are fine: http://www.gearbest.com/hairy_suppository/pp_355850.html
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>>57647543
They are but you still only really get the IEM's when you search for it.
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>>57647557
Yeah. That's one of the types that was a real dud for me.

Maybe I just got a really broken one.
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I promised a comparison review of the original and the chink v-moda boom pro mic.
I opened the package and found a battered carton box with the mic in it. The volume regulator had some light scratches to it and there was some dust and warehouse dirt in the plastic case.
At first I thought it was refurbished but when looking closer putting the (original) one from amazon next to the one from aliexpress I noticed that the cord of the splitter calbe is seperate the moment it leaves the adapter unlike the original one. Next there a gold coloured metal ring at the base of the 4 pole 3.55 jack, this is plastic on the original one. Finally the volume wheel on the cord has some resistance on this one, very smooth on the original one, but I don't remember if it was like this and broke in over time.
Now of course: mic sound quality.
The original one is very clear and pretty good quality for this type of mic (35€). The chink version definitely is not as good, sound a bit muddied, muffled sound, not awful though.
Now there is a chance this isn't a fake and just a model that didn't pass QC/that is refurbished, I don't know. If I had to guess I'd say it's fake.
Is it worth 10€? imo yes
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>>57646094
>>57646186
Where are they shipped from?
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>>57647590
Forgot the add something. The mic and headphone cords branching out from the 4pole splitter are a bit longer on the chink version. Also, swapping out the splitter with he original one seemed to give a tiny bit better mic quality.
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>>57647382
thanks dude
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Holy shit, nine days from mainland China to northern eu with Free shipping. New record.
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>>57647353
>that cancer plastic
>those vivid unnatural colors
>blocky screen
>monophonic sound
My god its like 1996 all over again
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always a pleasure receiving a package from ali
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>>57647661
Wtf they stink cheap perfume
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>>57647701
it's to mask the earwax smell of the chink who tested them.
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>>57647347
>>57647310
>>57647304
No sorry to disapoint, i am not bunkerbro... I wish I were.
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>>57647685
gloves for touch screens!

They work but are made for manlets and chinks, cannot really put my manly bear paw in it without fearing to tear this cheap shit.
WIll probably give to to some grill
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>>57647707
Its ok to put in my ear? r-right?
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>>57647707
>>57647732

>people bitch about smell of chink cancer in packages
>chinks take note
>spray packages with cancerous deodorant

You brought this on yourself.
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I got chinked, a little. The mouse was supposed to come with a bluetooth dongle but it didn't. Also I haven't tested this displayport adaptor or the sdr thing.

I just hope this keyboard doesn't fall apart because it is actually pretty decent.
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>>57647718
Get some of the wind stoppers you keep seeing "on sale". They're really fucking warm and they have touchscreen pads.
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>>57647762
Look for the dongle inside the battery compartment.
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>>57647269
chnprice.com / aliprice.com
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>>57647772
I checked; it isn't there.
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>>57647307
Not as good as that anon who got a mech for €4
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>>57647701
ungrateful cunt
> Features: Special cable, with No.5 Perfume
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I ordered this phone stand on the 22nd of October. Should I dispute? Maybe ask for a partial refund?
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>>57647762
Tell them, maybe they'll send you one (or a refund) as long as you don't open a dispute.
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>>57647496
You mean like the VE Monks?
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>>57647805
underrated 2bh

>>57647820
Yeah if they aren't responsive then you have to do what you gotta do.
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/kawaii-bank-robberies/32668113807.html
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>>57647837
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Crochet-Kooky-Mask-Beanies-Men-s-Women-s-Hats-Funny-Halloween-Handmade-Knitted-Ski-Balaclava-Birthday/32674708173.html
>>
Should I buy the Kingdian S280? It's cheap as shit right now and my current SSD only has 96 GB of meme-space
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>>57646094
>Estimated ship date Dec 23rd
You might as well buy it from the chinks directly
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>>57647496
Edifier and VE Monks
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>>57647852
Yes
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>>57647852
>It's cheap as shit right now
As in, cheaper than usual? Link?
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>>57647877
44€ on gearbest
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>>57647661
>northern eu
Another mongolfag? I'm the one who originally posted the UiiSii deal to here and I'm still waiting for mine >.<
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>>57647754
I like to see my self as a pioneer, like columbus. Navigating the chink shit sea. Sometimes you takes risks.
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>>57647899
At least you're doing more than Columbus has actually done 2bh
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>>57647885
It's 38€ on Ali. Gets even cheaper if you want the 250gb one, that's going for 60€.
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>>57647885
That's the 120gb one? That's not cheap then, they used to sell for around 30€, cheapest I remember seeing was 26€ on flash sale. Same thing with the 240gb one, used to sell for under 50€
>>
so anyone had one of those kingdian for more than 6 months?


BOTH my 64 gb sharks got corrupted in 3 months
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>>57647952
Same here with those sharkies, but in less time.

Why are so many cards just shit these days
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>>57647966
meanwhile my 32gb samsung going stronk after 1 year

fucking chink'd
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>Order chinkshit.
>It ships from fucking Spain, through Switzerland.
I'm Australian btw.
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>>57647978
I've had lexars and sandisks fail in like half a year
I just don't fucking get it
Actually on second thought I think the problem might be with android cutting down their lifespan 2bh
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>>57647978
So did my Remax/Sandisk
My Fujitsu/EVO on the otherhand...
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>>57647952
Running a 120gb Kingdian M280 since March on my memepad, no issues at all.

And a 128gb shark as encrypted internal storage on my phone with adoptable storage since February, also without issues.
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w2c pepe hat?
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Anyone from PH?

Which do you guys use for conversion? It seems that paypal conversion is cheaper or better than bank conversion.
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>>57648027
>paypal
you're a funny guy
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>>57648018
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/discount-Pepe-the-sad-meme-frog-Twitter-famous-dank-meme-hat-sad-Kermit-Tea-cap-casquette/32759714089.html
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Found this neat looking (non-mech) keyboard on aliexpress for $9.99. features seem good for such a low price (3-color backlight, anti-ghosting, splash proof etc.)
http://s.aliexpress.com/2yyQFnea
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>>57647194
>>57647184
This keyboard looks p good. Let's hope I don't get c h i n k e d.
Does anyone else have one that they can compare to a SPENDY PIECE OF CONSUMERIST COCK (i.e. cherry mx board of some sort)? Which supplier did you buy yours from?
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>>57648003
>>57647966
>>57647952

Could be the contents of the SD that corrupted yo shit
>>
>tfw card doesn't work directly for chinkshit payments so I'm restricted to using paypal on goebblesbest and ebay
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Today I wanted to tip a chink seller for their ingenuity. This is absolutely perfect.

They needed to ship a lithium battery, but it's not allowed. Instead they stuck it into the battery compartment of this toy and shipped that. It came through no problem. AND THE TOY EVEN WORKS. I put batteries in it and it plays two different sounds and some kind of chink jingle. Absolutely perfect.
>>
How are Mixza cards for action cameras like Gopros?

I read that those action cameras need high speed microsd cards, will shark cards be good enough?
>>
>>57647762
Where'd you get the picks from (what store)?
Have you practiced with them at all?
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>>57648059
>Could be the contents of the SD that corrupted yo shit

no I just stored some mangas on mine (.zip and .rar mostly)
inserted in my Teclast Tablet.

It kept asking me to reformat it, and even when empty and formatted it would show up as corrupt after some minutes.


The other one was in my nvidia shield tv.
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>>57648068
thats pretty damn funny.
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>>57648068
5 star packaging.
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>>57648059
Nah, the contents work elsewhere, it's just you literally cannot be taking out your sd card from your android device, using it elsewhere, and then popping it back in. It's either gotta stay in the droid or nah.
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>>57648068
Noice

>>57648079
And you just proved my point
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>>57648068
G O D S
No western company would go through that effort 2bh
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>>57648094
>And you just proved my point

>an empty, formatted shark card refuses to work
>it's your content

ok
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Hey guise, I need a new phone and I was looking at chinkphones, but now this:
http://www.mediamarkt.se/sv/product/_zte-blade-a512-svart-1293225.html?utm_source=prisjakt&utm_campaign=SMARTPHONE%20(OL%EF%BF%BDST)&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=1293225&utm_content=ZTE%20BLADE%20A512%20BLACK#specifikation

is almost the same price as a chinkphone and I won't have to bother with alipay.
How much better is the, say, Redmi 3A/4A?
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>>57648054
Gearbest is the cheapest I think. Check the archive for reviews, that kb is one of the original /csg/ memes
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>>57648111
Get this instead

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Elephone-S7-Android-6-0-Mobile-Phone-MTK-Helio-X20-Deca-Core-5-5-Inch-4G/32764497254.html
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>>57648054
Chinese keyboards feel meh, they are scratchy, as a first mechanical its okay, but not as good as gateron or cherry switches. (gateron>cherry)
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My intel stickers arrived the other week
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>>57646645
Nice HCK is very good, bought a bounch of stuff on 11.11 also good comunication with the seller, very kind
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>>57648139
Time to get to putting them on all those condom packs
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>>57648130
I wanna keep it under about $105
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>>57648136
I thought gateron switches were extremely cheaper than cherry mx?
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>>57646390
Are the DPI preset or are they programmable?
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>>57648155
nope
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>>57645990
Waiting on my Folex from Chyna.

Should hopefully get it before Christmas.
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>>57646065
Ask to speak to a manager
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>>57647268
With Xiaomi charger you can be sure that it doesn't burn your phone.
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>>57648074
Gearbest, and no, not at all. I don't know what I'm going to do with them.
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>>57646261
Can you afford the 32gb?
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>>57648139
Link?

Tips for other cool stickers/decorations?
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oh wait LOL my sharks actually work on the PC

and lo and behold, fucking android didn't even format it
my manga are still there
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>>57648230
honestly android is just a fucking disaster
>>
Bought a pair of tenmak banjo, first buy from aliexpress.
Got them yesterday and well, they don´t sound that great or im just stupid, how can I tell whether I don´t like them due to poor taste or if i got chinkd
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>>57648205
Buy in bulk, its cheaper. Search under industrial computer components on Aliexpress
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>>57648230
shit taste
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-New-OUKITEL-K4000-Android-5-1-MTK6735P-Quad-Core-1-0GHZ-Mobile-Phone-2G-3G/100077_32534325322.html?sdom=101.662.692.0_32534325322

I only use phones to call and message with.
Also play My Little Talking Angela.

Has anyone used Oukitel phones? Will I get chinked if I order one?
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>>57648254
I just didn't want to spoonfeed actual good stuff ;^)
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>>57647382
Can I get a Chink made Cayenne?
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>>57647512
It doesn't look like a g shock but it's good enough.
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thank you based chinks for sending me the normal sized TFV8 when I ordered the baby

also thank you based Hon Lik for inventing the electronic cigarette
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>>57647685
And how your neighbors think that you got some secret drug shipment.
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>>57648256
They're well made but they have low end specs (outside of battery capacity).

If you're not doing anything intensive and just want a phone you can play catch with and forget to charge four days out of five, then it's your only ticket.
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>>57648193
Just jiggle them around in the lock on your front door and tell me if they fall the fuck apart.
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>>57648358
Sounds p good.
Thanks lad.
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>>57647707
"Friend it is to make da earphone smell like so pretty please dont be mad"
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>>57647762
Does the Ultrafire even work?
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>>57648331
Sure thing
http://jalopnik.com/5521093/chinese-copy-improve-porsche-cayenne/

Or maybe you'd prefer a fake Macan?
http://jalopnik.com/the-chinese-porsche-macan-copy-could-fool-your-neighbor-1710337770
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>more than a month passed
>my chinkshit still didn't arrive
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>>57648391
see you in a month.
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>>57648331
of course you can it even comes with a Bentley style grill for double luxury
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>>57648394

If I don't kill myself till then
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>>57648353
Gay looking ass tank
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>>57648391
Know that feel VERY well. What the longest anyone on here has ever waited?
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>>57648356
>Order anhydrous caffeine powder from CHOINA.
>Customs flags and tests it every single fucking time.
>40g usually, which is about 400 lazy doses, 80 high doses or 20 lethal doses.
>Last time I tell them to do a line of it if they're so worried because I couldn't be fucked to pay the fee/cheaper to order another batch and hope it skips through.
>Three days later there's federals at my workplace questioning me about threatening a customs officer.
Didn't get anything more than a warning, but I nearly shat my pants.
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>>57648416
around 6 weeks.
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>>57648391
>Tfw coming up on a month.
>Check purchase protection.
>42 days to go.
Kill me now.
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>>57648418
Nigga really? Stop buying crazy shit from the Chinese
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>>57648400
>>57648385
You guys are painfully out-of-date...

http://www.carnewschina.com/2016/11/11/zotye-sr9-porsche-macan-clone-launched-on-the-chinese-car-market/
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>>57648416
9 months for my first purchase.
I bought a batch of key rings and forgot about it until 150 key rings arrived on my doorstep.
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>>57648434
"no"
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>>57648443
How the fuck did it take that long?
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Im going to order a replacement DS shell, does anyone have experience with these chinese ones? im feeling doubtful about the quality
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>>57648378
Yes, it works fine.
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>>57648416
My Redmi Note 3 Pro.
>sent on September 19th
>Arrived to my country on October 8th
>???
Already got the 60-day refund and all but i wanted my memephone ;-;
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>>57648434
Cheaper than energy drinks, no calories and it's a fuck load cheaper than PW.
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>tfw when waiting on 2 packages from family, xiaomi xl mousepad, o2 amp power supply for nipland, first ugreen product (usb type c otg file for dealing with peasant tier 16gb storage on a nexus 5x)
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>>57648139

why?
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>>57648435
The chinese version actually looks better design wise lel.
That vertical grill on the original is shite.
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>>57648447
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hip-Hop-Teeth-Grillz-For-Mouth-Grillz-Caps-Top-Bottom-Grill-Set-vampire-teeth-for-Halloween/32759861027.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10000007_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10097_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_8&btsid=ddfd4673-99ea-46c5-b62f-93deb5db53a1
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>>57648457
looks suspect. i'd probably buy a broken DS from ebay and take the shell. or diy it. sand blast and paint it and then lacquer it. nice little project
>>
>>57648469
Get some
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>>57648455
Bought it from Alibaba, was running a reseller operation at a local market, so it sort of got lost in the wave of shit.
I think they had a backorder and had a long lead time on manufacturing or they forgot about my order.
Either way I didn't care and I had a good laugh when I finally figured out where the mystery goods came from.
>>
Has anyone ordered DNP from china, used it and didn't go blind?
Share protips please.
>>
>>57648473
Best of all, look at the price

>Frigging $16.115 – 23.900
>While the Actual Macan starts at $83.000
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>>57648418

Bro anything in powder form on Ali is just the ashes of mass-cremated dissidents, you know that right
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>>57645990
Jackie is that u
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>>57648495
tips on dnp or tips on living as a blind person?
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>>57648527
> and didn't go blind
What could a non-blind person tell me about being blind?
>>
>>57648418
>>Last time I tell them to do a line
nigga are you actually snorting caffeine powder?
>>
>>57648457
>looks like flimsy plastic shit in the FAKE photo
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/proxmark3-develop-suit-3-Kits-proxmark-NFC-RFID-reader-writer-with-HF-LF-antenna-jtag-tool/32492571478.html

This could be gud
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>>57648530
i heard you gain a dog-like sense or smell, and the keen hearing of a bat
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>>57648489
Well, I have been.
I go through a bag in about 2 months.

500mg every workout, 200mg with breakfast.

Share some with mates and it fucking goes.
But be careful, 1,500mg at once is a lethal dose for manlets with no resistance to caffeine built up.
It will literally give you a heart attack or will stretch your heart muscles.

So, measure very carefully, cause a dose the size of one bump of coke can literally kill you.
>>
>>57648547
At first I thought you were talking about the side effects of DNP.
>>
>>57648504
There's a few trusted suppliers.
Expect to pay about 25-40c a gram.

If it's way cheaper than that, it's probably corn starch.
>>
>>57648495
it's fine, just capping it is a bitch.

You have to get it extremely dry (it's explosive so no direct heat) and then weigh it and cap it before ingesting. Ingesting straight off will turn your entire mouth yellow for weeks.

There's a reason why people pay money for it when it can be bought in bulk, it's just a pain in the ass to cap and you need to live alone to do it.
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>>57648532
Fuck no, one bump is WAY too much.
I once did a full gram and I was violently ill for a day.
500mg is right where I'm at for a good pump without feeling sick.
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>>57648418
Try to piss the chinks off so they send you a poisoned package and then kek when the customs get to open it
>>
>>57648576
I tried vaping it, can't get around the high temps required though. Just kills your coil every time.
>>
>>57648572
What about using DNP in general, do you think it's worth it?
By how much does it increase your TDEE?

I heard somewhere that it's about 15%, which imo is not worth it for the potential risks.
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HGH-Up-to-human-growth-hormone-to-increase-muscle-energizing-reduced-fat/32722104876.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10000007_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_9958_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10097_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_424_10051,searchweb201603_8&btsid=0d4e8f34-f994-48b3-9920-a80380ec211d

GET BUFF NAO YOU FAT AMERICAN! GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS MURDER. FUCK YOU AMERICA
>>
>>57648600
Fix your links shitter.
>>
>>57648602
What's wrong with it, nigger?
>>
>>57648481
nice idea, but the most diffucult part is also finding good screen outer layer things. I picked a dslite for a few bucks a while ago and its abolutely trashed. Hinges fucked, has that "all i eat is kfc" sheen and a screen scratched beyond belief. Idk why i even bothered with it honestly
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>>57648602
ttps://www.aliexpress.com/item/HGH-Up-to-human-growth-hormone-to-increase-muscle-energizing-reduced-fat/32722104876.html
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>>57648495
One of the guys at work got a HUGE bag in.
Look for the sellers marking it as agricultural supplies.
Anyone marketing it as human grade DNP is either lying, overcharging or is going to get you in a fuck load of trouble for importing a controlled drug.
DNP (in my country at least) is used in agriculture, in its agricultural Form it's pretty much pure and completely unregulated - "human grade" DNP is mostly a scam and is illegal.
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Unique-Design128cm-Molly-Plus-With-Breast-RealLife-Cute-Pretty-Mini-Girl-Real-Sex-Doll-Realistic/32673090992.html
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>>57647492
>yet another V88 pro sale
The things are good with libreelec tho
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>>57648589
Kek, I dare not piss of my chink overlords.
>>57648590
Nigga, in its pure Form it's a fucking powder.
To Vale it you'd have to hydrate it and when you would try to Vale it you'd mainly just dry it out.
It also tastes fucking fowl, just mix it into a glass of water and chug it without letting it sit on your tongue.
Don't snort it, you always underestimate how much there is and will taste it for hours in the back of your throat.
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>>57648435
kek
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>>57648598
Wowee, it's a good thing I browse csg and I'm a veteran DNP user since /fit/ has mass banned DNP threads for the past few months.

Okay DNP is 10% increase in metabolism for every 100 mg in your bloodstream. A normal dose of DNP is about 250 mg which is the low end for 25% increase in metabolism. Assuming you're a normal male with a 2000 calorie burn daily, that would lead to a 600 calorie deficit thanks to DNP a day. This is equivalent to doing a few hours of cardio. Of course, considering how taking DNP daily stacks, you'll more than likely see a higher metabolism burn when you read max DNP blood concentration.

For beginners takes 250mg. Take 500 mg once you're more experienced. At most take it up to 750 mg as 1gram is for the extremely experienced and anything above that will literally kill you. DNP is retardedly safe for a weight loss drug and as long you NEVER EVER go over 1 gram, you'll never face any side effects or issues like cataracts only affects women.

I took DNP for years cutting on and off and you can easily lose 1-2lbs a day on 500mg. Remember that you can outeat DNP and you still need to exercise. Take it on a 21 day cycle and take a break for as long as you took it as a general rule. You can change it once you get more experience. That would lead to about a 10lbs weight loss on 250mg in 21 days which is good enough for most people.
>>
what is the english term for those screwdrivers that don't rotate the screws back but only forward?

"friction" in my language
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>>57648653
m8 nicotine is a white crystalline powder as well.
Don't run your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>57648707
Uhh what?
>>
>>57648671
Thanks a lot lad.

I've been on low fat keto for 4 months now and I'd have to keep it up for half a year more with 1h of intense cardio a day to reach my goal weight. Which I probably won't be able to pull off.
It's already taking a toll on me, too fatigued to do anything.
And I haven't shat in a week.
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>>57648671
To add to this, extra emphasis on the cycling and eating clean whilst using DNP.
The fatter you are and the worse you're eating, the worse DNP will make you feel.
Ideally, don't fuck with it until you run out of room to go with plain exercise and low effect stims.
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>>57648608
they can make nice little projects but i'd find something closer to OEM quality desu. i bought a chink housing for my ipod video last year and it looks just as bad now cos it was such shitty plastic
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>>57648721
>Uhh what?
you lock it in "screw" or "unscrew" mode and they rotate loosely in one direction, and strong in the other, so that the screws only get twisted in one way.

no batteries, it's a mechanic thing
>>
Any recommended tablets from taobao? Going to China soon for few weeks
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>>57648707
That's a ratchet driver m8.
>>
http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-pants/pp_517120.html

Chinki breeki iv dumpling
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>>57646236
Does it still count as ordering inside EU?
I don't want pay an extra +22% import tax for living in a socialist state.
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>>57648753
>ratchet driver

THANKS!!!
>>
There's literally no smartphone integrated home security technology in my third world shithole and the demand from the corrupt oligarchs is insanely high.

Ordering arduinos and orange pi right now.

/csg/ is going to make me a millionaire.
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>>57648735
true that, you know i think i will try to restore this casing then, what the hell. The paint on its already peeling so it should be fairly easy. Ill just try and order better quality screen cover things.
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>>57648722
Google DNP guides and read up on this

>>57648734
The problem with DNP is that since your metabolism is burning overtime, you feel hot as hell and need to be in a cold temperature with fans all the time. Also this creates immensely huge hunger. It's a struggle for most people to eat clean and it's very very easy for some people to outeat the DNP. It's like you pig out and instead of seeing that weight drop the next day, your weight stays stable for a few days.

If you already eat clean and do some cardio, doing it on DNP will massively boost your weight loss. If you don't eat clean and don't work out, DNP will still help but you can out do it.
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>>57648708
You'll fine anhydrous caffeine powder is ridiculously difficult to hydrate effectively.
Any attempt to hydrate it with just a shaker bottle will prove fruitless, as once you start to vaporise away the water you will be left with the powder.

Trust me, I use a lot of this shit, it's not going to work unless you have lab conditions, under which circumstances you're really inconveniencing yourself.
Just mix some with a glass of water and chug it.
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>>57648770
Wrong
>>
The stuff I ordered yesterday already shipped but I'm still waiting on a big custom order from 11/11.
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>>57648068
holy shit, I had one of these as a kid! mine was a pikachu, but the buttons were the exact same
what the fuck, I'm nostalgia'ing too hard right now. probably still have it in a fucking ancient box of toys

>>57648139
but why
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>>57648435
>eighty-three thousand dollary-dingoes

Isn't that more expensive than an actual Macan? I thought they were around the 50-60 Gs price point
>>
>>57648600
It's already too late for me (175 cm 22 yo), but I think I'll give HGH to my children so that they can escape the cursed fate of being a manlet.
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>>57648774
True, but if you're overweight you're at a much greater risk of having a "thermal" and ending up in the emergency room.
I'd still advise people to get to a stable weight before the hit DNP, it's great for cutting and shredding, but not great for people who just need a lifestyle change.
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>>57648748
Xiaomi Mipad
Cube iWorks
Teclast
Huawei mediapad
>>
>>57648763
Nope, these packages will have that yellow sticker. On other hand DX offers "Import Tax & VAT Insurance" for very cheap price.
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>>57648807
>Reading comprehension.
The Macan in top spec costs that much.
The Chinkmobile is a fifth of that price.
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>>57648774
>The problem with DNP is that since your metabolism is burning overtime, you feel hot as hell and need to be in a cold temperature with fans all the time.

Just do it in winter. You'll save money on your heating bill at the same time.
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>>57648809
>too late
>22

Dude, I'm 25. I'd do it if I could
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>>57648777
>water

Again, don't run yo mouf son.
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>>57648811
Nah, if you're fat DNP works better. 250mg is jackshit and feels like nothing.

DNP is a fast forward button for weight loss but people who keep the same lifestyle will easily regain all that weight. For most people. it's just a way to get thinner faster and for them to keep it that way requires a lifestyle change. It's all up on them desu. It's an extremely safe and the most effective weight loss drug.
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>>57648807
In China, Luxury Brands, such as Mercedes/Audi/JLR/Porsche/BMW/RR/Cadillac like to overcharge their made-in-China models.

It's not a surprise why copies still pop up every once in a while.
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>>57648845
>extremely safe
>DNP
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>>57648707
are you talking about a ratcheting driver
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>>57648457
The repro cases vary in quality. Some are absolute trash and don't even fit, arrive warped, or break after a few days. No aftermarket cases will ever equal nintendo OEM but if your case is in shit condition then you have nothing to lose.
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>>57646855

>1. look at your car's lighter input
>2. compare it with the new jack

Problem solved. Did this with my 11 year-old Volvo. Works fine.
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Alloy-Steel-anti-ballistic-Plate-bulletproof-backpack-panel-bulletproof-backpack-inserts-student-bag-bulletproof-panel/933419092.html

Would you buy plate armor from the chinks? Most of the include some kind of testing protocols/ certificates and in a lot of yuro countries, body armor isn't illegal but manufacturers will still only sell to law enforcement.
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>>57648843
Please point me to a gym with a water cooler that dispenses anything other than water.

It's about feasibility not possibility.

>>57648845
Bruh, I've seen plenty of fat cunts hit the DNP trap, it hurts them pretty bad most of the time - I assume it's because their body isn't used to it as much and they have that extra blubber keeping them hot.
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>>57648886
I've been using the "smoke" on the outside since I've owned the DSL (probably 8 years now). The interior felt like shit and squeaked so I replaced it with a repro black case I found and it's been good for the last six years. Originally, this was a white DSL with a cracked hinge.
>>
>>57648774
How to measure and cap dnp?
Do I need one of those drug dealer scales?
>>
>>57648886
i have a load of those datatravlers anon - do you find the speeds to be absolute garbage for a USB3 stick?

actually what's the name of the microsd/usb benchmarking tools with all the weeb shit all over it?
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>>57648908
and here's the back. The sticker has been on there for a couple years (haven't used my DSL since about when I installed the sticker) and I put it on for shits and giggles. The white parts on the bottom are just because I can. The "smoke" battery cover and shoulder buttons were fine.
>>
>>57648916
Crystaldiskmark shinzuku or whatever edition
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>>57648916
Oh, yeah, those usbs are trash. The speeds are barely faster than USB2.0 (if at all). I got them for free though so I don't mind.

Are you referring to Crystal Disk Mark?
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>>57648903
Are you retarded anon.
>>
>>57648941
>>57648950
thanks anons, and yea they are shitty. i use a big one to host wbfs shit for the wii, works well but for straight transfers i was convinced my laptop was fucked it was that slow
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>>57648965
Forgive me for trying to stop fat guys from killing themselves when all they need is a lifestyle change.

You don't need DNP to lose weight, you only need DNP to shred.

If you're overweight DNP poses a much higher risk to you and you should change your lifestyle before starting it.
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What makes the Redmis a meme?
This
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_234312.html?wid=11
seems to have the same specs but way cheaper (admittedly it's on sale right now). Do xiaomi have anything special I don't know about?
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>>57649030
Same specs as Redmi 3*
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Two-Pieces-Set-Alumina-PE-NIJ-IV-Bulletproof-Panel-Al2o3-NIJ-4-Stand-Alone-Ballistic-Panel/1511609999.html

Looking at the test pictures from random slavs and a chink institute, this might be the real stuff.
>>
>>57649006
Please, lots of fat people used DNP fine. Being fat doesn't mean you emit more heat, that's crazy talk. It's all up to the dosage of the DNP in your bloodstream that will effect the heat you feel.
>>
Just placed my first order on Aliexpress,
after finally getting my alipay account.

I'm getting this motherfucker for 20 euroshekels
>>
>>57649006
No m8, you are fucking retarded. You don't vape fucking water and why the shit would you mix your juice at a fucking gym.
>>
>>57649062
If you eat more, as fat people tend to, then you will burn more, generating more heat.
If you are fat then your body is a natural fucking insulator, which holds the heat in.

Fat people will see fantastic results with a lifestyle change and will likely just get sick as fuck if they cycle DNP.
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Status of Redmi 3S looks nice.
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>>57649091
Why the fuck would you take in large amounts of caffeine if you're not going to work out?
>>
>>57649103
You only feel more heat when consuming carbs on DNP which is why people recommend you restrict them during DNP cycles.

You're just spouting broscience at the moment.
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-22-8cm-high-Souvenir-figurine-Bronze-statue-of-Chairman-Mao-resin-sculptures-with-gift-box/32278295425.html
>>
>>57648931
>>57648908
>>57648886
that actually looks heaps neat, what sticks out to you about the quality of it?
>>
>>57649030
>>57649048
>same specs as redmi 3
>mediakek vs snapdragon
>5mp vs 13mp camera
>2400mah vs 4100mah battery
>>
>>57649108
Thank you Mario!

But our kernel sources are in another castle!
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>>57647542
they're "A4Tech" mice anon, I think they're the only chinks to do it. I had the one in the pic, pretty good for 20 buckaroos, only downside was the chinky driver software

http://www.banggood.com/A4TECH-N-810FX-USB-Wire-Shuttle-Pin-Optical-Screenshots-Mouse-p-985330.html?rmmds=search
http://a.co/49RUbG5
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/pretty_expensive_mouse/32599923805.html

if you're really going to buy a mouse at the $30 mark, i suggest you just get a razer mouse from the chinks, an anon bought one and they were genuine
>>
>>57649130
This looks more promising
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Large-T-rex-skulls-model-solid-dinosaur-model-halloween-decoration-cranium-party-decoration-tools-teaching-model/737420_1917606441.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Two-piece-sculpture-European-Art-circle-girl-Abstract-character-sculpture-home-decor-great-gift-crafts-sculpture/737420_1874203745.html
>>
>>57649064
>allwinner
kek
>>
>>57647365
Surprised since he didn't buy bigger huion -- I mean even bigger one is 2-3x cheaper than Wacom Medium counterpart
>>
>>57649124
>You only feel more heat when consuming carbs on DNP...
And what the fuck do you think fat fucks do?
>Broscience
You ever sat in an office of fat people? A/C is always set to meat locker for a reason, body fat is a good insulator.

Fat people need a lifestyle change before going on a cycle of anything.
They'll get a lot more out of cutting 1000kcal out of their diet than starting a cycle of DNP.
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>>57647384
>stolen
really?
exact same tech or some clever reverse engineering?
>>
Ive never purchased from aliexpress before, what do i need to know?
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>>57647661
>>57647701
review when?
>>
how do i get stuff for one cent thanks
>>
>>57647353
Are there these stuff but with >4 inch screen?
Screen smaller than TI calculators' screen
>>
>>57649203
You'll get scammed and cry for mommy.
>>
>>57649030
I've never heard of a single person who didn't regret getting a Doge. They sell these in stores here and they are considered absolute bottom tier garbage that gives chink phones a bad name. To get these prices they cut corners in build quality, camera (using interpolation to buff the MP count), horrible battery and lack of common sensors such as magnetometer, gyro and gravity sensor.

Redmis are memes because they don't skim on these things, their quality is actually above "renowned" manufacturer phones in their price range. If you want a good cheaper alternative, there are always Oukitels, they are very nice and deliver for their price.
>>
>Here comes the Crystal Meth
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/70g-NATURAL-Fluorite-QUARTZ-CRYSTAL-WAND-POINT-HEALING/32506579452.html
>>
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>>57649151
>they're "A4Tech" mice anon
Gee, thanks. I didn't notice by the filename of the pic I posted (which I put there) or by the brand of the mouse I've used for over five years, including the mouse that's on my desk right now (which is the mouse in the pic I posted).

The only reason I'm asking is I don't want to spend a buncha bucks on another A4Tech again, but they got me hooked by the button.
I assume they patented it and are viciously defending it against clones. So I guess I'll just have to let go of that button and get a cheap chink mouse like a normal person.
>>
>>57649139
doogee can still live despite these
because of marketing
>>
>>57649247
>that hair sticking to it in the pics
>>
>>57649194
Well, I think wacom's patent on batteryless pen technology expired, so they just copied that.
>>
>>57649133
They scratch mega easy. My current setup uses two different cases because the "ghost" (transparent plastic) shell squeaked when you handled the console and the buttons were low quality. The matte black case was a lot better in that regard and seemed pretty well rounded. In-fact, use the oem buttons if you can. I've only ever purchased two cases for my DSL, the ghost black and the matte black. Other than cosmetic issues, I've had no real issues (unless you count the rubber hole covers falling out an issue).

I've gone through several phat ds cases though. Nearly all of them have hinge problems either immediately because the plastic is warped and does not line up or after a few weeks because the plastic is weaker than OEM and cracks. Ever case I've ever had for DS Phat had a hinge issue (three or four cases). I still have the OEM Nintendo case in storage somewhere but it desperately needs paint. That shit rubs and scratches from the factory. I do not recommend aftermarket phat cases.

So far, every case has been hit or miss and you'll know right away as soon as put it together.

If your DSL has sloppy hinges, you should purchase a new hinge spring thing now so you don't have to wait. It's not the plastic case that wears out for those.
>>
>>57649247
>flourite quartz
wtf it's either one or the other, anyway looks like a piece of sythetic quartz God knows what sort of cancer-inducing shit they added to get that colouration out of it.
>>
>>57649114
To get shit done. Regardless of that, why the shuddering fuck would you haul your glassware to a fucking gym.
>>
Does anyone know of any plasma lighters that are good?
>>
>>57649248
>I assume they patented it
lol no
I have some random chinky mouse around here which is almost identical to your original image, they're generic.
>>
>>57649347
>glassware
It's a colloquial expression of volume.
You mix your dose of caffeine powder with your other supplements and roughly a glass of water and chug it.

Plus, vaping raw caffeine would taste fucking feral.
Just take caffeine pills like a normalfag if you need to "get shit done."
>>
>>57649367
Link or I don't care that it happened. Because I've been browsing mice for a while and haven't found anything with a button like that. Except for A4Tech, of course.
>>
>>57648902

The only way you can be absolutely certain is to live in a country that actually lets you have firearms so you can test them. Otherwise you can try to pop more than one in a backpack so they're layered.

It's unlikely they'd be totally ineffective if you duct taped a couple cheap ones together, so if you're willing to haul around the weight why not? Might save you if some "refugee becomes upset" while on the tube.
>>
new thread when
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/xiaomi-earbuds/1802486_32342553678.html

hey earbuds anon, check these out!
>>57647496
>>
>>57649400
It's a 5 year old Taiwanese no-name. I'm trying to remember the shit-tier gayming brand it was a knockoff of. It wasn't A4Tech, never heard of them.
>>
>>57649416
Very very best chinkboard, angle allows for design creative, buy now.
>>
>>57649359
>High temperature.
>Chink batteries.
I don't know much, but I know that's not the best idea.
>>
>>57649030
Anyone who's ever bought a chinkphone outside of the trusted ones have always regretted it due to how awful their build quality are that you will only find out once you own them and the absolute lack of software updates which results in pissing you off with software bugs on android that will never be fixed.

Buy one knowing issues WILL crop up or resort to buying a meme xiaomi instead.
>>
>>57647496
Just buy VE Monks, they're a meme for a reason.
>>
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https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/KAWAH-Outdoor-Fiberglass-Dinosaur-T-rex_60554878980.html

Why aren't you reliving your childhood autism?
>>
>>57649484
It's just arcing anon. High V, low A.
>>
>>57649141
i chuckled
>>
>>57649484
the heat is focused on what ever gets between the arc

and those lighters all use those little lipo cells with protection circuits
>>
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>reading the VE monk description page
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>>57649511
How many fleshlights can I mount in it?
>>
>>57649400
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/REDRAGON-16400DPI-Adjustable-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-18-Programmable-Buttons-Professional-Laser-Gaming-Mouse-for-PC/32438140119.html

Is this close enough to your autism?
>>
>>57649217
4inch screen xD
The playing area is 2cm x 4cm, not even the full screen.
Plastic smells like carcinogens. The air from the package reeked of despair and no hope for a better world.
At least I know of the existence of any blue lead-based paints..
>>
>>57649485
If you want a decent non-xiaomeme then you're better off investing in the company you want to sponsor and letting the chinks buy from them, rather than buying a piece of shit you'll get no benefit off of.
>>
>>57649538
>>57649515
What if I get drunk, start dicking about with it and holding down the button for extended periods of time?

Could I overheat the device and cause the battery to go boom?
>>
>>57649606
don't know*
>>
>>57649575
Anon these things are big and have movement. You could probably turn one into a robotic dinohole.
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>>57649582
It looped around the autism spectrum from "haha all anons on 4chan have autism" to "this is actually retarded".

There's a billion mice on Ali that have a button in the top left corner. I assume people who designed them have never held a mouse, because that's by far the worst position for a button I've ever seen.
>>
>>57649649
How much do you reckon it will cost me to have it fitted with an arduino board, some servos and have it respond to my "input"?
>>
>>57649618
those protection circuits should limit the current to whatever the battery can continuously put out safely, so no

also it's kinda hard to push down that little button for a long time accidentally
>>
>Purchase a chinkshit on 11/11
>In 7 Days 11 hours 47 minutes 52 seconds Buyer Protection will end.
>Item haven't even leave china since it was rejected by customs.

Should I be worried? When should I open dispute? The seller promise me to resent the item but I don't think it will arrive before the buyer protection runs out. Will I be able to open dispute after that?
>>
>>57649618
You'll cause the battery to go flat.
>>
>>57649665
They HAVE servos. Scroll down and read the listing you mong.
>>
>>57649665
It'll cost the last remaining hope of you joining the bottom tier of normal society.
>>
>>57649719
Beautiful.

Now I just need to record the sounds of a dinosaur in heat.
>>
>>57649730
good luck with that
>>
>>57649700
Send them a message asking them to extend buyer protection.
>>
>>57649700
you have 2 options m8
1. ask seller to extend the buyer protection deadline
2. open dispute before the deadline
>>
>>57649743
What do you mean?
>>
What should I get to replace my aging and polished mousepad?
>>
>>57646597
Got the Bobo Z4, pretty cool. Needs tweaking. If you've got really shitty eyes some of the adjustments won't be friendly to you. The glass presses very tightly against the spot between your eyes.
>>
>>57649730
It has sounds too. Seriously scroll down to the list of technical specifications.
>>
>>57649783
A girlfriend.
>>
Any decent mice going on sale?
Actually, do chinks even do black friday?
>>
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>>57649783
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>>57649791
It's purpose made for pleasure.
>>
>>57649805
Gearbest has a black friday sale.
>>
>>57649814
Link to store page?
>>
>>57649754
>>57649748

Thanks m8, I'll ask the seller to do so.
>>
>>57649814
chinklink
>>
>>57649484
>>57649515
>>57649618
>>57649689
>>57649707
Sure, but are there any of those that are particularly good?
>>
>>57649783
A trackball.
>>
>>57646423
what mech is that?
>>
>>57649829
Oh, thanks.


Motospeed v30 for 15.89$, Motospeed v40 for 12.19$
Anyone here have any experience with either?
>>
Make new thread before I kill myself
>>
>>57649955

new thread >>57650011
>>
>>57649359
I ordered some for around $6 and they're not shit. One has gone 'out' but that is probably because of fucked up usage by someone involved using it on metal (probably acted like a short circuit and fried the battery). Not much else about it, really.
>>
>>57649139
Hey you're right dude thanks for pointing those out
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