cats are botnet
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/are-cats-spies-sent-by-aliens-motherboard-examines-a-favorite-internet-conspiracy-theory
>>57614310
EXPOSED!!!
>vice
This doesn't seem all that related to /g/
>>57614310
Cats carry toxoplasmosis. 90% of cat owners too. Now this is literal botnet.
It eats human's brain and controls emotions, suppressing fear.
>>57614393
Yamete kudasai.
>>57614378
it is quite related if you believe that cats are alien's bio-tech
>>57614310
Fucken CIA space aliens, you don't need a cat when you can talk to God
>>57614475
Say hello to him for me, i can't understand his language. He is either shy or can't hear me.