HACKERS MAKE GOD-MODE REMOTE EXPLOITS AGAINSTA EDGE, STILL UNPATCHED

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/11/10/hackers_remotely_pwn_win_10_microsoft_edge_gain_system_code_exec/

>>57575128
When Microsoft releases its newest software, their not shipping their best. They're not shipping their most secured. They're shipping their worst with a lot of bugs and they're bringing more security holes. They're shipping zero-days. They're shipping security holes. They're awful. And some of them, I assume, are intentional.

>>57575253
Why would microsoft intentionally make their products look bad?

>>57575128
I wouldn't have thought that something like this could be possible with Windows!

>>57575128
No one cares about that. Breaking out of VMWare is the interesting part.

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>>57575287
They realized they are dying soon anyway

Embedded device market didn't work, phones didn't work, tablets didn't work and neither did servers.

So they started targeting the dumb mactard crowd with surfacebooks and the new windows PCs

>>57575287
Why would they care if they did?

Is your granny going to go and install gentoo?

>>57575331
>dying soon
You don't seem to understand.
As long as a need for Windows software is present then Windows will always be needed.

>Examples of such software?
MUH GAYMES
MUH AFFORDABLE PHOTO EDITING
MUH AUTOCAD

>>57575458
Microsoft is just going on inertia at this point.

>>57575458
>MUH GAYMES
PS4
>MUH AFFORDABLE PHOTO EDITING
Already cloud based
>MUH AUTOCAD
Cloud based
lol Get with the times, grandpa

>>57575128
doesn't work on my machine :^)
stay poor, freetard

>>57575561
>micro cuckold in denial
sweet cuck tears hehe

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>>57575128
>implying anyone uses Edge/IE

Hold on just a minute, didn't recent numbers reveal only 10% of people on windows use edge?

>>57575716
That's 5 times more than total amount of Linux users on desktop

>>57575716
All computer illiterates use windows and IE/Edge

>>57575561
How can i be poor when im spending so little on software?

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>>57575458
>As long as a need for Windows software is present then Windows will always be needed.
More accurately it is the marketplace's reluctance to migrate to other platforms. Windows isn't "needed" any more than Budweiser is "needed."

You're basically saying that "as long as a need for [X] exists, then [Specific Brand] will always be needed." That is a bizarre line of reasoning. Some company or provider will eventually come to fill that niche, but a specific company? No specific company is needed. Windows dominates the market because of aggressive and borderline legal monopolistic practices, unimpeded by lazy market practice regulators and complacent consumers who dislike change.

Everyone knows this. Nobody "needs" Windows. If Windows was needed, then the mobile OS market wouldn't look like pic related. Believe it or not, no one piece of software is platform-dependent.

>b-but muh gaymen doesn't do mobile
yes it does you tard, and it's a major part of the gaming market
>b-but muh photo editing doesn't do mobile
yes it does you tard, and it's used both professionally and by amateurs
>ha! but muh autocad doesn't do mo-
google is your friend

>>57575128
>Having Edge installed

My Windows 10 Enterprise LTSB N does not have this problem.

>>57575913
IE is even more exploit ridden

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>>57575331
>That pic

Totally epic bro

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>>57575954
>file name
truuuuuuuu

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>>57575128
A hacker is someone who enjoys playful cleverness—not necessarily with computers. The programmers in the old MIT free software community of the 60s and 70s referred to themselves as hackers. Around 1980, journalists who discovered the hacker community mistakenly took the term to mean “security breaker.”

Please don't spread this mistake. People who break security are “crackers.”

>>57576026
this.

>>57575287
>"intentionally"

Microsoft was ALWAYS shit. It's not intentional. It's their cheap corporate culture. They've never cared about anything but $$$, all the way back to Gates himself.

Linus cares about Linux. Woz cared about the Apple II. Jobs cared about Macintosh, NeXT, and all of the Apple products released when he came back.

Gates never gave two shits about anything. The engineers under him didn't give two shits. And now the company is PooInLoo through and through. And they'll give you plenty of shit.

IT'S OVER

LINUX WON
MICROSOFT FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
WINSHILLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
POOINLOO TELLA ON SUICIDE WATCH
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER OH WAIT..
THEY CAN'T

>>57575436
My great-grandma runs Mint and has no complaints. If she can do it, anyone can.

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>>57575253

>7 hours later and nobody else recognizes the joke

>>57575545
>AUTOCAD
>Cloud based
wat

>>57580205
or the people who recognized the quote didn't feel the need to congratulate themselves on an austrian spoon carving forum.

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>>57580306

It was a bretty good joke. I'm not sure why you wouldn't give him a complimentary (you) for it if you recognized it.

>>57575128
Again, like with any other exploit be it with Android or iOS, you have to be a retard to get hacked. I've still yet to see these attacks in action, they're all demonstrations with open computers.

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>>57580487

>i never knew I was hacked so it hasn't happened to me
>I don't know anyone who has been hacked, so you have to be retarded to have it happen

>>57580502
So you have proof of hacks of someone who has been cautious? Still haven't seen proof of any hacks of Android, especially when /g/ claims it's full of vulnerabilities.

>>57580543

There's no amount of caution that will protect you when the underlying program has vulnerabilities. Caution might protect you from nickelback.mp3.exe, but it's not going to stop someone from using any of the thousands of vulnerabilities in products.

>>57580543

Do you consider Google saving all your call logs, web history, texts, photos, and contacts, being hacked?

Technically every Android phone is being hacked every time it is used

>>57580671

Apple does the same thing now, for some (((unknown))) reason. All your call logs are sent to icloud, even if you have icloud backup disabled. Oops.

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>>57575128
>STILL UNPATCHED IN ALL WINDOWS MACHINES

I don't even have Edge, I'm on XP, lmao.

>>57580502
waterfall of tears

>>57575128
fuck china and fuck asian people