why haven't you gotten your selfie bottle yet, anon? &

please stop, world
i can't even less than i currently are

>>57566942
I dont drink coke. I either drink water, ice tea, or rarely Dr. Pepper.

This is why the jews should be gassed.

Oh boy, I love to drink a good bottle of cold refreshing coca cola© on the beach! I even stopped drinking water, as coke just tastes so much better

>>57566942
Attach small images to the lens so it looks like they are chugging dick.

>>57566942
patiently waiting for a blowjob selfie camera now.

>>57567165
Maybe /g/ can get laid with these.

end of the world when

>>57567193
ETA 10-20 years

anybody else gonna kill themselves when ith appens?

>>57566942
this thread is a choir of neckbeards singing about normies in perfect harmony
do re mi fa so la REEEEEEEEEEEE do

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>>57567042
Not a problem. Coca-Cola also produces Alhambra, Dasani, Nestea, Fruitopia, Fuze, and Gold Peak.

>>57567239
nah wanna kill someone before they get me

>>57567336
dafuq

Don't care, but I guess why not have fun with that.

I'd however prefer if some champion of the people made "selfie" sexy outfits. I suspect that would have like 100x the photographic yield of just sexy outfits.

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>>57566942

If I had a time machine I would go back to before 2007 and kill Steve Jobs. In fact, I'd go back to the 70's or whatever and overdose the prick on LSD.

>>57567488
What did Steve Jobs do, apart make Apple money from suckers with marketing?

I personally don't think he did jack shit to make technology better or different, it was in the process of happening anyhow.

Note that shitty machines that someone somehow thought were a good idea go back way further than Steve Jobs, too.

>>57567488
You can't od on that

>>57566942

how long before those get shooped with BBC with captions:

>KEK O COLA

>>57567488
he didn`t invent the selfie.
actually, blame the android. before android smartphones were kinda niche. you either forgot or are too young

>>57566942
This is the kind of stuff that is destroying society. Gay marriage is fine though xD

>>57568417
Oh no a bunch of people you don't know can get married society is OVER.

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>>57566942
That's retarded. At least in Japan the bottle label turns into a cool ribbon.

>>57568106
cuck o cola

>>57567336
Tap water and walmart brand ice tea though, not so much. Fuck paying just for the brand.

>>57568539
We had that last year in Denmark. Also get one of the cameras swap to coke for a cock the easy can whore sponsored by coke

>>57568545

fucking word filter for all caps

Cuck

>>57567038
it will never stop and this isn't even remotely the worst of it.

life is suffering m80

>>57566942
I want to get one for my girlfriend but I can't find them.

>Coca-Cola Israel

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>>57566942
...
Have any of you guys seen the video of the girl using a soda bottle as a dildo?

That's what I want to see this being used as.

>>57566942
>why haven't you gotten your selfie bottle yet, anon?
Because I'm not Jewish.

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Not much time left until everyone has a selfie drone.

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>>57570923
I'm a fa/g/got that's too cheap to buy a proper dildo, so I use fanta bottles instead. They work pretty well to be honest.

>>57567137
>Muh 6 Correlian star fighters

Yeah yeah, move along Goldstein